The Birthday Table - do you want loads of publicity etc blah about it?

[LordVenger]

Just need a few details and it can be in a broadsheet on Monday morning

you need to get hold of Boco

Shall I just stand in the street holding a glass of wine in the air, and blow on a whistle?

I have texted her for you, ma'am.

Gawd bless you. It sounds HORRIBLE. I imagine I would have committed suicide if it had happened at my school, and murder if it had happened at my daughters'. I might even use a SWEAR WORD when describing it.

yes, swear words necessary.

What I can't get my head around at all are the fact that there are other mothers who seem to think the whole idea is brilliant and fun and wonderful.

what is "the birthday table incident"?

No I can't get my head around that either FIS

It's just too bizarre

How can grown women think this is ok? It's like they know NOTHING about children

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Yes but those mothers were part of the popular gang when they were in school, they were the 'Heathers'.
How can parents have such a lack of empathy?

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I'd never heard of it before that thread, is it commonplace? They don't do it here.

(I don't have ANYONE'S phone number or email address FFS. Do you have mine Cod cos I wanted to say yesterday how VERY GOOD I thought your Cod's piece was)

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I don't know.

The only reason I can come up with is that they are so far up their own children's backsides and are part of a parental group that means they KNOW their child will always get invited to these things so they don't really think about the ones that are left out.

They are like the parents who stand at the front of the hall at the time for the farking Christmas extravaganza and take videos - you know the type - as long as me and my child are all right jack, the rest of you can bugger off.

Still bloody disheartening to think that so many people like that exist though.

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I read one of bocos threads about it, sounds horrid, though I still dont really know what a birthday table is?

WHAT IS IT

Nice to see you LordV is this an act of contrition

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cod put your google spellcheck back on

cod ffs tell me what it is or I may have to sully my fingers with a search

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