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Issues at the interface of Mavis, community-based psychiatric services and the mentally normal

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Mitchy1nge · 08/11/2014 16:34

I think that covers us all?

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EnpoTree · 08/11/2014 18:03

I'm watching Mavis skin up with the bag she bought back off me. I'm letting her owe me a fiver so she's not completely money-less. But apparently she doesn't remember owing me five in the first place, so I now feel like a bad person for wanting my fiver back Grin

Apparently she hasn't had a bath in a week Confused

EnpoTree · 08/11/2014 18:04

She didn't buy a new house phone apparently because she got sidetracked by smoking a joint the asked a random homeless person for a share of, which apparently had something odd in it.

EnpoTree · 08/11/2014 18:06

I mean, who asks random people to share their joint? How did she even notice he had a joint? I never see people concealing joints and get to share them.

EnpoTree · 08/11/2014 18:12

The bath is now going cold. She's insisting on messing about in the living room. She doesn't get that I've told her it goes cold quickly. She insisted it was run as soon as she came in the door, now she wants to get high instead Hmm

Get in the bloody bath, lady!

EnpoTree · 08/11/2014 18:12

I've escaped upstairs.

EnpoTree · 08/11/2014 18:13

Cannot handle Mavis right now.

Mentalpsychiatrist · 08/11/2014 18:13

I'm finally bathed and dressed but not sure I like what I've chosen. Still have to put face on but thought I'd arse around on here instead.

EnpoTree · 08/11/2014 18:14

Bag of tobacco. I sold her back a bag of tobacco.

Mentalpsychiatrist · 08/11/2014 18:14

Mavis sounds like she might be hard work at times. Get her in the bloody bath, she must pong by this stage.

EnpoTree · 08/11/2014 18:14

Put face on? Confused

EnpoTree · 08/11/2014 18:15

Mavis is a lovely person but yes, very hard work.

Mentalpsychiatrist · 08/11/2014 18:15

Bad acne scars, need to be covered with war paint.

EnpoTree · 08/11/2014 18:15

She only gets involved with smoking joints with homeless people because she has a kind heart and spends all her money buying them food.

EnpoTree · 08/11/2014 18:16

Ah, make-up. I see. Good-oh.

EnpoTree · 08/11/2014 18:17

Amazingly, she doesn't smell at all Hmm

Mentalpsychiatrist · 08/11/2014 18:17

She sounds like a good, if slightly misguided, egg.

EnpoTree · 08/11/2014 18:22

Yeah…

Mentalpsychiatrist · 08/11/2014 18:47

I'm finally ready and in a totally different set of clothes. Feel much better now.

How's Mavis? Got her into the bath yet?

EnpoTree · 08/11/2014 19:29

Yes, she's telling me about all her visions and command hallucinations and her time at an abusive boarding special school which has since had to pay out tens of thousands to abuse victims.

EnpoTree · 08/11/2014 19:30

I shouldn't be telling you this. I'm disinhibited.

EnpoTree · 08/11/2014 19:31

I mean this is her private stuff, I shouldn't be Sharing it.

EnpoTree · 08/11/2014 19:32

Oh apparently God is broadcasting thoughts via the music now. Help.

EnpoTree · 08/11/2014 19:34

It's Madonna's Immaculate collection, too.

EnpoTree · 08/11/2014 19:38

She's like this sober, too. Bloody constant conversation with God. Except most of it is quieter than this. Hard to get a word in edgeways at the moment.

EnpoTree · 08/11/2014 19:47

I am trying really hard not to think of all those lists of symptoms and stuff when I'm listening to Mavis, because I HATE it when people pathologise me.