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Westministenders: Brevid

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RedToothBrush · 29/09/2020 14:38

The government have FINALLY started to treat no deal brexit and covid as one entity in terms of fucking the economy.

On the one hand you have one camp who think they can sneak No Deal through as a consequence of Covid. On the other you have people who realise that it might be quite a good idea not to doubly screw your entire economy and to continue to be able to import medical supplies freely.

We now no that No Deal Brexit will involve passports to get into Kent and 7 mile queues of trucks because this has passed the lips of Gove. Y'know one of those who has been denying this for the past 4 years and presenting it as 'scaremongering'.

We are now firmly into the end game where businesses have to make plans based on the government plans and technology. Y'know the ones that aren't complete yet despite it only being 2 months to go.

Johnson has today done an interview about covid restrictions in the NE in which he got all the detail wrong. Its almost as if he forgot the lines he was instructed to recite and have no fundamental understanding of what rules he's putting into place to control the lives of the population.

As we lurch into October, there is speculation of full local lockdowns being brought in to try and deal with the spiralling number of cases which have to be the result, in no small part, of a dire lack of local testing facilities in the North of England. Meanwhile we've got The App finally. The one that doesn't work and the police and many health care staff are being advised not to use cos its so bobbins and will lead to them constantly isolating needlessly. Thats just something the rest of us have to contend with.

The feeling is that Cummings is up for No Deal. Johnson has been brainwashed into it, which lets face it, isn't too hard given how hard of thinking he is. However there is a growing sense that Johnson may now bottle it and declare victory in the jaws of defeat. That might be a premature hope.

We await the answer and the all important question of whether Christmas is indeed cancelled - that is for everyone who hasn't already cancelled it due to financial hardship...

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Shrillharridan · 06/10/2020 13:13

Alright?

Todays assanine Boris quote:
"The winds that puffed the sails of Drake"

Jesus suffering fuck 🙄

DGRossetti · 06/10/2020 13:21

Todays assanine Boris quote: "The winds that puffed the sails of Drake"

That must win some sort of award for "Countries pissed off/Number of words used" surely ?

Shrillharridan · 06/10/2020 13:23

He's a fucking cockwomble

OchonAgusOchonO · 06/10/2020 13:23

@Clavinova

OchonAgusOchonO As you claim to have answered my question, perhaps you would reiterate as it appears to have gone missing?

That's unfortunate - you should be more careful in future. You're not using Excel are you?

How on earth could I have caused your reply to go missing?

Either it got deleted with no indication of that by MNHQ or (shock, horror) you never responded to my question and are now lying about having done that.

Let me think, which is most likely?

As a complete aside, I just spent 10 minutes watching a red squirrel gathering nuts in my back garden. He's very cute. However, I have no idea what type of penis he has or indeed, whether it was a male or female squirrel. Maybe @TheElementsOfMedical could help?

Shrillharridan · 06/10/2020 13:24

I guess that sabre rattling, xenophobic, empire building, rule britannia shite gets some people off?

Ew

Peregrina · 06/10/2020 13:25

As I recall Clavinova's reply to the relevance of the Irish Leaving Certificate was 'I have to go out'. Perhaps Cut 'n 'paste is a politician in real life because that is a typical politician's dodge.

Shrillharridan · 06/10/2020 13:26

I knew about cat penii but not squirrels...
On an episode of Supernatural (a US sci fi show) one of the characters confides;
"I know for a fact female cats were not consulted"
Grin

ListeningQuietly · 06/10/2020 13:27

@RedToothBrush
we are only 19 posts from your next title instalment Smile

Somehow it has to include
ferries, penis anatomy and Drake's sails !!!

OchonAgusOchonO · 06/10/2020 13:27

[quote ListeningQuietly]@RedToothBrush
we are only 19 posts from your next title instalment Smile

Somehow it has to include
ferries, penis anatomy and Drake's sails !!![/quote]
And squirrels.

dontcallmelen · 06/10/2020 13:29

@TheElementsOfMedical

I misread the post about the tomcat. I couldn't understand how a cat could parade up and down the garden in camouflage, and thought that the rifle toting was a euphemism for said tomcat's male appendage!

🤣😂

Except now, having read Emily's post and then Peregrina's I'm picturing a strutting tomcat with a spiky erection, upon which is flying a ToryBrexitannian flag! Grin

🤣🤣🤣🤣
ListeningQuietly · 06/10/2020 13:29

Ochon
The squirrel has been here for years.
Most of us ignore it.

