Volunteer here to be a negotiator - we are short of them

[whydidhesaythat]

please state your qualifications also

I think some knowledge of the classics might be ok. Do you know any Latin?

^ That was to Patty

I can volunteer. I'm used to being sent into negotiations where we want the people on the other side to do something to help us for no money because "waah I want it".

That isn't even my parenting experience. I'm shit at negotiating in that as I'm just tired by a day of having to go 'please help us. We really really want you to.'

Flo I have Latin O level (from approximately the era of the actual Romans).

Excellent. Anyone else know any dead languages?

Maybe you'd also like people who speak Klingon and possibly Valyrian? Elfish?

I'm in, I bring to the table my skill of sulking. I can and do, according to DH, sulk for England and the Commonwealth. I am also stubborn and always right. The EU wont know whats hit em!

That might work Lweji although obviously all negotiations will be in English. We are taking back Britain after all.

Oh a flurry of volunteers! I've lost count - how many are we up to now?

(I have excluded myself BTW because I can't in good conscience work towards an outcome I don't support. Plus I'm vile. And also an expert - is it all experts that we've had enough of or just ones who know about economics and politics etc?)

I don't do counting.
Counting is for the elites.
I think you should reconsider, Elements. Vileness will be an asset.

And it depends on the expertise I think. Dead languages, elocution, cake making and soft furnishings - all good. Economics, law, finance, nah.

I try and play bad cop but always forget half way through and end up as good cop.
I've also got a Latin GCSE and a face that stays looking interested even when I am in fact asleep inside.

lol Wish I gad one of those faces

"And it depends on the expertise I think. Dead languages, elocution, cake making and soft furnishings - all good. Economics, law, finance, nah."

I will switch rapidly between scratch orchestra and intellectual property law. I will hand out the ukes and show them Smoke on the Water when the expert bashers are in the room.

I'm a Europhile gobshite - any use to you?

come on in my love