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Fuck you Boris Johnson

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ArseDarkly · 05/12/2019 20:42

Just for balance, y'know, during the election period Smile

Fuck you for the corrupt racist lying bastard you are. I know you don't give a shit about our country - our laws, our democracy, our standards. I know the NHS is on the table.

I know you will end up like Trump - disgraced and vilified.

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Walkingdeadfangirl · 05/12/2019 22:30

Have you been on the sauce Arse?

"If "ifs" and "buts" were candy and nuts, wouldn't it be a Merry Christmas?"

Please bring on the racist antisemitic previously know as Corbyn.

Merename · 05/12/2019 22:32

I know, you’d love him to spend time with some real people in this country, have a sense of what they experience. He hasn’t got the faintest clue and doesn’t give a shit. In fact it’s more sinister than that I think, there’s vast swathes of society whom he actually wishes harm to, and people vote for him Sad

Paddington68 · 05/12/2019 22:34

Clearly Philip Schofield is after an OBE.

ZaZathecat · 05/12/2019 22:35

Yanbu - not that you asked.

micromoomin · 05/12/2019 22:37
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ArseDarkly · 05/12/2019 22:39

Only tomato walkingdeadfangirl

There's no ifs or buts about Johnson - his own words condemn him which is why he is trying not to broadcast any more of them.

Handy link to his numerous lies by that massive lefty Peter Oborne - boris-johnson-lies.com/

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Walkingdeadfangirl · 06/12/2019 00:08

Arse Please tell your friend Putin to stop interfering with our election. His stooge Corbyn is not a very credible simulacrum.

ArseDarkly · 06/12/2019 00:32

I think you'll find your man Boris - or should I say Sasha as his Russian pals apparently call him - is much closer to Putin.

Perhaps we'll get to see that Russian Interference dossier one of these days, when Johnson stops hiding it Xmas Grin @

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GiantKitten · 06/12/2019 00:52

Talking of Putin...

Russian interference discussed here on NBC (undated but before election was called) giving an extremely plausible & quite unnerving explanation of what he’s up to

mobile.twitter.com/paddydocherty/status/1197891783465811968?fbclid=IwAR1rw8I6b2hXCQnwgTDwaLggNiybz5q1ddk7KUigKseBG92qotF9PhmJp60

Walkingdeadfangirl · 06/12/2019 00:55

Perhaps we'll get to see that Russian Interference dossier one of these days, when Johnson stops hiding it fgrin

Corbyn pulled it out about a week ago, he is a Putin Fanboi

Songsofexperience · 06/12/2019 07:51

Well, perhaps both is true... In which case we are pretty screwed.

lonelyplanetmum · 06/12/2019 08:06

Yup. Here's a good list showing who our esteemed prime minister really is.

Of all the 66.5 million people in the U.K. Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson is the best applicant for the top job?

On 54 other countries ..
" The continent [the whole of Africa]may be a blot, but it is not a blot upon our conscience. The problem is not that we were once in charge, but that we are not in charge any more."

On all women..

“Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3.”

“As I write these words there are semi-naked women playing beach volleyball in the middle of the Horse Guards Parade immortalised by Canaletto. They are glistening like wet otters and the water is splashing off the brims of the spectators’ sou’westers.”

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1XzAujyzN9JxpUl9rN7EIIX0AlgaXL8rE/view

jellybean85 · 06/12/2019 08:11

Isn't Trump still in power though? And still have a good chance of re election? Seems an odd comparison.

I have family in America who depressingly think that even with these impeachment hearings etc he still has a real chance of getting back in

ArseDarkly · 06/12/2019 08:25

Not sure what you're referring to walkingdead? Maybe that document about the NHS? The one Labour had to prise from Tories under Freedom of information law? The one that arrived from the Tories completely obliterated with marker pen?

The one that proved the NHS was not only 'on the table' but already being carved up by the Tories.

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PeninsulaPanic · 06/12/2019 10:23

Great thread title @ArseDarkly Grin What's good for the goose...

Feeling numb after last night's QT. Hadn't clicked with me before now just how many turkeys are voting for Xmas. And I mean that in the least pejorative sense possible, because it's tragic, but it perfectly describes what's coming.

When I'm not numb I'm depressed, for myself and others. I keep asking myself, am I just being unreasonably resistant to change, or is this apocalyptic feeling prescient? For my beloved niece (7) and nephew's (5) sake, I hope I'm making it up.

Anyway, here are some Flowers to cheer you up. We still have those, for now...

ArseDarkly · 06/12/2019 11:23

Aww thanks Peninsula - I've been feeling crap about it all myself this week, having previously been determinedly positive. I'm feeling on the up again now though and, weirdly enough, because of the very QT that's depressed you!

They had one a few weeks back, before the election was called, from, I think, Burnley (could be wrong...) where the audience seemed solidly Brexit. Yesterday from Hull the audience seemed much more split to me and very vocal about the issues that really concern people.

I believe the message is getting through that the NHS is in danger under the Tories (I mean even greater danger than they've already inflicted), that getting Brexit 'done' is pure crap and that Boris is can't be trusted.

Keep your faith and strength and we'll get through, whatever happens Smile Flowers

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Legomadx2 · 06/12/2019 11:24

Classic Labour supporter eloquence.

Do you hate Jewish people, too?

MrsMaiselsMuff · 06/12/2019 11:28

Do you hate Jewish people, too?

Why would anyone hate Jewish people? Other than the far right who hate everyone.

MrsMaiselsMuff · 06/12/2019 11:30

I don't understand this suggestion that Corbyn is being supported by the Russians. The Russians support right wing parties.

And if that is the case, why won't the Conservatives release the report into Russian collusion?

MythicalBiologicalFennel · 06/12/2019 11:32

Fair enough OP. I am politically bereft but terrified of the dangerous fraud that is Johnson. The saddest thing like you say is how many vulnerable people will vote to make their lives even worse.

If found Andrew Neil's "it's not too late" 3 minute speech incredibly damning, a calm, rational rebuttal of all of Johnson's crap. Neil sees through Johnson and they both know it.

John1971 · 06/12/2019 11:46

Shameful that a British Prime Minister is running scared of being questioned.
Although his team have run a desperately poor campaign, even they realise that every single time Johnson opens his mouth the polls get closer.

MaxNormal · 06/12/2019 11:55

Fuck that lying chickenshit racist lardsack.

ArseDarkly · 06/12/2019 13:28

Another thing that cheers me up is the memory of Cameron/Osborne smugly lording it after the 2015 election, absolutely cock-a-hoop at the unexpected majority. In another year they were both out. Theresa May was quietly triumphant after her shoo-in as leader, 2 catastrophic years of misery and turmoil later she was also gone.

They are not long, the days of wine and roses, especially in the Tory party these days

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MaryBerrysChutney · 06/12/2019 13:31

In the same vein: Fuck you Corbyn. Fuck you and your antisemitic policies. Fuck you and your communism. Corbyn makes Boris look like an absolute statesman.

Lightkeeper · 06/12/2019 14:02

Who the hell is walkingdeadfangirl? Is she another one of BoJo's many mistresses?!?

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