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Brexit mega thread part 8: platinum jubilee edition

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ChiswickFlo · 03/06/2022 19:07

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DrBlackbird · 14/07/2022 17:54

Well Penny sounds like the perfect new Tory leader. Well able to fulfill the party tradition of selecting utter wankers to lead the party/country in that she perfectly fits in with the other unpleasant 12yr old boys running the country.

A Tory MP tipped to be the next prime minister once delivered a speech on poultry welfare to parliament for the sole purpose of saying “c&%k” several times on a bet with Royal Navy colleagues

www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/penny-mordaunt-speech-parliament-bet-b2122671.html

LouiseCollins28 · 14/07/2022 22:29

SerendipityJane · 14/07/2022 17:21

Yes, Britain, they are laughing at you. And if Sunak wins, I can't see the narrative being anything other than "UK has to import PM to fix Brexit" being the headline in a lot of papers around the world.

Mind you, at least he is of planet earth. Not like Mad Nad and Dorries to know.

fb.watch/ef_S_6bqZU/

Rishi Sunak is my preferred choice for Leader/New PM by a mile tbh. I don't have a vote btw, I'm not now nor have I ever been a member of any party. I rather like Sajid Javid as well but he went out early failing to win enough nominations. I'm just hoping that Sunak beats whoever his rival is with the membership but I do fear he'll get to the final 2 and lose againt one of Penny Mourdant or Liz Truss.

Aside from RS I am conflicted. I think its more likely that Sunak beats Truss so from that POV I'd be hoping she gets through. However of the 3 main contenders she's my least favourite by a distance so in a way I'd prefer a Sunak vs Mourdant choice for the membership.

DuncinToffee · 16/07/2022 09:22

He lied?

Saturday's Express: “Boris' message to next PM: 'You must finish job on Brexit'”
twitter.com/BBCNews/status/1548077654774951936?t=DnoKXuMe70rX65k9-5BTYg&s=19

SerendipityJane · 16/07/2022 10:09

How many goes at Brexit do they want ? I thought Brexit was a once in a lifetime choice ?

Hasn't the UK spent the last 3 years telling the whole world Brexit woz dun ?

Lonelycrab · 16/07/2022 10:16

Schrodingers Brexit. Both done, and not done, simultaneously.

DrBlackbird · 17/07/2022 17:38

As his swan song, in an idea apparently cooked up by an Australian, ‘Project Homer’ would see Johnson appointing 39 new Tory supporting peers (including mad nad) to stuff the House of Lords full Johnson loyalists as a final example of Johnson sleaze. Simultaneously this would also stop the HoL from blocking Tory Brexit policies such as tearing up the NI protocol. They’re just bastards.

dontcallmelen · 18/07/2022 08:39

DrBlackbird · 17/07/2022 17:38

As his swan song, in an idea apparently cooked up by an Australian, ‘Project Homer’ would see Johnson appointing 39 new Tory supporting peers (including mad nad) to stuff the House of Lords full Johnson loyalists as a final example of Johnson sleaze. Simultaneously this would also stop the HoL from blocking Tory Brexit policies such as tearing up the NI protocol. They’re just bastards.

really are, haven’t watched any of the ‘debates’ just can’t stomach it.

DuncinToffee · 18/07/2022 11:44

Oh dear.

Anne Marie Trevelyan says that for now the White House doesn’t want to restart formal trade negotiations.

She says they might restart after the mid term elections.

Joe Biden wanted to have a “domestic focus”, she says diplomatically.

twitter.com/theousherwood/status/1548947607061422080?t=c20VRa_t1plGDuv3xhj34Q&s=19

HannibalHeyes · 18/07/2022 12:05

The Papua New Guinea Courier brilliant as per usual...

Brexit mega thread part 8: platinum jubilee edition
HarrietPierce · 18/07/2022 12:43

Anyone defending Liar Johnson now, is as pathetic and amoral as those sent out on TV to lie for him.

