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Westminstenders: Governing by U-Turn

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RedToothBrush · 07/09/2020 01:45

Johnson's determination to get brexit done and to have 'a clean break from Europe' on terms which involve other countries happily returning fishing rights they bought from us (without recompense for the said previous purchase) in addition to the EU accepting terms they don't feel create a level playingfield and risk their economic future make any deal impossible. Our demands simply aren't achievable.

The alternative is adherence to the Withdrawal Agreement in which we are unable to bail out businesses via state aid and to have no deal which creates huge trade barriers and tarriffs overnight and massive customs red tape which we simply are not yet prepared for because the systems for running this are running behind schedule. This would lead to massive food shortages and Brexit lorry parks throughout the country for the forseeable future.

Johnson's latest bright idea is that he seems to think he can avoid chaos by a strategy which would cause even more chaos by deliberately reneging on the withdrawal agreement which is an international agreement just months after throwing a hissy fit for China doing exactly the same thing. This wouldn't just be hypocritical but would make a mockery of our credibility internationally and potentially endanger every other international agreement we've currently in place because well, why should anyone else stick to an agreement with the UK.

We could face years of legal wrangles with god knows which countries and businesses suing the British government.

But y'know Johnson thinks this is a sensible strategy and a cracking plan to force Brussels to blink first rather than actually take the subject seriously and do something in the country's interest rather than prevent Johnson from damaging his internal reputation with leave voters and because he thinks this is the correct hill to die on to prove he doesn't govern by u-turn. Johnson's ego seems more important to him than feeding the nation and having an international reputation.

Or he could do another u-turn.

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QueenOfThorns · 09/09/2020 16:50

@OhLookHeKickedTheBall

Anyone else find themselves following hands, face, space with camera, tv or is it just me?
Head. Shoulders. Knees and toes.
ListeningQuietly · 09/09/2020 16:50

I'm a Secret Lemonade Drinker

prettybird · 09/09/2020 16:52

Have come up with a historically appropriate name for the "Covid Marshall's".

Boris Boys

Can't see how that could be misconstrued in years to come Wink

RedToothBrush · 09/09/2020 16:52

@LouiseCollins28

SuperTed!! 😂😂😊😊 see I’m focusing on the important stuff.
Superted is an icon.

"The Joy of Six Does Not Apply To Schools, Workplaces or Places of Worship"

It does however apply to public spaces anf backgardens.

This is the level we have been reduced to.

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Darker · 09/09/2020 16:53

Cuddly toy.

Songsofexperience · 09/09/2020 16:54

Like seriously, hes in his late 30s and he and his best mate whose in his 50s and also wfh have bleached their hair (and thats for starters).

SO. HAVE. I 😂

prettybird · 09/09/2020 16:54

Errant apostrophe in my post Blush being my own pedant Grin

RedToothBrush · 09/09/2020 16:55

@prettybird

Have come up with a historically appropriate name for the "Covid Marshall's".

Boris Boys

Can't see how that could be misconstrued in years to come Wink

Now im just thinking of Mrs Brown's Boys.

Covid Marshalls. I guess thats going to be a volunteer force then... Sign up now to be mini traffic wardens with the same complex.

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Songsofexperience · 09/09/2020 16:55

I'm 40

Songsofexperience · 09/09/2020 16:58

I almost went for pink but then thought that would too cringy for my 13 year old...

RedToothBrush · 09/09/2020 16:58

@Songsofexperience

Like seriously, hes in his late 30s and he and his best mate whose in his 50s and also wfh have bleached their hair (and thats for starters).

SO. HAVE. I 😂

Come back to me after youve also sprayed it green and put it in a mohecan...
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borntobequiet · 09/09/2020 16:59

@Emilyontmoor

St Helena just got an airport so it could attract younger tourists and not just the old people who wouldn’t use up their leave just getting there on a boat.

Though come to think of it if they locked Farage in a cage with many flagons of good British Ale, selfies in front of him could become Instagrammable moments. They could label the “attraction” Jurassic Park. .....

Wasn’t there a problem with the airport? They were advised not to build it on top of a cliff, but they did, and the wind made it dangerous to use most of the time?
DGRossetti · 09/09/2020 17:01

So Im not sold on the idea that we are restricted to three words if we have a good advertising / public health messaging.

DW and I occasionally play a game where you remember a slogan and then totally forget the actual product and imagine manufacturers weeping into their beer ...

WickedEmoji · 09/09/2020 17:01

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dontcallmelen · 09/09/2020 17:07

@ListeningQuietly

MrsNorris Hang on in there. Most of the people on these threads are almost sane and we are not alone. Johnson has never followed anything through to completion in his whole life. Brexit will be the same.
This & what BCF said. 💐
RedToothBrush · 09/09/2020 17:10

@DGRossetti

So Im not sold on the idea that we are restricted to three words if we have a good advertising / public health messaging.

DW and I occasionally play a game where you remember a slogan and then totally forget the actual product and imagine manufacturers weeping into their beer ...

What a refreshing change
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quiteathome · 09/09/2020 17:22

So Boris Boys, will they roam town centres with metre sticks?

Sostenueto · 09/09/2020 17:25

2 metres not a metre!!

Mistigri · 09/09/2020 17:37

Pmk. Wtf is going on?

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Mistigri · 09/09/2020 17:46

Also

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OhLookHeKickedTheBall · 09/09/2020 18:06

I have "Hands, Face, Make Space, Hey Macarena! LETS DO THE TIME WARP YEAH!" stuck in my head instead

Dammit, that'll get stuck now! Getting that may also reveal too much about me too Grin

OhLookHeKickedTheBall · 09/09/2020 18:09

We can't gather in more than 6 in a public space unless for work or education purposes. So how long after school drop off does gathering for education purposes become illegal? May cause a problem at my DC school as most of pick up and drop off is on the narrow pavement outside school and you find yourself locked in and unable to move for a while.

Darker · 09/09/2020 18:24

Hands - waved about for emphasis
Face - Bare/Two
Space - room for interpretation

TheABC · 09/09/2020 18:25

I am beginning to think I know RTB in real life. Because time warp immediately came to my mind too...

I have a fuck-it lock-down hair colour too. Flame red.

Emilyontmoor · 09/09/2020 18:44

Born Yes, one of the most dangerous airports in the world, they have done everything to attract the Instagram /YouTube travel experience munchie generation (and to be fair not just this generation, you tube is full of videos of flying into Kai Tak as well as Bhutan, St Maarten, Queenstown etc.) www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.independent.co.uk/travel/africa/st-helena-flights-how-get-there-airport-wind-shear-airlink-ticket-price-it-dangerous-a8130011.html%3famp

Jurassic Farage in polyester summer shorts will fit the brand perfectly even more than naming the airport approach road In a hiking destination Wainwright Way (even if it isn’t that Wainwright...)

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