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Westministenders: Reployed back to No Deal Planning

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RedToothBrush · 18/05/2020 22:52

Now Covid-19 is over (yeah I know right) lots of civil servants who were switched from brexit no deal planning to covid-19 planning have been switched back to their original remit.

For some reason this doesn't exactly fill me with confidence.

We've also seen yet another doubling down on the EU not being flexible and how they need to make a deal. And lots of rhetoric about being serious about no transiton planning.

Remember we have something of a deadline looming at the end of next month.

So before we are even out of this crisis, the government have lost interest. Today's press conference was an eye opener - Van Tam openly said that the time taken to get test results was too long and wasn't good enough yet and meant track and trace wasnt still operational despite it being such a crucial factor in being able to go into the next phase as planned on 1st June.

Another deadline we won't make - the Manchester Nightgale still has patients and the local authorities in the NW are going mental. So the government is playing more silly buggers over blame and villianising the evil workshy teachers. Noting the government guidance for teachers on how to teacher children at home says fuck all and the guidance on reopening schools makes a Theresa May dog ate my homework style document look positively well thought out, in terms of practicality. (Not even going to touch on the question of whether its safe - the whether its workable one is more important).

I guess that means things are getting back to normal at least.

A recession looms, but workers rights are now fair game and fully in the government cross hairs - as we see from a lack of PPE for the 'heroes' and the attacks on the teachers. As well as the carers who were sold down river. That'll be the ununionised carers...

Taking back control.

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HesterThrale · 21/05/2020 13:51

As I thought.

Boris Johnson will not face criminal investigation over Jennifer Arcuri

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-52755473

mrslaughan · 21/05/2020 14:08

Ok - so I know it's the fail.... but I am really surprised about this headline, as I am sure when he has got cleared/let off stuff before, the headlines have been about him being cleared and vindicated.
Whereas this says "escapes" which tends to imply guilt......

Remind me when we are seeing the report into Russian meddling ?

Westministenders: Reployed back to No Deal Planning
BigChocFrenzy · 21/05/2020 14:48

When lovers fall out ....

BigChocFrenzy · 21/05/2020 14:48

(Not sure whether to shudder more at the Fail or BJ being a lover)

Tanith · 21/05/2020 14:49

"I missed PMQ's yesterday...... was it eventful? "

Keir Starmer was tenacious over getting answers about testing and care homes and eventually Boris Johnson was goaded into making a 10,000 cases commitment for track and trace by 1st June. No doubt Keir Starmer will be holding him to that.

Boris Johnson told Keir Starmer that he hoped KS would therefore abandon his slightly negative tone; Keir Starmer replied that the 34,000 deaths is negative and of course he was going to keep asking them.

Matt Hancock behaved like a disruptive 10 year old and was told by the teacher Speaker, essentially, to shut up or leave.

pussycatinboots · 21/05/2020 14:58

BCF what a horrifying thought! 🤢 searches Brexit stash for mind bleach

Peregrina · 21/05/2020 15:26

I wonder how Carrie feels about it being splashed all over the Press that Johnson was intimate with Acuri? Not that she didn't know what she was letting herself in for.

DGRossetti · 21/05/2020 15:30

"Rory Tingle"

Hmm
ListeningQuietly · 21/05/2020 15:42

This constant brinkmanship does not bode at all well for the Brexit stuff does it.
I'm assuming no deal but with added stupidity

MockersxxxxxxxSocialDistancing · 21/05/2020 16:11

No criminal investigation (telegraph says police deciding not to waste time on an investigation was a waste of police time) means it goes back to the GLA, who can investigate regulatory misconduct and only need a civil standard to nail the shit find the case proven.

Sostenueto · 21/05/2020 16:21

Seems Astro Zeneca has an interest in Roche. ( Sigh). Will we get the 16 million spent on other tests we bought that didn't work or will that be added to the billions the taxpayer has to pay back?

DGRossetti · 21/05/2020 16:28

No criminal investigation (telegraph says police deciding not to waste time on an investigation was a waste of police time)

Why waste a hell of a lot of time and effort into an investigation that will never see the inside of a court no matter what happens ?

It's similar to HMRC having to pay companies to bid for their IT system as companies simply knew they'd never get the gig. And after spunking millions on paying their tender costs they were proved right. The tender went to the incumbent again.

I'd much rather the police saved their money and cracked down on the surge in non-crimes that are the bane of modern life. People tweeting non-criminal things, and walking around in uncriminal situations.

Peregrina · 21/05/2020 16:30

I'm assuming no deal but with added stupidity

I am too, and have got to the stage of thinking that those idiots who gave Johnson his 80 seat majority can just suck it up now.

CendrillonSings · 21/05/2020 16:36

Boris Johnson will not face criminal investigation over Jennifer Arcuri

Oh dear, what a shame! Grin

Peregrina · 21/05/2020 16:41

Please yourself Cendrillon - some of us would prefer to have a Prime Minister who is worthy of the name; not one who is a known liar and cheat.

MockersxxxxxxxSocialDistancing · 21/05/2020 16:41

Sky the National Broadcaster reporting BJ has handbrake-turned on the NHS surcharge for NHS workers just twenty minutes before Hancock has to stand up and explain it.

yoikes · 21/05/2020 16:43

Are there really any people who still think you can trust anything that BJ says!?

How hilarious.

DGRossetti · 21/05/2020 16:43

Sky the National Broadcaster reporting BJ has handbrake-turned on the NHS surcharge for NHS workers just twenty minutes before Hancock has to stand up and explain it.

Is this the one that was (looks uptrhead at Guardian article) "too complex" to manage ?

HoneysuckIejasmine · 21/05/2020 16:44

I don't hold much sympathy for conservative MPs but my god Boris Johnson must be an absolute pain in the arse to work for. I feel sorry for the civil servants.

MockersxxxxxxxSocialDistancing · 21/05/2020 16:45

NB: This is not how our govt. is supposed to work. BJ has 'asked' Priti Patel and the pungent Therese Coffey to look into it, letting it be known that it is all down to him.

That faint flicker disappearing over the horizon is collective cabinet responsibility.

yoikes · 21/05/2020 16:45

Fills you with confidence for the Brexit talks eh, dgr?

Oh and btw C&Lnova you are a fucking disgrace

MockersxxxxxxxSocialDistancing · 21/05/2020 16:47

Sympathy for Tory MPs? No. Unless they repent their sins and resign the whip. Then let joy in heaven be unconfined.

DGRossetti · 21/05/2020 16:48

BJ has 'asked' Priti Patel and the pungent Therese Coffey to look into it

Wow, with their combined talents ! Really pushing the boat out then.

Don't be surprised when they come back after "looking at it" and fuck all has changed.

DGRossetti · 21/05/2020 16:50

We have our top people on the case ... and Priti Patel ...

MockersxxxxxxxSocialDistancing · 21/05/2020 16:50

Well in that case, BJ says it wasn't him, they made him do it.