HarrietPierce · 18/07/2022 12:48

Sorry wrong thread.

DuncinToffee · 19/07/2022 11:18

The government should appoint a touring "tsar" to unravel the red tape facing British musicians in Europe, a cross-party group of MPs and peers has said.

They would need to tackle the soaring costs of obtaining visas and transporting instruments that bands have encountered since Brexit.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-62209989

SerendipityJane · 19/07/2022 12:26

DuncinToffee · 19/07/2022 11:18

The government should appoint a touring "tsar" to unravel the red tape facing British musicians in Europe, a cross-party group of MPs and peers has said.

They would need to tackle the soaring costs of obtaining visas and transporting instruments that bands have encountered since Brexit.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-62209989

Roger Daltrey springs to mind.

Tanith · 19/07/2022 14:39

What a vindictive little toad Johnson is! Not fit to clean Tobias Ellwood's lavatory after a curry night out.

DrBlackbird · 20/07/2022 08:05

Further evidence of Johnson’s vindictiveness ..?

It’s reported that Johnson has even been urging candidates as they are knocked off the slate to back anyone but Rishi. His chief lieutenants are most certainly at it

Article by a Tory MP in the Graun. Guess the Torygraph remains loyal to its soon to be reestablished journalist so nothing anti Johnson to be be printed there anymore if ever

SerendipityJane · 20/07/2022 12:28

DrBlackbird · 20/07/2022 08:05

Further evidence of Johnson’s vindictiveness ..?

It’s reported that Johnson has even been urging candidates as they are knocked off the slate to back anyone but Rishi. His chief lieutenants are most certainly at it

Article by a Tory MP in the Graun. Guess the Torygraph remains loyal to its soon to be reestablished journalist so nothing anti Johnson to be be printed there anymore if ever

It's entirely possible that despite all the Tory hoo-hah, Johnson will simply refuse to go. Our gloriously not-worth-the-paper-it's-written-on constitution means as long as the PM can deliver a majority (like the one Johnson engineered on Monday) it matters not a jot what party they may (or may not) "lead" in the commons.

Yes, of course parliament could hold another vote. But - guess who's in charge ?

Remember how close the US - which has a written constitution - came close to a coup less than 2 years ago.

DrBlackbird · 20/07/2022 23:31

Well we’re living through unprecedented times after all so who the hell knows how this will all play out.

John crace’s article today was interesting and also raised the idea that Johnson will not go willingly because he’s so addicted to the attention and limelight. Haste la vista baby my god. What an asinine toddler and yet all the Tories clapped and cheered except May who has some personal integrity

And yet, who comes next?? It can get worse… Liz Truss the favourite. God help us… 🤦🏻‍♀️

All the polling suggested that Radon was the firm favourite. And for reasons best-known to themselves, the Tories were going to choose someone who was technically brain dead. Adrift from reality. Who couldn’t even read an autocue. Who only had two randomised expressions. Dim. And very dim

FrankieStein403 · 21/07/2022 09:45

Basically the Tories have engineered a selection process guaranteed to select the worst possible from the candidates. This is the same party that gave us the worst possible brexit.

So we're going to end up with the worst possible social care/nhs system, the worst possible climate strategy, the worst possible education system. Who'd a thought that Brexit wasn't the bottom?

TheABC · 21/07/2022 10:23

If Rishi gets in, we may have something approaching a functioning economy. After all, he and his family want to stay rich.

If Truss gets in, there's a limit to the amount of damage she can do as most of the consequences of Johnson's policies (prices caps, green levy etc) will be baked in. She will spend most of her time firefighting over the winter.

The best I can hope for is absent-minded neglect. I don't expect either candidate to address any of the country's actual problems as they are part of the reason we are in this mess.

