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The Brexit Arms A50 Celebration Thread

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BrexitArmsLandLady · 20/03/2017 22:38

Welcome all - Leavers & Remainers Wine
Article 50 being triggered next week, exciting times ahead.

Thanks to SurferJet for running the pub thus far! You're a diamond 💎 💎

Cheers 🍻
Brexit Ahoy! 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧

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RufusTheRenegadeReindeer · 21/03/2017 14:02

I dont want gruel

Sad

Went to the real greek the other day, first time and very nice it was too

Going to go there in may once Guardians of the galaxy 2 is out...make a day of it

Might do an escape room as well

There may be money to be made in an 'escape from the EU' room

Anon1234567890 · 21/03/2017 14:10

Lasagne not very patriot is it?

Lasagne is so British the court of Richard II was making it in the 14th Century and was serving it up to ravenous knights in oak-panelled banqueting halls.

CountMagnus · 21/03/2017 14:50

Lasagne is so British the court of Richard II was making it in the 14th Century and was serving it up to ravenous knights in oak-panelled banqueting halls.

I'm sure Richard II would have been feeding his court bouef bourguignon or coq au vin.

GhostofFrankGrimes · 21/03/2017 15:01

No oaks panels in the arms. There's a padlock on the fire escape doors though.

GhostofFrankGrimes · 21/03/2017 15:02

We don't care for elf n safety round ere guvnor.

squishysquirmy · 21/03/2017 15:27

It's all right ghost, I've spotted a lot of good, British asbestos in here so we're perfectly safe from fire!

RufusTheRenegadeReindeer · 21/03/2017 15:31

Wondered why i was coughing so much

GhostofFrankGrimes · 21/03/2017 15:53

We will need a few gallons of creosote for the fence panels in the beer garden.

squishysquirmy · 21/03/2017 15:55

I actually love the smell of creosote (and tarmac).

SemiPermanent · 21/03/2017 17:36

I love the smell of Brexit.

Figmentofmyimagination · 21/03/2017 18:22

Lasagne is British - anon is quite right. There's an (as yet untried) recipe for it in my birthday present medieval Britain cook book. It's made just with cheese filling though, so a bit samey and boring unless you really like cheese - but definitely appealing when compared with, say, frumenty, or any of the other grim sounding recipes.

howabout · 21/03/2017 18:35

I have unopened homemade raspberry liqueur. I am planning cranachan with a twist on the 29th.

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CountMagnus · 21/03/2017 18:58

Cheesy egg-free pasta isn't lasagna though Hmm.

boredofbrexit · 21/03/2017 19:09

Bore alert.

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squishysquirmy · 21/03/2017 19:20

Draylon, their arguments make more sense the more creosote one sniffs.

GhostofFrankGrimes · 21/03/2017 19:22

I love the smell of Brexit.

nah, that'll be the Domestos Pine fresh. We've just hired a couple of Polish cleaners to sort the bogs out.

Badders123 · 21/03/2017 19:23

Well as long as they don't expect sick pay, holiday pay or maternity pay...coz that's all going!!!

GhostofFrankGrimes · 21/03/2017 19:31

The staff at the arms don't have any of those perks Badders. We've also banned union membership. All in preparation for the brave new world of Brexit. In that respect we're ahead of the game, very progressive.

Badders123 · 21/03/2017 19:52

Good to know ghost! 😀👍
We won't need to adhere to those pesky fire regs or health and safety codes so salmonella and E. coli burgers will be able to be consumed with abandon!
We can ban those we consider beneath us like people of a different colour, religion or gender
The new Albion Dawns!
for some

GhostofFrankGrimes · 21/03/2017 20:03

Great stuff Badders. Reckon we could get some celebrity chefs into the Brexit Arms? John Gummer working the burger grill? Bet Edwina does a cracking eggs benedict.

Badders123 · 21/03/2017 20:08

Jam
We will need lots of jam

GhostofFrankGrimes · 21/03/2017 20:18

jam tomorrow, always tomorrow. Its what makes the Brexiters keep coming back. Hope.