The Birthday Table - do you want loads of publicity etc blah about it?

[LordVenger]

Just need a few details and it can be in a broadsheet on Monday morning

Thank you NQC, much appreciated, and interesting to see that the university email system was apparently quite happy with it. Now, if someone could do me the honour of sending me the Gordon goss? Coddywoddy coocoos, you could, couldn't you?

you mean WHO THE HELL ARE YOU ANYWAY?

don't worry I understand

Will have to resort to a facebook email BTW

Tamum - please forward me on any Gordon/Robbie goss you get?

ah yes

dh once followed Denholm Elliot into the bog to take a look as he was allegedly hung like a horse

He came out holding both hands up (in a how big a fish is way) looking v impressed

He is now known as chopper in our hosue

lv take it i can circulate the gordon goss

Oh, or CD - if it's truly juicy, tamum's email might not take it ...

I would certainly be happy to do that NQC IF I EVER BLOODY GET ANY.

no, cod you musn't go. Are you mad woman? Don't be drawn.

oh bog off foxy
who rattled your cage???

Dracula - yeah, circulate away. Given that, anyone who saw JOnathan ross's interview with him will be AMAZED by what ross was saying to him

oh I missed that

Whenever ross is on I have uncontrollable desire to kcik the telly in so I tend to avoid him

Oooh LV, can you explain that without giving it away? Was Wossy in the know and hinting at it without actually coming right out with it?

Gosh really

Jonathan Ross and Gordon Ramsay in the same room

Should both our husbands die in the same crash then that would be perfect

(I may change my mind after gossip)

Perhaps Alistair Campbell could pop in too?

It's nice to have options

fark off gooner girl

have you forwarded that one cd? my email is up the spout, grrrr.

Alisatir campbell could stand there shouting instructions ("Harder! Faster! Bite it GENTLY!")

Oh, ROFL!

i know i know.
god its gross. ewwww

my silver fox fantasies are sullied. ho hum.

ooh cd, im like that with ross. cannot see the attraction tbh - have managed to train myself to tolerate him as he often has such fun guests etc...

tamum?

(or LV could use FB if she felt like it)

Someone forward POOR AITCH the gossip she so despertely needs, like vitamins

I have your email address aitch, but sadly no gossip (apart from the George Clooney). Do you want to hear goss or pass it on? Facebook would definitely be an option....

ooh ooh pls send me george goss NQC.

dh has gone off with my doorkey so we are stuck in house and the hoover is looking at me accusingly.