community-based psychiatric adventures of the mentally normal

[Mitchy1nge]

am not sure if mavis is still in this one

why can't I look like the person who plays Victoria lundgren? Why isn't she in this episode? Was enjoying comparing myself unfavourably to her

I had frizzante tapwater in an Ibis hotel in France once. Twas unpleasant indeed.

that's even sadder than Victoria lundgren dying of the evil virus that was hidden in her morphine shot :(

if that's where being tall and blonde leads you I will stay as I am

I'm short and blonde. It sucks. I want to be tall, willowy, and black.

I'm a bit yellow always am a bit sallow at this time of year when there's less sun but is even less appealing to the eye now

we must try to be pleased with what we have and make the best of it! After my imaginary near death experience of Some Moderate Pain am on a mission

(much more comfortable but there is still so much pain I can't seem to do anything about)

have you gone to see the Christmas tree? Nobody has come home yet :( am having a quick 'obese: a year to save my life'. It's not a behaviour. It's an interest.

Glad you're more comfortable :-) Have seen the tree and am now pissed and have lost my whole pile of pontoon chips.

Mavis is surprisingly ruthless.

how short tall are you? I'm 1.6m but I pass self off as 5'4 (or for some mad reason told the man in my life I was 5'9, is not even as if we met online, we met at a dinner party and he can actually see etc )

I thught I was 5'6" but was measured in hospital at 5'4.5"

Those bastards! How dare they cut you down to size!

(will my running powers atrophy as quickly as muscles can?)

this is a highly disturbing episode, the man seems like a really engaging person but he just cooked some pasta, rinsed it under the tap ??? and put it on the plate all dry and probably cold then put some sauce on top, instead of adding it to the sauce and mixing thoroughly like a Normal Person, then he just ate it like

don't know if I typed that in a Geordie accent or if he ate it like something I forgot to say? Like that?

is my Recalcitrant Teen ever coming home?

will I ever see my spaniel again?

shall I do some lithium and a bit more tramadol?

why has everyone else got better stuff to do than post on the most obscure thread on mumsnet?

CILD PASTA AAAGGGHHHNOOO AM STOND ABD DRUNK AJD CANNOT HANDLE BLANCHED PASTA

also obscure ( that's how we like me it baby)

No mor tramodol

Apologies for spelling.

Tramadol a bad idea.

Recalcitrant is one of my favourite meaning words.

Have been coerced to wear skirt and high heels for amusement of audience. Feel like offensive hollywood stereotype of a transvestite

I am the worlds worst croupier

The game is rummy and we're playing for reeses pieces money hunny

am chewing my face off

thanks tramadol is like ecstasy but without the good parts

Doing anything for the pain?

It's so frustrating having a conversation with you, your interlocutor, and an invisible being you can't hear or communicate with in any way. Half the time, I don't understand something Mavis has said, in the context of the conversation, but when I ask, it turns out it's in response to something JESUS said, or GOD said, or just something she decided to tell Jesus suddenly. Which she then won't usually repeat to me. It's like she s constantly on the phone to God and consequently slightly distracted

Its like reverse command hallucinations - she's constantly telling Jesus what to do.

I did try a Reese's mini peanut butter cup but I spat it out 0:-) because it was foul, like dried out Netto chocolate spread with salt on it for some reason