The Birthday Table - do you want loads of publicity etc blah about it?

[LordVenger]

Just need a few details and it can be in a broadsheet on Monday morning

i'll send it to you aitch, when my sodding e-mail is working again.

ahem... LV could put it on the MN FB group and FB would get sued.

(LV did you just get an email from Gagan Rehill about My Boyfriend: The Sex Tourist? he's my fave name at the moment. well, and Dimple from Previews Unit).

Ramsay on Jonathan Ross

I just started an email on facebook for it but LV is not my friend so I'm not sure how far it will get us.

He looks VERY NICE in that suit

Yeah try and look on the bright side, MP. How BRAVE

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There's been gossip? And nobody's emailed me with it?

hunkermunker at gmail dot com

TIA

I will if I want, so ner.

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nyeh it doesn't bother me

he can cook and he has a vegetable in his trousers

what's not to like?

jura, if I could help I would. Sigh.

Still nothing

MP, depends on the vegetable, surely. What if it's a radish?

I just read Fishies post as her DH had gone off with her donkey and was thinking "How Christmassy!"
FMV,if you get gossip,whoever it's about,(Gordon,George or Jonathan,I lose track) please send it on.If not,MP on Facebook?Please?

ew radish penis lol hunker

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What is everyone talking about?

LV, thank you! I'm a bit chicken though. Please don't link to mn, i really like being anonymous, and everyone would read descriptions of the mean mothers and other posters talking about kicking the head in the fanjo etc, and i'd have to move house and change my name or i'd find myself part of the solstice sacrifice. I already have several mothers and staff thinking i'm a killjoy / making a fuss about nothing, blowing it out of proportion etc. Did you see that person on the other thread going on about how you'd have to be a social outcast to be bothered by it? Just like that.

I have tried Ofsted and they said they couldn't do anything. So far 6 of us are writing to the governors for next week, so i'm hoping that'll do something.

any mention would need to be anonymous pleeease! No mention of mumsnet or my village.

Don't worry boco - wont' do anything without your express approval and will show copy to you first. I live in dread that our Catholic school finds out I'm actually a cannibal pagan so I know where you're at.

Tut. Catholic schools can be so narrow minded.

Ok, thank you, that'd be great.

Aww how lovely

i think it's worth a shot.

And at MP

You do have someones email address.....

where's the other thread where you're c alled a social outcast?? where, where?

oiy pointy i don't think she's calling me a social outcast, but this is basically what the parents at the school are saying.

ok coddy cd tamum hunker everybody who has my email address PLEASE SEND GOSSIP
I have had a busy busy busy first day back at work after FOUR AND A HALF YEARS and I'm in need of a little light entertainment. And a drink, frankly

And then I'll tell you who I sat next to at dinner the other night ha hahahahahahahaha
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