TheElementsOfMedical · 06/10/2020 13:29

I'm finding it deeply ironic that the champion C&Per, who claims to have answered your question somewhere upthread, is unable to assist in the ongoing conversation by C&Ping their own alleged answer to said question.

As a complete aside, I just spent 10 minutes watching a red squirrel gathering nuts in my back garden. He's very cute. However, I have no idea what type of penis he has or indeed, whether it was a male or female squirrel.

I'm no squirrel anatomist, but I gather that a male squirrel will leave you in no doubt of the fact Grin

www.theguardian.com/media/mediamonkeyblog/2011/oct/05/great-british-bake-off-squirrel

Westministenders: Brevid
OchonAgusOchonO · 06/10/2020 13:32

[quote TheElementsOfMedical]I'm finding it deeply ironic that the champion C&Per, who claims to have answered your question somewhere upthread, is unable to assist in the ongoing conversation by C&Ping their own alleged answer to said question.

As a complete aside, I just spent 10 minutes watching a red squirrel gathering nuts in my back garden. He's very cute. However, I have no idea what type of penis he has or indeed, whether it was a male or female squirrel.

I'm no squirrel anatomist, but I gather that a male squirrel will leave you in no doubt of the fact Grin

www.theguardian.com/media/mediamonkeyblog/2011/oct/05/great-british-bake-off-squirrel[/quote]
They are big!

And additional news on the squirrel front - Squirrels masturbate to avoid sexually transmitted infections.

“An oral masturbation was recorded when a male sat with head lowered and an erect penis in his mouth, being stimulated with both mouth (fellatio) and forepaws (masturbation), while the lower torso moved forward and backwards in thrusting motions, finally culminating in an apparent ejaculation, after which the male appeared to consume the ejaculate.”

www.nationalgeographic.com/science/phenomena/2010/09/28/squirrels-masturbate-to-avoid-sexually-transmitted-infections/

It was an american squirrel though. I'm sure my nice red squirrel is much more refined than to do that in public.

OchonAgusOchonO · 06/10/2020 13:35

@ListeningQuietly

Ochon The squirrel has been here for years. Most of us ignore it.
I was thinking more of the squirrels that @TheElementsOfMedical is using to bookend the factoids. They are pretty.
KonTikki · 06/10/2020 13:56

He can reach it with his mouth ....
That's impressive ! Wink

Clavinova · 06/10/2020 14:05

Boris' speech - love it!

"Responding to speculation about his health after battling Covid-19, Boris said in the virtual conference: ‘I’ve read a lot of nonsense really about how my own bout of Covid has somehow robbed me of my mojo. ‘Of course this is self-evident drivel, the kind of propaganda you’d expect from people who don’t want this government to succeed, who wanted to stop us delivering Brexit and all our other manifesto pledges. I can tell you no power on Earth is going to do that.’

"The PM then vehemently refuted any critics of his ‘athletic abilities’ before reeling off a list of sports he apparently exceeds in, such as arm wrestling."

Grin
Chersfrozenface · 06/10/2020 14:14

Run The Squirrel Up The Mast of Drake's Ferry And See Who Salutes?

SabrinaThwaite · 06/10/2020 14:18

"The PM then vehemently refuted any critics of his ‘athletic abilities’ before reeling off a list of sports he apparently exceeds in, such as arm wrestling."

Funny that he didn’t include rugby tacking small children in his list of manly skills.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=IBt8AoLBCoo

OchonAgusOchonO · 06/10/2020 14:24

"The PM then vehemently refuted any critics of his ‘athletic abilities’ before reeling off a list of sports he apparently exceeds in, such as arm wrestling."

Brilliant. Maybe he should challenge von der Leyen to an arm wrestling contest over the disputed areas in the negotiations. Couldn't be any less effective than his current strategy.

DGRossetti · 06/10/2020 14:26

Lords have just defeated the immigration bill

Clavinova · 06/10/2020 14:26

Maybe he should challenge von der Leyen to an arm wrestling contest over the disputed areas in the negotiations.

She's unavailable today;
www.politico.eu/article/von-der-leyen-self-isolates-after-coronavirus-contact/

OchonAgusOchonO · 06/10/2020 14:30

@Clavinova - how about you c&p your response to my question into one of the last 2 posts on their thread?

Clavinova · 06/10/2020 14:36

OchonAgusOchonO
how about you c&p your response to my question into one of the last 2 posts on their thread?

I have given you several answers already - and indirectly via my replies to other posters. However, perhaps another line of thought...

Clavinova · 06/10/2020 14:37

You can like it or lump it??

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