Westminstenders: Dear Santa for Christmas I'd like...

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The ERG to be the grinch that stole the Tory Party Christmas who ultimately get what they deserve.

To remain in the EU

Donald Trump's impeachment

For politics to be boring again

A trex toy for my son

I was just about to ask if Tokyo worked for CCHQ.

Would it be a bad omen or good if I revoked from crossiants means crossiants?

I fully support crossiants with all the health benefits of salad.

Just pondering the fact I'm almost knee deep in croissants. It's like my life, I'm surrounded by croissanters but cannot tolerate croissant myself. Though I can tolerate GF croissant. That's too much of a fudge for pancakers and croissanters though isn't it? GAH

Bit optimistic, or have the ERG really screwed up that badly ?


Henry Newman@HenryNewman

On WATO @tnewtondunn saying ERG have gone too early and failed to select a clear candidate to replace her - expects coup to fail and perhaps just 70-80 to vote against her

Matthew Parris expects PM to emerge slightly strengthened but not strong

Out of interest ohlook while we wait for 9pm why has your neighbour stocked your kitchen with crossiants you can't eat?!

Actually I could also support croissants with the nutritional value of salad. I think we may be reaching a consensus.

I'd like some GF croissant please. If we must have croissants than I would rather take a pragmatic approach that will not result in agonising stomach pain and bowel unpleasantness than croissants that may benefit a small number but will leave others significantly worse of if not actually dead.

Gluten free puff pastry is available ready made btw. Because theres a crossiant for everyone.

Ben Gartside @ bengartside
Seems the ERG are briefing they have 86/87 people who voted no confidence. Safe to assume they’re sure of at least 95 or so, then.

There are around 85 in the ERG

hazard DH and the DC can all eat like so-called-normal people, just not me . And my neighbour is lovely and sometimes when her work accidentally over orders fresh produce she fills our kitchen (and hers of course) up with it!

Yay that GF croissant is included. I think, I'm getting muddled

Fist-bumps bigly

Christopher Hope@christopherhope
Conservative MPs are very jolly in committee room 14. Feels like she has won.

Chief whip Julian Smith has arrived in committee room 14 for result. He is smiling

Watching Sky News, Faisal Islam just said DD walked by smiling and to make of that what you will.

I'm guessing he's pissed right?

Of course she has one I don’t get what the point in this was lol

They're in....

I want to watch this on TV but without having to listen to f**g Andrew Neil.😡

She's won

She stays

Breaking: Theresa May has survived the confidence vote.

By how much?

200 to 117

200 to 117

Screw you Boris and Jacob