SerendipityJane · 22/07/2022 07:49

The Independent
Brexit divorce bill jumps by £10 billion, government quietly admits
Jon Stone
Thu, 21 July 2022 at 8:31 pm
The Brexit divorce bill negotiated by Boris Johnson has increased by nearly £10bn compared to the official estimate when the UK left the EU, ministers have admitted.
The Treasury slipped out an “updated government estimated of the financial settlement” in a written ministerial statement on Thursday as MPs headed back to their constituencies for summer recess.
The statement, from chief secretary to the Treasury Simon Clarke, says the bill is now £42.5bn, which “shows an increase against the original range”.
When Britain left the EU in January 2020 the Office for Budget Responsibility put the figure at £32.9bn, meaning the cost of the financial settlement has soared by nearly £10bn.
Opposition parties said Boris Johnson’s “terrible deal” was costing taxpayers
In the statement, the minister insisted that the figure should be compared to the “original range” of £35-39bn, which would make for a smaller but still substantial increase of around £4bn.
But the timing of the Treasury’s statement at the start of the summer recess means MPs will be unable to hold ministers to account for the increase in the Commons, because it will not be sitting.
The Treasury says the increase is “primarily due to the most recent valuation of the UK’s obligation under Article 142 for EU pensions”.
The government pledged to pay its share of EU official pensions as a condition for getting a withdrawal agreement and avoiding a no-deal Brexit.
The increase in these payments is related to higher inflation, which has soared to record levels in recent months.
The Treasury also said in the statement that it does not plan to release further estimates of the bill, even if it increases further – and that the actual costs will be buried in departmental small print.
“As all payments will be made from departmental accounts, HM Treasury do not plan to replicate or consolidate financial reporting on the TCA in future editions of the statement,” the minister said.
“Nor do we intend to report annually our revised estimate of liabilities expected under the TCA, because actual costs will, in future years, appear in the departmental resource accounts.”
Layla Moran, the Liberal Democrats' foreign affairs spokesperson, said: “Boris Johnson’s terrible deal, backed by Liz Truss and Rishi Sunak, is costing British taxpayers billions of pounds. This is the price of years of Conservative chaos and neglect.
“Combined with the government’s botched trade agreements, they are leaving British farmers and businesses wrapped in red tape – unable to compete.
“The Conservative government must come clean about how much more their bad deal will cost the country in future.”

borntobequiet · 22/07/2022 08:44

Port of Dover critical incident today

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-62263176?at_medium=RSS&at_campaign=KARANGA

French border authorities being blamed, but on the radio they mentioned Covid related staff shortages among these.
Either way, it’s Brexit related, what a surprise.

DuncinToffee · 22/07/2022 09:57

BBC is still allergic to the word Brexit then

DuncinToffee · 22/07/2022 15:19

The EU has launched fresh legal action against the UK after Boris Johnson's plan to rip up his own Brexit deal passed through the Commons.

Chevyimpala67 · 22/07/2022 16:09

Back from my summer hols...

Been to beautiful Northumberland. Cooler than the rest of the UK (thank god) and such a lovely place.

But...there are NO staff. I saw loads of cafes, pubs etc with signs on the door saying they were closed due to having no staff - At the height of the summer season.
Everywhere is recruiting (or trying to)
It was quite sad.
Service is slower because there are fewer staff and yet prices are much higher...
£22 for 3 x pieces of (dry) cake and 2 coffees and 1 tap water!?? <faints>

Food prices generally seem much higher up there and the entrance fee for most attractions has increased a lot also.

If we'd had to buy diesel too the holiday would have cost us a fortune.
Not sure we'll bother next year :(

I have nothing to say about either candidate for PM. Either is a disaster and our country is on the cusp of becoming a failed state.

And don't expect De Pfeffle to behave. As I keep saying, he's watching the GOP and Trump closely. Watch this space.

bellinisurge · 22/07/2022 16:12

The border at Dover didn't used to be there. Like all processes administered by people, it will be subject to employee shortages from time to time.
It's only there because of Brexit. If there's a problem, it's caused by Brexit. Not Covid. Not the weather. Brexit.

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