Westminstenders: Election Special

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Spreadsheet of declaration times from 2017 by constituency

sluggerotoole.com/2019/12/10/an-hour-by-hour-guide-to-election-night/
Key constituencies by declaration time to help you understand what might be going on

yougov.co.uk/uk-general-election-2019/
YouGov MRP

www.electionpolling.co.uk/battleground
List of seats by marginality and party targeting them

Anybody heard what happened to Dominic Grieve's seat?

You might have to help me amd hoick me up haz :)

Dodgy ankle and I'm not as (cough) svelte as I once was...

Completely and utterly agree with your analysis bigchoc. It's got damn all to do with Corbyn and everything to do with Brexit.

Labour Leavers wanted their vote in the referendum carried out, that is what has happened.

99+ my constituency staying blue

If we're expecting things to be shit - and they will be - we won't be so shocked and disappointed. We'll be prepared.

For those who thought they were voting for the greater good ... I wonder when they'll realise just what they've done. Of course it will hit some people harder than others.

But I wonder when the truth of what they've brought upon themselves will begin to be revealed.

You want an "if only" ?

If only Remainer MPs had accepted reality at the 3rd attempt of May's WA

That would have lanced the Brexit boil and was the only chance at letting normal politics resume

This was the Brexit election, already gifted to the Tories by the fanaticism of the Remainer cabal in Parliament

I warned that the centre had failed to win hearts and minds over the last 3 years. The battle for britains soul has been lost.

And you can't fight Brexit. Because it's not something real or concrete. There is no satisfactory Brexit.

I agree with Nicola Sturgeon. The UK is now grim. Good luck England and Wales.

Fed up of waiting for Blyth now. May go to bed.

IDS safe apparently

Tis a very tall tree.

If only Remainer MPs had accepted reality at the 3rd attempt of May's WA

Agree again.

Stinky my gin is 42% and doing the trick

Checking in here cos I missed this one of the election threads

My constituency (Tory remainer MP) still too close to call but saying Tory/Labour. As opposed to what the LibDem canvasser told me, which was definitely Tory/LibDem Accor to her! If LibDems come third and Swinson goes in her seat I will feel vindicated. My only crumb of comfort. 😑

Both Raab and Johnson 99% likely Conservative hold.

Oh bloody hell Red. According to the link you posted there’s a 99%+ chance of a Conservative win here. Realistically, following that exit poll I shouldn’t have expected anything else but the Elphickes the Elphickes for the love of god. And against a really admirable Labour candidate as well.

I had been clinging to a tiny shred of hope that this seat would be one of the surprises.

Is Squid about?

What was the poll she was looking at on Twitter? I'd be interested in knowing what that says now.

I agree with the pp and Corbyn integral to big defeat, if the numbers are right

Dominic Cunt Raab laughing on Sky.

These are the qualities that the British electorate value:

•Deceit
•Infidelity
• Disloyalty
• Greed
• Selfishness
• Lack of compassion
• Secrecy
• Othering
• Superiority
• Lack of integrity
• Mendaciousness
• Callousness
• Immorality

Feel like I've done my DC a disservice by instilling the wrong values in them. I think for the youngest it's not too late.
I'm going to say I was wrong about the kindness and morality.

Now I'll gently teach her that to avoid being shafted she should be prepared to embrace the above qualities when required.

It appears we want a dog eat dog world, and my kids aren't going to be eaten.

Lewis Goodall @lewis_goodall
Hearing that Laura Pidcock is in deep trouble in her North West Durham seat.