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Issues at the interface of Mavis, community-based psychiatric services and the mentally normal

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Mitchy1nge · 08/11/2014 16:34

I think that covers us all?

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EnpoTree · 08/11/2014 20:12

This is a long bath. It's just drained when she declares, "I didn't even wash myself!"

Argh.

EnpoTree · 08/11/2014 20:22

The toe nail clipping has begun.

EnpoTree · 08/11/2014 20:36

Ooh I think this might be turning into a dinner party! We have houmous and crudités and crackers!

EnpoTree · 08/11/2014 20:38

Goddamn Bill Withers on the stereo, fuck yeah. Gettin aDULT up in here, yo

EnpoTree · 08/11/2014 20:51

Baby Cooooorn.

EnpoTree · 08/11/2014 21:07

Mavis owns my Indiana Jones DVDs now.

EnpoTree · 08/11/2014 21:26

She is singing a Phil Collins song to a Bill Withers song.

EnpoTree · 08/11/2014 21:34

Mavis has turned off my kitchen lights and is dancing to rave music in there. Except the stereo is in here so she's got it on really loud.

EnpoTree · 08/11/2014 21:36

Oh no she's getting Sudocrem EVERYWHERE

EnpoTree · 08/11/2014 22:05

And calling it Pseudocream. I'm not sure which is more annoying.

EnpoTree · 08/11/2014 22:19

Well, listening to Frankie Goes to Hollywood in the bathroom while smoking is slightly less responsible-adult-dinner-party-like.

EnpoTree · 08/11/2014 22:38

What is this with the Sudocrem? Last time it was all about the Olbas oil.

EnpoTree · 08/11/2014 23:37

Oh God the medicated cream is on EVERYTHING

EnpoTree · 08/11/2014 23:38

And it never comes off

EnpoTree · 08/11/2014 23:55

Is this maturity? Is this adulthood? Watching a beautiful woman dancing with abandon in your living room, and thinking about soft bloody furnishings?

EnpoTree · 08/11/2014 23:56

I have become fogey.

BastardGoDarkly · 09/11/2014 00:32

Ooft pseudocream is indeed a bitch to get off, remember dd smothering the dog and sofa in it Confused

EnpoTree · 09/11/2014 00:53

Oh no, the dog?!

Mitchy1nge · 09/11/2014 00:54

eeeeep

what a stupid time to get in the night before a race, have to get up in 5 hours

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EnpoTree · 09/11/2014 00:56

Nooo, not the dog!

EnpoTree · 09/11/2014 00:56

Sleep Mitchy.

Mitchy1nge · 09/11/2014 00:59

not optimistic (is like knowing there is a plane to catch) but let's try

hope you lot sleep well when you get there too!

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Mitchy1nge · 09/11/2014 07:37

good luck ME :)

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Mitchy1nge · 09/11/2014 07:43

(double dropped the berocca just in case)

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Mitchy1nge · 09/11/2014 08:03

am unhelpfully polypooic at not best possible time

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