A sweary thread about anxiety. You have been warned.

[ChickensHaveNoLips]

Fuck off anxiety. Take your shitty, twatting blown-out-of-all-proportion circling thoughts with you. Stop making my poor ole brain fixate and obsess over ridiculous things that raise my heart rate and make me want to run. Stop making me bore myself with this arsing, ridiculous, shitting arseholery.

My name is Chickens, and today I am cripplingly anxious because my dog has got a bit arsey with other dogs trying to take his ball. Yep, it's that twatting trivial. I hate you, brain.

[ChickensHaveNoLips]

« That's awe, that is, Jacks.

[Nanabana]

Oh dear shouting and arguing taking place right now and anxiety and paranoia approaching.. Is it me theyre shouting about, have I done something wrong? Why don't they just shut the fuck up and get a life so I can get on with mine

[Jacksmania]

I tried, Chickens, I really tried :o

[Jacksmania]

((((((((Nanabana)))))))))))

[Krumbum]

Fuck off anxiety! I got so scared and sick I stopped my fiancé from going to a festival this weekend because I was convinced he would get hurt. I can't get the horrible thoughts and images out my head, I don't want to be controlling I just get sick with fear. I feel so out of control atm. I don't want him to hate me.

[Nanabana]

Thanks Jacks! And guess what it was about me!! Wow, i shouldn't be a WOHM and should just be available to serve and please apparently!! Well they can all fuck the fuck off if they think that's happening!
Level of service has fallen with me being an WOHM, now going into justification mode,feel the need to explain to them, what i really need to do is to man up and not give a fuck

[swanthingafteranother]

well I am in a complete state about my 12 year performing in a musical this evening. The one thing that gives him confidence is to sing, and he now has a sore throat, and can't be Freddie Mercury any more. I can hardly bear the thought of going in and sitting there and seeing his anxiety...and he might even get the giggles, and then get really upset because he has laughed when he shouldn't have.

AARRGH. So go away you sodding negative thought, and I am going to replace you with CONFIDENCE, LOVE, CHE SERA SERA, DORIS DAY thoughts, and tidy my room.

[genteel addition to sweary thread] I will now tidy my room and that will put the negative thoughts in their place.
My son will survive, he is already a star, and the other 98 people in the production know he can sing, so it doesn't really matter what goes wrong this evening.

Chicken I get very anxious when the dog I borrow goes near any of the park entrances. I am convinced he will run into the road, and it will be all my fault. Don't worry about what people think, that is the root of all stupid anxiety. You know he is a brilliant non-aggressive dog, so believe in your own judgement.

[notsofrownieface]

I fucking love this thread.

Anxiety you can fuck off, and when you get there fuck off some more. I know it is all in my fucking head, but give it a fucking rest.

[swanthingafteranother]

swearing makes me anxious
however I am making an exception
Piss off you stupid school play [thank you though kind teachers who are putting it on] you can't ruin my day!

I have made a start on the tidying, it is helping as it is so boring I have forgotten to be anxious.

[Cockpark]

Fuck me chickens what a total fuckface I am to have forgotten! Anxiety is a complete shitter, all of us poor motherfuckers need to get the fuck rid of it so we can resume life as normal.
Motherfucker.
Bastard.
Cock off anxiety.

[ChickensHaveNoLips]

I'm impressed, Cock. Nice

I am a little less anxious today. I find that my anxiety is much worse at night, for some unknown cocking reason, and easiest in the morning. I hope you're all feeling a little better.

[Lozislovely]

I fucking hate anxiety you goddamotherfucker, I wish I could kill you!

Thanks a fucking bunch for the full blown fucking panic attack whilst I was driving down the M40 with my boss who doesn't fucking know. Thanks for making me think I was going to have to fucking pull over and make some feeble excuse as to why my face had gone white and adrenaline was pumping its motherfuckingarse around my body.

Thanks for making my legs shake the rest of the fucking way and making me spend the rest of the day seated next to a door so I could make a run for it.

Thanks for the migraine that materialised in the afternoon and left me haggard and über fucking anxious on the return journey. Oh and thanks for setting the seed in my brain during the same journey the next day.

Anxiety you can do one, I've had enough

[Jacksmania]

How's everyone's goddamn fucking anxiety today?

Bloody arsing skyrocketing today

[ChickensHaveNoLips]

What's twisting your melon today, Jacks?

[creativepebble]

It's keeping things in fucking perspective, isn't it? Completely fucking impossible sometimes.

[festiemum]

I had massage tonight. And I got fuxi

[festiemum]

Excellent phone post ing there! Let's try again! I had a massage tonight and I got fucking anxious about it! Fucking anxious about a fucking massage!!! To the point where I probably didn't enjoy it that much. For fucks sake head, just fuck off will you, you massive fucking twat!

[EclecticWorkInProgress]

Home sweet fucking home, this thread is. Such a wash of familiarity, kinship in just a few posts...thank you.
I hate that I have to fucking decide something and then know with 100,000% certainty that the correct thing is the opposite of my first fucking gut feeling. SHIT! Maybe! M A Y B E. "Maybe" can fuck off. If I ever get a dog, I'll name it "Maybe" so I can put it out of the house with a well enunciated, but kindly meant "fuck off".

[Jacksmania]

"twisting your melon" :o - love it.
The fucking bank is twisting my fucking melon. The complete and utter arse-faced moron wanker of a mortgage dude we ended up with. He's a slimy green arse worm.

Anxiety, fear, worry, planic - you can all fucking fuck off, you bunch of bloody wankers.

[TheGruffalosbitch]

Fuck you anxiety/panic attacks you cuntwanker! you have ruled my life for 12 fucking years!
You ruined my pregnancies and the 1st few weeks with my precious babies. Im never gonna get that back you CUNT!

I hate the way you make me feel, I hate the muscle pains you give me, I hate the IBS you give me, I hate the nausea you give me, I hate the shakes you give me. You make me feel uncomfortable in my own body!

your a cocksuckingsonofabitch why dont you crawl back under what ever rock you came from curl up and DIE!

[TheGruffalosbitch]

oh and i almost forgot "what if's" you can buy a first class ticket to fucksville and when you get there fuck off some more!

[MidoriKobayashi]

I like the sweary anxiety thread. I hate the way that my heart starts racing as soon as I wake up, that I already feel anxious because I couldn't sleep because I was worrying. I woke up two and a half hours ago and I'm in bed because I just can't get up, like it paralyses me... FUCK OFF ANXIETY!

for all the other anxious people.

[HoleyGhost]

Has anyone found counselling works to get this cunting anxiety under control?

I can feel mine creeping back and don't want to go straight for the meds this time

[yellowraincoat]

Hate anxiety.

Have I turned the iron off? Have I turned my straighteners off? Check. Check. Check. Check. Check. Check. Fucking stop making me CHECK.

Go to the pub. Oh no I'm not talking, everyone will think I'm boring. Start talking. Oh no I'm talking too much, shut up. Oh no people are asking me questions. What should I answer? Oh no that was the wrong answer.

Wake up. Analyse pub behaviour endlessly. Are my colleagues sitting analysing their every cunting move this morning? Probably not, because they're not anxiety-ridden.

AND I have fucking cystitis, so now my fucking bladder is joining me in anxiety hell.

[creativepebble]

Temporarily, smoking weed helped a lot. But then you need to get the right plant as the paranoia can be worse. It just chills you right and and you don't give a shit anymore and cunting anxiety just fucks right off and falls asleep.