The Brexit Arms. The home of friendly chat & laughter.

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Only 1 rule.
No c&p posts a mile long, they’re just boring & no one reads them.
Keep it short, sweet, & to the point.

Peace & Love ❤️🇬🇧❤️

The wheels on the bus goes round and round....round and round round and round
The wheels on the bus goes round and round....ALL DAY LONG.

The wipers on the bus goes swish swish swish, swish swish swish
The wipers in the bus goes swish swish swish, swish swish swish....ALL DAY LONG.

The leavers on the bus go whinge whinge whinge, whinge whinge whinge
The leavers on the bus to whinge whinge whinge, whinge whinge whinge....let's destroy the country.

The remainers on the bus go light hearted fun, light hearted fun, Light hearted fun
The remainers on the bus go light hearted fun...all stockpile long.

Yay!!!!

Thank you @Hazardswan

Bellinsurge

Ah I see - ‘the first rule of prepper club is there is no prepper club’

All very secret society - love it!

I suppose it beats clandestine stamp collecting or undercover train spotting!

bellin

God that reminds me

Must go and get some sloes

Bet i forget again

bellin

Ive only had sloe gin as a liquor

What mixer would you add to it

(Quizical voice).
'I wonder what colour the bus is children'?
Followed by, 'is it a driverless bus'?
'I wonder where it is going'?
etc.

Is 'Mr floppytop' on the bus?

'Hmmm, children, the bus driver seems to be getting awfully close to the edge of that cliff, doesn't he?'

Meanwhile, back on planet madness.......

@Rufustheyawningreindeer - I was rather planning to sup it from a Sherry glass neat like an old lady in an Agatha Christie novel.
However, as I rarely drink spirits these days maybe I should think about mixing it with something even more genteel. Need to dig out an antimacasser, too

Don’t go too mad with the slow gin

Come the apocalypse you might need that in your underground bunker

Now Now MrsR8, you don't need to shout.
Sit down here have a nice bottle of gin and enjoy the ride.
Maybe we can get that jukebox cranked up a bit.

Oh thats what i do bellin

Just wondered if you were more of an expert

@10degreestostarboard - don't worry, I've stashed away a few bottles to keep me going. Think of me fondly on Brexit Day.

This is light hearted fun.
It’s a place where remainers & leavers can chat ( & sometimes argue ) but remain friends.
It’s lovely.

@Mrsr8 - and, of course, Somebody to Love.

See, I’m even laughing at Mrsr8 post!

Won't have time to pop in to the Brexit Arms - I'm going to be too busy working in my fortunately large garden to produce fruit and veg for when the shelves are bare.

So far I've made plum gin, plum and cinnamon gin, redcurrant gin, (getting my priorities right ), raspberry jam, plum preserve and redcurrant jelly and am about to make some plum chutney.

Do you think I'll be able to barter some of my surplus in the Brexit Arms?

I suppose we keep Vera Lynne until Brexit morning?

@prettybird , gonna have to be something pretty spectacular to separate me from my sloe gin. Those preserves sound fab. Well done.

@Pretty, Nice idea but it may make your phone or computer awfully sticky. I don't think the guarantee covers that either.
Just don't mention the war -brexit-.