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Super child - Part 1 (related to 11 plus)

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mudassar · 01/11/2012 14:45

1 Nov 2012

Super child-Part 1

Imagine the following scenario;

A child is sitting in her class ready to take 11 exam. The teacher distributes the paper and the time starts. She is tensed and has sweaty palms. It will take a good few minutes to control her nerves and overcome sweating. This is followed by the usual nose bleed. By the time the child applies nasal cream and recomposes, good 5 to 10 minutes have passed, say ten mins. It takes the child 30 minutes to complete her paper (her actual speed is normally 25 minutes for 80 Qs) which takes care of first part of her preparation. She spends 5 minutes rechecking the answers in a pre planned priority sequence.

In the last 5 minutes the child attends to the second part of her preparation. She looks at one key question of the paper and commits it into her memory by making a mental ?key? and hooking that key in her brain in a specially trained method. The exercise is repeated several times in these 5 mins although some ?keys? were made during the 30 minute time.

At the end of 50 mins, the students in her class are told to put the pencils down and stop writing. She puts her pencil down and stops writing but does not stop thinking. She has been trained to do so as this is deemed to be within limits. By the time the teacher collects papers and answer sheets from the class, the child has committed 20 questions to her memory including the worded questions. She then engages in normal school activities for the rest of the day (the same process is repeated after 6 days for another test).
Fast forward the above by 9 hours when her father returns home. After dinner he sits with the child and gives her blank sheets of A4 paper. He asks her to ?offload? all ?keys? onto the paper. The father maintains a pin drop silence during this time knowing very well that unlike normal PC down loads, this download exercise can only take place once. After writing the key information, the child tells him that she has only managed to hook 20 keys out of which 5 may be rusty. The father accepts that knowing that ¼ of key questions are sufficient for his purpose.
The child goes away to play and the father looks at the information shown on the paper. He separates the rusty keys and the remaining 15 keys are checked by ?borrowing? selected students a few days later who also took the same test. The analysis concluded that all 15 keys were accurate and in many cases spot on.
The above scenario is a realistic one and the child in picture is my daughter.
I can envisage that there will be mixed type of parents reading this post with mixed reactions (hoping my post goes through the moderators without any problem?).

They may be grouped as;
?Those who do not believe in the above. They may move on to the next post (fair enough but do read Part 2 at a later stage)
?Those who took the DIY route (a route that I took) but stopped at 1st part of the preparation, without spending energies on the second part.
?Those who are curious to know more on this subject.

Wherever you fall within the above groups, there is one thing for sure.
My unusual post is going to leave a print on your mind for many years to come. As a father, I am interested in knowing if anyone out there has planned /experienced or even heard of a similar situation. I would also like to know if an average child can remember more than say 5 questions. Can you imagine what would be the outcome/consequence if was to train say 4 carefully selected super childs?
There will be many questions and I would be happy to see your response to my post.
Part 2 will be equally interesting!
Thanks

OP posts:
exoticfruits · 04/11/2012 07:20

I'm glad that I am not the only one! I didn't understand what it was about. Was it just to show that the DC had a good memory? I got lost when it was on about 'downloading' and 'keys'. Why would it be imprinted on our brains for years to come? Can anyone translate?

FrighteningPuffin · 04/11/2012 09:04

An explanation of the OPs post

It's understandable that you mere mortals are having trouble grasping this. I will explain in small words.

SuperChild? picture here - enters the test hall/Jedi lair she then spends 5 minutes using her abilities to stop her body producing sweat which is an essential for all tests as moisture is a known memory blocker. This makes her nose bleed. Fortunately no-one in the test hall is terrified of the image of an extraordinarily dry child with a blood sodden face.

SuperChild? then proceeds with the test, she answers 80 questions in 30 minutes this sadly is a fail as usually it would take 25 earth minutes.

In the last 5 minutes SuperChild? spends some time remembering words.

All children are then instructed to put theirs pencils down. SuperChild? uses this time to think as trained. Since it is not clear one must assume that the other children have not been trained and so at the end of the test fall on the floor and lay there flailing.

9 hours later Father/Yoda/Darth Vader makes the child write down those words that she remembered earlier. Out of a possible 80 she manages 20 but 5 of these are utter bollocks so 15 usable questions.

Father hangs around the school gates in a totally non creepy way and asks other children to confirm whether the answers are correct or not, with the use of disguise he blends in. Picture of Father

Father now has everything every parent ever wanted and will pay literally tens of pounds for.

15 questions out of 80 to a test that has already taken place and will never use that sequence of questions again

GreatAuntMaud · 04/11/2012 12:25

No Cahoots, that sounds much too painful.

exoticfruits · 04/11/2012 16:03

Thanks for the explanation -but why will we have his post imprinted on our brains? It would be in one ear /out the next except that it keeps appearing on 'posts I am on'.

sue52 · 04/11/2012 16:20

FrighteningPuffin I read your post but it's still a load of old tosh to me.

purplepenguin86 · 05/11/2012 16:56

That might be the most random OP I have ever read.

Turniphead1 · 05/11/2012 21:21

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difficultpickle · 06/11/2012 01:19

I think Frightening's explanation makes it very clear indeed, especially the picture of super child's father Grin

Blu · 06/11/2012 10:07

My unusual post is going to leave a print on your mind for many years to come

Are we being collectively hypnotised?

boschy · 06/11/2012 10:15

Any chance of Part 2 soon??

difficultpickle · 06/11/2012 10:26

I'd love to read Part 2, or more likely Part II. This is the funniest thread I've read in a while.

LucieMay · 07/11/2012 00:01

Sad to see op has not yet returned :-(

lljkk · 07/11/2012 09:32

Yes, very unsporting of OP to bugger off like that.

I had a photographic memory until I was 16, I would have remembered most the questions with little prompting. No training, just innate talent. Then I burned my memory out with chemistry exams and have never been the same. I'm lucky if I can remember the right words to type.

I promise I'll forget meandering OP within a few hours, if not sooner.

iseenodust · 07/11/2012 09:52

I can't believe OP has lost the key to the thread? Surely not super-father?

gazzalw · 07/11/2012 10:43

I am beginning to think that OP might have been having some type of 'interlude'...

I am sure it would be possible to train anyone to remember exam questions/answers but to what end? It sounds like a mega-cheating scam in the making to me.... The schools are generally so anal about ensuring that no exam papers leave the building that they would undoubtedly throw a wobbly at such brain-training techniques....

It sounds like something spies might need to do.

Our DS reported absolutely no exam questions back from any of the five exams he did at 11! Frustratingly for us!

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