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Super child - Part 1 (related to 11 plus)

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mudassar · 01/11/2012 14:45

1 Nov 2012

Super child-Part 1

Imagine the following scenario;

A child is sitting in her class ready to take 11 exam. The teacher distributes the paper and the time starts. She is tensed and has sweaty palms. It will take a good few minutes to control her nerves and overcome sweating. This is followed by the usual nose bleed. By the time the child applies nasal cream and recomposes, good 5 to 10 minutes have passed, say ten mins. It takes the child 30 minutes to complete her paper (her actual speed is normally 25 minutes for 80 Qs) which takes care of first part of her preparation. She spends 5 minutes rechecking the answers in a pre planned priority sequence.

In the last 5 minutes the child attends to the second part of her preparation. She looks at one key question of the paper and commits it into her memory by making a mental ?key? and hooking that key in her brain in a specially trained method. The exercise is repeated several times in these 5 mins although some ?keys? were made during the 30 minute time.

At the end of 50 mins, the students in her class are told to put the pencils down and stop writing. She puts her pencil down and stops writing but does not stop thinking. She has been trained to do so as this is deemed to be within limits. By the time the teacher collects papers and answer sheets from the class, the child has committed 20 questions to her memory including the worded questions. She then engages in normal school activities for the rest of the day (the same process is repeated after 6 days for another test).
Fast forward the above by 9 hours when her father returns home. After dinner he sits with the child and gives her blank sheets of A4 paper. He asks her to ?offload? all ?keys? onto the paper. The father maintains a pin drop silence during this time knowing very well that unlike normal PC down loads, this download exercise can only take place once. After writing the key information, the child tells him that she has only managed to hook 20 keys out of which 5 may be rusty. The father accepts that knowing that ¼ of key questions are sufficient for his purpose.
The child goes away to play and the father looks at the information shown on the paper. He separates the rusty keys and the remaining 15 keys are checked by ?borrowing? selected students a few days later who also took the same test. The analysis concluded that all 15 keys were accurate and in many cases spot on.
The above scenario is a realistic one and the child in picture is my daughter.
I can envisage that there will be mixed type of parents reading this post with mixed reactions (hoping my post goes through the moderators without any problem?).

They may be grouped as;
?Those who do not believe in the above. They may move on to the next post (fair enough but do read Part 2 at a later stage)
?Those who took the DIY route (a route that I took) but stopped at 1st part of the preparation, without spending energies on the second part.
?Those who are curious to know more on this subject.

Wherever you fall within the above groups, there is one thing for sure.
My unusual post is going to leave a print on your mind for many years to come. As a father, I am interested in knowing if anyone out there has planned /experienced or even heard of a similar situation. I would also like to know if an average child can remember more than say 5 questions. Can you imagine what would be the outcome/consequence if was to train say 4 carefully selected super childs?
There will be many questions and I would be happy to see your response to my post.
Part 2 will be equally interesting!
Thanks

OP posts:
Greensleeves · 01/11/2012 22:46

well bugger me

I thought I was loopy

I wonder why your child has to spend the first part of the exam overcoming a panic attack?

Seriously though, I think you must get her a cape. And some nylon underpants to wear over her school trousers.

happygardening · 01/11/2012 22:46

*I can envisage that there will be mixed type of parents reading this post with mixed reactions (hoping my post goes through the moderators without any problem?).

They may be grouped as;
?Those who do not believe in the above. They may move on to the next post (fair enough but do read Part 2 at a later stage)
?Those who took the DIY route (a route that I took) but stopped at 1st part of the preparation, without spending energies on the second part.
?Those who are curious to know more on this subject.*
As I didnt have any of these reactions does this mean I'm normal parent?

Greensleeves · 01/11/2012 22:49

Is it a bird?

Is it a plane?

No.... it's a little girl with sweaty palms, a nosebleed and a fucking fruitloop for a father

pippibluestocking · 01/11/2012 22:54

Op hasn't said if she passed though Hmm

Cahoots · 01/11/2012 22:54

Is it a bird? is it a plane? No, its Super Child

NotQuintAtAllOhNo · 01/11/2012 22:56

Well, the op most certainly did not expect list THIS reaction. Grin

But we are all ignoramusai.

