The Birthday Table - do you want loads of publicity etc blah about it?

[LordVenger]

Just need a few details and it can be in a broadsheet on Monday morning

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Do you know my George Clooney goss?
I will only email it due to potential lawsuit

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I think Boco will think she has to leave the school if there is any article which is specific.

She's having a hard enough time with the corn people at the school gate as it is.

Why is she going swimming with her children?

I fear that the Gordon Ramsay goss would only disappoint me

I may or may not have Robbie Willaims goss which may or may not involve my children's godfather in a lift

it probably libellous TBH I should STFU before Justine puts my head on a spike

The only George Clooney gossip I know is the 100% gospel "He's keeping himself for Lord Venger lest Lord Venger's husband get tragically killed in - unluckily enough - the same car-crash that sees off Jonathan Ross (husband number 2) on that same day" rumour.

(what are corn people? is that like the Wicker Man? She is not that far into the deep countryside is she?)

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mp - spill!!!!

And terribly sorry LV and all that BUT Mr Clooney is mine!

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lv will swap you George goss for Gordon goss

Ramsay gossip would NOT disappoint you, Morning Paper. A hundredtimes - the "corn people"? Jesus? How rural is she? Is this like a Wicker Man thing? imagines huge evil Corn Dolly eating children in Norfolk

Boco's LEA is Suffolk, mine is Norfolk, Birthday tables exist in both, not sure how many. My dd1's prospective school does it, dd1 is a sensitive soul and will be devastated if she's left out like Boco's dd1 so I am very keen to see it stamped out before next September [hopeful]

Likes porn and goth chicks with big arses = a done deal.

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I have some fantastic shagging gossip but it would have to be typed on a message that exploded after ten seconds.

LV, unless I was particularly fuelled on drugs/alcohol at the time, I'm not sure I've ever visited your abode .

ahundred, it's because she's so lovely. She does wonderful activities with her children while all the other mothers sit at home and plot which children they are going to leave out.

LV stop channelling MY funny jokes

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I think global warming is due to flood us out of existance by 2010 Cod.

i think we need a new thread for all this shagging gossip. i shall make some up if necessary.

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freak

shit
that was aimed at cod not you for your norks