@GnomeDePlume I imagine the experienced staff have seen EVERYTHING and have hides of Kevlar. But no harm in reassuring the staff that he's always like that, I guess.
We have delivered clothes & fruit, cleared dodgy stuff out of the fridge, removed cat poo from the litter tray, bribed treated the cat (who the sainted neighbours are feeding), topped up the water, cleared away the rubbish from the paramedics' visit, and are now in the hospital Costa before braving the shitty traffic home.
I was told that the 2 wrapped presents on the table were for the neighbours. There were, however, 3 presents, so thank the lord for phone cameras; I now know which ones go to whom.
And there is a backup plan for renewing the house insurance if she's not turned out soon.
Had half a bit of cake too & missing an exercise class to do this ... No surprise why most of us get fatter when we're doing all this.