Young Voices 2010/11 - CD2 Track 17 - Disgraceful Songs

[RangTang4]

My DD came home on Thursday night with a CD containing all the lyrics for the Young Voices Concert taking place this year. One track called 'Pop Medley' contains the most horrendously inappropriate lyrics for young voices, of which there will be 90,000 taking part. The lyrics mention 'guns' 'bad romance', 'taking risks', 'lovers revenge', plus lots of bad boys, bad boys bad boys.....!!!!' The literature that comes with the CD asks parents to help their offspring learn the lyrics - over my dead body.
This track in my humble opinion has to be withdrawn immediately unless of course we wish to remain number two in the world for teenage pregnancies. Have a look for yourself at www.youngvoices.co.uk
I only played the CD once but now my three year old boy is singing the mentionned words. My daughter of course loves it and keeps on singing it too.I dont suppose anyone has Michael Gove's email address? Needless to say my daughter will not be attending. I feel I am going to have to seek legal advice. I have emailed the organisation asking for a recall. When I think of all the beautiful love songs they could be singing and they have chosen cheap 'on trend' trashy lyrics, my heart bleeds.

Barbie is upset she hadn't had a mention too, although she's a bit 'flighty' if you knnow what I mean

Did I ever tell you about the time I asked for a Barbie for Christmas? I wanted the one with the pink princess dress and you could change her outfit by pulling off the bottom bit of her dress, and instead I got Disco HOOKER Barbie who was wearing gold lame SLACKS and some kind of boob tube affair and had bits of copper in her hair. COPPER WIRE.

Are you reading this mother, you destroyed my DREAMS.

No definitely Ken Dodd and Noddy Holder.

My aunt wanted me to say 'titti falarious' to Ken but I hadnt had my drink by this time.Just the one mind you to steady the nerves.

I wish I had but he had that face that said 'dont bother me I am relaxing' so I just kept grinning at him and eventually he moved away.

There I said it for you.

I once had lunch alongside Michael Flatterly at La Mer in Barbados - god it was awful all these bloody stars getting in the way. It was 90c and Cilla was wearing tight black leather trousers. We all got food posioning and I told my boyfriend now DH at the time never to take me to the place again.

I always preferred action men ShirleyKnot, those swivelling eyes and gripping hands.

I blame them for my taste in men

what all smooth down there?

Isn't Pott Shrigley the next parish to Notty Ash?

Michael Flatley once danced on the bonnet of my cousin's car. Of course, this was before he became famous as a light footed Irish hero. Back then he was attending night school re=taking his O Level in Sociology. He drank too much orange squash on the night in question, and re-created the famous "Good Morning" dance sequence from Singing In The Rain in the car park; jumping on my cousin's Ford Fiesta as a finale.

She never forgave him even though he t-cutted out most of the damage.

Thats what I have done - complained and then withdrawn my kids.

But sadly I thought I could actually contact YV myself without having to set up a campaign or petitions etc.

The guy who I have been conversing with is really nice and I think I will apologise to him. I still think the words are not age apprpriate. My first letter was very polite.

''X Factor is before the watershed.

Half the time, I don't know what you're going on about.

If you're writing an official letter to someone, then you don't include 'jokes' about taking coach parties of mothers to complain.''

I wouldnt normally but I had very good reasons to.

"If you're writing an official letter to someone, then you don't include 'jokes' about taking coach parties of mothers to complain.''

I wouldnt normally but I had very good reasons to."

you're thinking of Crinkley Bottom I think tokyonambu

Dolly Twat

I will wear the 'not a loon tshirt' if you promise to wear one saying Dolly Twat.

I will wear it with pride RangTang4 as long as I can stand next to you

can AnyFucker can come as well?

Hey would you really did this for me girls... Fantastic!!

can you wear yours tokyonambu or are you just going to drop off muttering to yourself like last year.

If this is the case would you mind wearing billboard saying 'Satin Has Won'

sorry too pure to even spell the word Satan..

I've got a pair of Satin shoes

I was thinking it might be a misspelling of "Stain", and refer to poor laundry practices.

I laughed at Pott Shrigley cause it was funny.

Because Pott Shrigley is not exactly the centre of the world.

It was like seeing a sign for an upmarket beauty salon:

Paris, London, Berlin, New York, Pott Shrigly.

so, where are we off to RangTang4 in our Satin t-shirts? Do we need to bring our own pitchforks or will you be providing them?

Bring em Shirl perfect for Golden Oldies medley.

tokyonambu - anything black in your wardrobe even better and can you goth it up a bit too.

Its quite near all hallows festival.
Would you also mind running across the stage when Thriller comes on. Can you moondance or am I asking too much of you.

Dont worry about the pitch forks DT - Tesco usually does a 3 for 2 if you arent fussy about the colours.

Who do you think I am? Jarvis Cocker?

My bosses ex girlfriend met him in a kebab shop once, he ordered a doner, the dirty swine.

Pott Shrigley does have a famous celebrity - so famous that I cannot remember his name.

He is 'Wilmslow Orange' in colour and presents that antique show where you have to guess the amount.

Madame Lindt

Are you going to join us too in your hot air balloon?