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Only 1 rule.
No c&p posts a mile long, they’re just boring & no one reads them.
Keep it short, sweet, & to the point.

Peace & Love ❤️🇬🇧❤️

Oooh! Brexit tongue twisters, those I could get behind.

She fails to sell Chequers deals to the UK.

David Davis held a deck of winning cards.
A deck of winning cards David Davis held.
If David David held a deck of winning cards?
Where's the deck of winning cards David Davis held?

A bit crap but at least light hearted 💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼

it's the brexit light hearted tounge twister

Still waiting for the music to start @Thecrabbypatty . Indulge me, how does it go?

Bravo!

May I add a word to the last line?

"where the heck is the deck of winning cards david Davis held?"

Well done ladies! Put down that clipboard, unclench those buttocks and let loose!! Hurray!!

Thecrabbypatty the NFU appears to have some serious concerns regarding Brexit.

Mrs Batters went on to say: “The absolute priority for the NFU continues to be that we maintain free and frictionless trade with the EU. 60% of UK food, feed and drink exports were to EU countries and 70% of our imports in these products were from the EU. This trading relationship is worth £45.5bn.

But hey what do farmers know about agriculture !

Now @frumpety , enough with expert opinion. They are just talking us down with their facts. Meanies.

No no I think we've all agreed, common ground, that facts presented as a tounge twister is light hearted, carrying on as normal and all good.

That’s right Frumps, let loose! We don’t need those miserable experts! Let’s dance!! Whoop!!!!

Do you remember what the silly ‘expert’, so beloved of the Leave fraternity, Patrick Minford had to say about Brexit & the future of UK farming?

I'm not a lemon squeezer,
I'm a lemon squeezers mate,
And I'm no longer squeezing lemons
'cos they are all stuck in the massive lorry park at Calais

On the upside, we will still be able to pluck pheasants

Sorry to be a killjoy , but my hip is giving me gip and my knees aren't what they were ( odd saying that ? does it mean they are now elbows ?) so will have to join in with a bit of gentle swaying and nodding head in time to the music, or I could lean on the bar

I think the pheasants are going to be and truly plucked over by JRM et al

I’m not a Brexit planner
I’m a Brexit planner’s mate
And I’m only planning Brexit
Because no one else has a single clue and David Davis fucked off when it got too hard.

Talking of bars, just been around to the neighbours and now returned having partaken of beer and a received nice box full of peaches from their tree.
What I was really going to say was that if supermarkets and customers would accept 'wonky' fruit and veg, and eat more varieties of the fish caught there would be a lot less waste, or the other way around, more to eat.
There used to be a saying 'save a tree, eat a beaver' which could be modified to 'no food, eat a leaver'.

No answers on the Many Positives Of Brexit then, crabby?

{Because no one else has a single clue and David Davis fucked off when it got too hard.)
'cos the governments too late'

DP takes a ton of tablets
To be true he takes totalling over twenty tablets today
As his totally terrific carer i get teary tinking about his tablets tucked away on trucks
But I need to take tis totally light hearted
To tell him a tale tat tis is to be totally okay.

Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry.......

.....yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry....

M20, April 2019

Well the mood has certainly turned in here hasn’t it... who bussed in all normal naysayers?

Mind you I am almost convinced - after all we have ‘preppers’ (Bellinsurge) and those who think the current tories are ‘far right’ (jasjas) in the house telling us how it is.

With quality like that I renounce my leave vote and demand my right to hoard tind of food (obviously not spam, oh no) and join corbyns loony left - anything else is simply too right wing for my fragile constitution!

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There was a bus ?

10degreestostarboard yep the awkward squad have arrived. The same people who come to a party, make it horrifically dull so that everyone else pretends they are leaving and having an early night, but actually just moves the party elsewhere without them. I think they should go back to their own party and bring eachother down over there. They do love to preach to the converted and swap notes on long life uht milk deals

Crabby

Yes - if remainers were a colour, that colour would be beige....

Yep, a very dull yellowy beige. There's always one party popper, in this cases there a small mini bus of them and they seem to have banded together well, misery does love company I guess.