Issues at the interface of Mavis, community-based psychiatric services and the mentally normal

[Mitchy1nge]

I think that covers us all?

you could use crispy fried aubergine slices instead of pasta between the layers of ragù and white stuff?

I don't get the garlic bread thing so dunno, just have some salted tomato slices like a mentally normal person

Do you feel like a mug? Only you can say really

have just realised am reinventing moussaka not lasagne

My care coordinator is an OT, cpn is a cpn. They do similar stuff but I like one much more than the other.

Mmmm, moussaka. Aubergine is actually evil. It can soak up about six hundred times its own weight in oil

I don't feel like a mug, but I know if I posted all this in Relationships, I'd probably get equal quantities "what did you expect" and "LTB".

Should I have a CPN?

Aubergine is an evil vegetable that tastes funny and is not to be trusted.

Um they are basically same thing

before this one I had an ASW as care coordinator

they all do same thing really

relationships are pretty far from my sphere of competence, I will come back to you when I can even contemplate living with a lover without feeling sick with fear

You've never had aubergine pakora then.

Ooh, that looked bad out of context.

as usual I am going through Being Mentally Normal alone, with an aubergine

You're right, I've never had an aubergine pakora. Have I never lived?

I'm not really one to ask about relationship advice. I wake every morning a little bit surprised that she keeps putting up with all my crap.

The teen has emerged briefly from autistic phase to make stir fry. Is very important to at least pretend to like it. Oh poor me. I want my omelette but am committed to the relentless pursuit of Being Mentally Normal and that means eating Other Things.

Aubergine pakora is very, very, very nice. You only need pakora batter (gram flour, cumin, pakora masala, bicarb, salt, water) and aubergine, and a deep fryer.

I wake every morning a little bit surprised that she keeps putting up with all my crap.

How familiar this is.

Omelette strips on stir fry. Srsly.

No deep fryer here but I could live dangerously with a big pot of boiling oil.

Hope the stir fry is edible mitchy. I'll admit it's not my favourite.

Right, need to wash.

please could someone murder me to death instead

Could you have more rice than stir fry? Would that help?

Is vermicelli type noodles all cooked together

would help if could be bludgeoned almost to death by maniac wielding a pillowcase full of house bricks then pushed face first into an industrial meat grinder and then my mushy remains dissolved in acid

I 'm afraid my powers only extend so far and bludgeoning is beyond my reach. Sorry.

Is ok

know it's a lot to ask

is going to take the whole of the rest of my life to eat this

in fact my cats will start eating me before am finished

in fact my cats will start eating me before am finished

You appear to be missing an obvious solution.

Unless your cats are fussy.