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Westministenders: Its time to fire the starting gun. At our own heads.

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RedToothBrush · 15/03/2017 12:03

Its time for the suicide. The note will say simply, "The EU made us do it".

David Davies, says that despite May’s assertion that no deal is better than a bad deal for the UK, that actually we don’t know this as he hasn’t got round to quantifying the impact of no deal.

He still has no answers for anything apart from “I dunno” and “I’ll do it later”. I can’t wait for when the dog ate my homework excuse.

After 9 months. That’s how far we’ve got. Brexit negotiation skills will have 18 months (not 2 years as it’ll need to be ratified). We are still hiring people for the Brexit department. What about all these EU agencies that the UK will have to replicate and hire and train up in 2 years time?

I’m still waiting for Davies to tell me what all these potential benefits he keeps going on about are too. Benefits for who exactly? Ah yes we know the answer to this one too, even if its not being said. Its political elites and elites with lots of money who can consolidate power and enslave the population through debt and desperation. Goodie. Just what I’ve always wanted. As long as I can wave my Union Jack. Oh. Shit. Bugger.

Nicola Sturgeon, has been doing a good job of showing Brexiteers exactly what they look like to Remainers by holding up the mirror of irony to the Vampires of the 19th Century State. The sight of them tripping over themselves saying its irrational to hold a ‘blind vote’ and that the economic argument is flawed is hilarious. If you are not British.

Hammond has been forced to u-turn on NIC budget announcement as it was not in the spirit of the manifesto. What happened to the manifesto pledge to the protect interests in the Single Market. Lets be honest, the New Tory Manifesto read simply: “We’ll wing it and see what we can get away with”. I wonder how many people would vote for that.

Its Brexit at all costs. No matter what. We must keep the foreigners out. Even though Davis hasn’t done an assessment on the financial impact of migration. Just think about that for a second. Actually don’t because you might actually want to shoot yourself in the head.

At best the government are still relying on Game Theory as a basis for their negotiations and the EU are already going, “Er we don’t think so”.

Perhaps this is the intention of May’s tour to build consensus. She’s handing out guns and bullets to anyone who displays rational thought, to blow their own brains out.

May’s weakness is her manner and her chip on her shoulder for the law. Her own party are not immune to it. She seems to think trade deals are not done based on goodwill. May’s weakness is Britain’s folly.

Pass the blindfolds round, and get on your knees and await our own execution by our own hands.

Bang.

RIP The United Kingdom and Northern Ireland. I will remember you with nostalgic fondness but equally with bitterness and shame. Our finest hours are long since passed (and were tainted with the excesses of exploitation anyway) and we must accept this as part of the process of ‘accepting Brexit’.

Now its time for the empty hand to start being shown and the blame game to begin in earnest. The politics of hate have only just begun and the divorce has not started yet. Scotland, Northern Ireland and Gibraltar are the kids we might not get custody of.

We’ll be blacking up again, running around groping women like Benny Hill and pushing people back into the closet as we hit the off switch before you know it. As well as having nice shiny new ID cards we’ll have to pay for the privilege of owning and carrying at all times, to prove we aren’t nasty illegal immigrants or those equally nasty legal ones clogging up our NHS (by working for it).

Don’t worry though. Uncle Donny will save us. If he doesn’t die suddenly after eating a bowl of Russia soup or have a fatal heart attack after accidentally falling out of a tenth story window.

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Kaija · 17/03/2017 11:48

I could listen to Svetlana all day long. She is a brilliant creation.

LurkingHusband · 17/03/2017 11:48

too much was brown-beige in the 70s in UK and USA

As a reasoned analysis of the problems facing the world 50 years ago, that's ... novel.

Although it does seem to dovetail with some suppressed research into climate change that linked increased hurricane strength to the flapping of flares in the1960s Hmm .

woman12345 · 17/03/2017 11:48

Poor choice of enemy in Sturgeon (and O'Neill).

Svetlana33 · 17/03/2017 11:50

Bearbehind - Do you not have a job? Are you so wealthy that you can spend hours and hours on MN baiting?

unicornsIlovethem · 17/03/2017 11:50

I don't think Svetlana needs to worry too much about the rise of the LibDems, although she is probably very right to worry about whether Ukraine will join the EU. The chances of the Ukraine and Turkey joining the EU now are much reduced with Brexit as it was the UK pushing for it, especially Boris Johnson.

GO will have to resign - an editor needs to actually be there every day and can't fit it round his other job. What will that make the majority?

Peregrina · 17/03/2017 11:52

Who is Svetlana exactly? Is it someone we know who has adopted a different name? Or a bot which isn't real?

BTW not 'real' in the Bradford sense of the word e.g. 'it were real' = it was really good.

woman12345 · 17/03/2017 11:52

She is a brilliant creation he's chosen a great trannie name too.
What's the weather like where you are? . And don't you think you should tidy your room?

Svetlana33 · 17/03/2017 11:52

Lurking - Brown is the colour symbolising stability, but too much of it makes you turgid.

Bearbehind · 17/03/2017 11:52

Yep that's me svetlana Rich beyond my wildest dreams with nothing to do - might see you around the Surrey millionaires mansions sometime

prettybird · 17/03/2017 11:53

I wonder how much trolls get paid Wink? I could do with some extra cash - my council tax is going up nearly £400 Shock ......and how does one go about getting recruited? Grin

Peregrina · 17/03/2017 11:53

Isn't Osborne's Tatton seat due to disappear? So he's lining himself up for a life after Westminster?

Kaija · 17/03/2017 11:55

I rather think I've encountered Svetlana here before with a different name and without the accent...

Peregrina · 17/03/2017 11:55

My electricity is going up by 15% - just had a letter full of crocodile tears from SSE telling me this. Now what was the the Brexiters promised? That we would all be much better off outside the EU?

NinonDeLanclos · 17/03/2017 11:55

As a reasoned analysis of the problems facing the world 50 years ago, that's ... novel.

The Starsky and Hutch theorem.

Kaija · 17/03/2017 11:55

Ah that would explain it, Peregrina.

HashiAsLarry · 17/03/2017 11:56

It'll all be beige and brown again soon. Only the rich will be able to afford colour. Purple will become a colour only for royalty again. What fun. Pip pip.

NinonDeLanclos · 17/03/2017 11:56

Bloody Osborne.

Kaija · 17/03/2017 11:57

(That was about Tatton, not the electricity bills...)

LurkingHusband · 17/03/2017 11:58

The Starsky and Hutch theorem.

MN needs some more icons ... there must be a demand for "you owe me a new keyboard" Grin

unicornsIlovethem · 17/03/2017 11:58

According to the Beeb he's staying on as an MP. He'll do Evening Standard 4 days per week, MP 3 days per week, and his Blackrock work 4 days per month.

He's also invented time travel but isn't ready to share yet.

Peregrina · 17/03/2017 11:59

They might even reintroduce Sumptuary laws - that would put us plebs back in our place. (Oh, I forgot, we are part of the elite.)

Kaija · 17/03/2017 11:59

Hashi, who cares? We're getting our sovereignty back

Svetlana33 · 17/03/2017 11:59

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LurkingHusband · 17/03/2017 11:59

My electricity is going up by 15%

Our electricity isn't going up. But that's because I signed up for a fixed term/price deal. (Thus postponing the rise).

Kaija · 17/03/2017 12:00

Everyone except me apparently...