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Westminstenders: Sleaze. The Return.

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RedToothBrush · 25/04/2021 13:37

The Brexit Agreement is still not signed. The EU are still pissed off with our bad attitude and how we managed to a have better deal on AstraZeneca's vaccines which they don't seem to like anyway.

The Ireland / NI border is still a mess. Both politically and economically. This is apparently something that wasn't discussed pre referedum, with regular Westminstenders suffering from collective delusions over remembering differently and reading madeup stories which just happen to be dated prior to the referendum. Its a sign of how good fake news has got.

The lying architect of Vote Leave is complaining about the lying of Vote Leave's biggest champion and cheerleader, countered with the pm who cheated on his ex wife multiple times and ran off with a younger woman accusing his former aid of being deeply sexist.

The government is embroiled in numerous accusations of lining its own pockets following the brexit power grab by the right wing of the party. Which of course wasn't a worry pre referendum. As of course accountability generally.

In keeping with taking a lead on the world stage, we have seen through our promises to cut back on overseas aid, instead preferring to spend money on trading. This is well represented by our purchasing of 10million AZ vaccines from India with not much sign of sending aid to help with the unfolding humanitarian crisis there.

Our post Brexit foreign policy looks muddled at best. The new world order is a big confusing. We dont mind trading with regimes which have human rights abuses... As long as they are countries which are smaller than us and we can exploit. We don't particularly like China atm because we aren't getting much out of the shitting on others. Plus its not really proving a great opportunity for Westerners to line their pockets like other dodgy regimes because its generally closed to outsiders and this is even more true in covid times.

But don't worry, we will soon be able to go abroad again on our covid passports. The 17th May beckons when the penny will drop that efforts to integrate medical records with passport data which apparently border agencies are working on, isn't ready yet and that doesn't matter because other countries won't be ready to let us in yet, especially since we are outside the EU and EEA and we haven't been great at talking to them. And we probably will still have to quarantine on return anyway. (End of June is still optimistic but more realistic).

We've still to impose customs checks yet because we didn't want to do it in April in case that meant the shops would be empty when they reopened. So we still have that joy to look forward to. Great for EU exporters. Less great for uk exporters. For now.

Of course we have the May Council elections to look forward to, in which it will become apparent just how fucking useless and invisible Keir Starmer is and how Labour policies are not connecting with voters in spite of all of the above. Mainly due to navel gazing and an inability to get beyond their social circle. Any good ideas they do have are promptly nicked by the Tories.

Post Brexit talk of reviewing the Monarchy are also growing in steam...

If we look back it feels like the sleaziness of the early nineties has returned but with no prospect of joining the Eu, no John Smith or Smiling Tony to inspire, no coming Cool Brittania to cheer us up. Just sleaze tolerated and accepted, rather than rejected. And one massive debt than had been largely repaid.

Its hard to see where we go from here. We seem bewildered by geography and confused by technology. Unwilling to invest in science and no longer aligned with the right people to collaborate effectively.

Instead we are more pre occupied with in fighting.

As a friend said to me this week, they had started to watch alternative news channels to British based ones because she felt we had become so inward looking. She felt like our mentality was increasing like the US which simply was unaware of events and ideas beyond our borders. I think its a comment that has so much ressonnance.

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QueenOfThorns · 29/04/2021 20:39

Really Clav, the Stroud News and Journal is the best you can do???

LostToucan · 29/04/2021 20:39

When the UK Government goes to Parliament and asks to amend UK law to cut overseas aid then I’ll concede a point.

Johnson makes noise about supporting girls and women in third world countries, but that’s just proving to be lip service.

Peregrina · 29/04/2021 20:48

How does one 'dilapidate' money? I can see that Johnson is ruining the country by carelessness as much as anything. Does that count?

HannibalHayeski · 29/04/2021 20:49

We are starting as a rich country. We have a despicable government who are giving our money to their mates.

Much more of this and we will end up as a banana republic. We already seem to have a government with this mentality...

ListeningQuietly · 29/04/2021 20:54

@Peregrina

How does one 'dilapidate' money? I can see that Johnson is ruining the country by carelessness as much as anything. Does that count?
With a washing machine Grin
HannibalHayeski · 29/04/2021 20:57

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wewereliars · 29/04/2021 21:06

Mustlovegin The word dilapidate refers to stones falling off buildings. From the Latin. Probably time to put the gin down I think.

TheElementsSong · 29/04/2021 21:44

I’m struggling to comprehend this newfangled TruBrexitannian Newspeak. This must be because I’m one of those UnBeLeaving traitorous betrayers.

borntobequiet · 29/04/2021 21:51

I live in a genuinely dilapidated house, sadly :(

HannibalHayeski · 29/04/2021 22:05

Even the New Statesman are getting in on it.

The experts were right: Brexit is doing economic damage to the UK

Peregrina · 29/04/2021 22:09

I thought the new slippery plastic notes were safe from being laundered. I gather that they can shrink when ironed, but it's not something I plan to experiment with to find out.

YoutubeZoom · 29/04/2021 22:09

20:54ListeningQuietly

How does one 'dilapidate' money?

With a washing machine

Grin
YoutubeZoom · 29/04/2021 22:11

You can always use a laundromat, Peregrina

mustlovegin · 29/04/2021 22:49

dilapidate = waste

ListeningQuietly · 29/04/2021 22:55

@mustlovegin

dilapidate = waste
Not in English
mustlovegin · 29/04/2021 22:57

Look it up. It's not difficult

ListeningQuietly · 29/04/2021 23:03

must love
I deal with leases regularly.
Dilapidated / dilapidations waste

HannibalHayeski · 29/04/2021 23:28

dilapidated
/dɪˈlapɪdeɪtɪd/
Learn to pronounce
adjective
(of a building or object) in a state of disrepair or ruin as a result of age or neglect.
"old, dilapidated buildings"

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AuldAlliance · 29/04/2021 23:36

I am truly fascinated by this Newspeak, where providing overseas aid to developing countries and spaffing thousands of pounds from anonymous donors on gold leaf wallpaper are deemed equivalent, under the quaint heading "dilapidating money". Maybe some pp are consulting the same thesaurus that BJ uses when he has to look up natty phrases like "farrago of nonsense", so that he can avoid using the word "lie" in case anyone might associate it with him.

I'm almost curious to discover what stunning semantic jiggery pokery tomorrow holds.

HannibalHayeski · 29/04/2021 23:42

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HannibalHayeski · 30/04/2021 00:24

#Facts Matter: Property developers who built flats covered in dangerous cladding donated £2.5 million to the @Conservative since the #Grenfell fire in 2017, @BorisJohnson has personally received £50,000 from individuals with links to the #CladdingScandal. #EndOurCladdingScandal

DGRossetti · 30/04/2021 07:41

depucelate ? Certain a word that follows Boris around

depilliate ?

DGRossetti · 30/04/2021 07:44

With the caveat that recruitment agencies reside alongside estate agents in the "how far would you trust them ?" book of Rossetti

www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-56919575

Restaurants struggle to find staff ahead of reopening
...
Recruitment site Caterer.com said the pandemic and Brexit were to blame.
...

longwayoff · 30/04/2021 07:58

Am glad to note that Boris is balding and will thus lose the Labrador appeal that has helped him to get so far. I look forward to seeing the Trump effect begin to manifest on his barnet.

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