The Brexit Arms A50 Celebration Thread

[BrexitArmsLandLady]

Welcome all - Leavers & Remainers
Article 50 being triggered next week, exciting times ahead.

Thanks to SurferJet for running the pub thus far! You're a diamond 💎 💎

Cheers 🍻
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Jam tomorrow

I have just eaten two bars of chocolate

I blame anon

Me too anon! I'm not trying to shut down your banter.

Eating 2 bars of chocolate leads to a different kind of inflation.

I was on an outward bound type week & spent the next day puking bright green vomit onto the beautiful Welsh mountains.

Could have been worse - I remember a friend puking curdled milk (it even came out of his nose) on a particularly bad hangover day on a field trip in the arse end of Scotland.

Its going to be a red, white and blue Unicorn Brexit!

God yes count

Friend of mine sicked up a mushroom through his nose

And dh some chilli....apparently that was excruciating. I was too busy laughing to give him any sympathy

You could blame anon for lots Rufus - I keep seeing her name on everything. Very prolific writer and composer too.

Although when he went to the loo after chopping some chilli and not washing his hands was funnier

anon

Where is the white?

That might be misconstrued

The white on the unicorn i an referring to

Is this thread becoming sic or are we really talking sick
Is gin the one with worms at the bottom of the bottle?

Gosh multitalented

Colour me impressed

No thats tequila

Dh saw a bottle the other day that had extra worms

lol Rufus you can always find the white side of life

Ah, but does it shit rainbows?

Pass me the tequila then, that was my drink of choice when I was a youngster.

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In a few years time they'll find traces of unicorn meat in the Brexit burgers. You won't be laughing then!

You are letting the side down Semi. I am trying to export all the gin cos I think it tastes like washing up liquid. Fizzy tequilla shots seldom lead to unpleasant mornings as I max out before overindulging. Brandy / champagne cocktails similarly but I have no recollection of the play I sat through after that. I may be allergic to cointreau

That's the best case scenario, Ghost.
Worst case is Soylent Green. (The nutritious, efficient solution to feeding the masses).

Sounds expensive squishy this inflation is killing me already

In a few years time they'll find traces of unicorn meat in the Brexit burgers. You won't be laughing then!
😂

unicorn meat in the Brexit burgers

Can I have lasagna then? With a side of freedom fries!

Tequila was a regular in my youth - now, not so much 🤢

I like a nice brandy sour though (although can't stomach brandy any other way!)

My hedonistic teens/20s/early 30s have ruined me for drinking for pleasure's sake now. 😔

Lasagne not very patriot is it? Plenty of bully beef and British made, Brexit endorsed gruel here at the arms.