WineOhWhy · 01/11/2012 22:59

The nosebleed is relevant, isn't it? Can't see any reason for mentioning otherwise. I think the plan is to claim DD needs to resit because she lost time due to nosebleed,and she has memorised for the resit.

NotQuintAtAllOhNo · 01/11/2012 23:00

But they are not going to give her the same questions for the resit!!??

WineOhWhy · 01/11/2012 23:02

The nosebleed is relevant, isn't it? Can't see any reason for mentioning otherwise. I think the plan is to claim DD needs to resit because she lost time due to nosebleed,and she has memorised for the resit.

UniS · 01/11/2012 23:02

Cahoots- if you can get a child to sit the 11 plus wearing that... you are "super parent" and more than a bit unhinged .

ThePathanKhansWitch · 01/11/2012 23:05

Grin Greensleeves

Is this one of those indigo super child's?

DollyTwat · 01/11/2012 23:09

Did she pass the 11+
Cos if she didn't remembering the questions isn't helping

Yellowtip · 01/11/2012 23:14

Have only read the OP but boy - how weird!!!!

Not interesting, just deeply weird. Whatever happened to forgetting about the bloody test until results? What possible purpose can this deranged stuff serve?

Poor kid. I hope she doesn't really exist. What an absolutely shit life.

happygardening · 01/11/2012 23:24

yellow dont confine yourself to the OP the responses to it are absolutely hillarious! The best thing I read on MN for ages. Let's hope part 2 is equally as weird and thus also manages to provoke such amusing responses. I eagerly await it!

pippibluestocking · 01/11/2012 23:34

Yellowtip - op will have results since would have come out before CAF was due in (which was yesterday). Obviously saving it for part 2!

Greensleeves · 01/11/2012 23:40

I think part two is where superdad reveals that superchild failed the 11+

we are being nicely set up to chorus "Noooooo! Really? Forgive them superdad, for they know not what they do"

or somesuch

Copthallresident · 02/11/2012 00:01

"unlike normal PC down loads" I think deranged pushy parent having failing to work out a means of sitting the test in DDs place has created a robot superchild to do it instead, with nose bleed and panic attack apps so it behaves just like his poor DD...

or it's a sequel to May Contain Nuts

Yellowtip · 02/11/2012 00:08

Thanks happy, I've done it :) If only this could be ronaldo. But a bit wishful I think :(

I just hope to God that this nutter isn't about to join the parent body at our school - it would totally freak me out.

TinyDancingHoofer · 02/11/2012 00:23

Your child has a good memory. That's nice for you, did she answer any questions correctly? I remember discussing 11+ questions with my granddad the christmas after i took them, so no, i don't think it is unusual or even that difficult. If your daughter has been doing practice papers, then she'll pick up the format and it is easy to remember when she sees the paper.

But I don't quite understand why you seem to see your child as a programmable machine?

colditz · 02/11/2012 00:26

What on earth for? Poor girl. She's a person, not a boasting app on your iPhone.

maxmillie · 02/11/2012 00:32

I can still remember one of the questions on my Physics O Level paper (with no special training) because it annoyed me. I took a professional exam the other day in a subject that I have no real interest in and was forced to take by my boss and so made no particular effort to remember any questions. I forgot them as I left the examination room.

I passed both exams easily. So what?

LucieMay · 02/11/2012 00:41

I can't stop rereading this (and some of the responses). It's all so weirdly compelling. I bloody hope there's a second installment.

mam29 · 02/11/2012 00:52

so weird. dont quite get what ops on. but everyones responses made me chuckle out loud. intrigued how part 2could be weirder?

saintlyjimjams · 02/11/2012 07:46

Incidentally ds1 can remember (in detail) places he visited once when he was 2. So he must be a super super child(s). (Or severely autistic which he is).

Saracen · 02/11/2012 08:05

Category 4. Completely believe what you have said, OP. Lots of people have unusual abilities. I'm afraid I don't find it any more interesting than if you had said that your daughter now has a cute new haircut.

Lovely, I'm pleased for her. Go tell the grandparents, it's their job to be riveted by these details about their beloved grandchild. Why would strangers on the internet particularly care?

Hope you have some other hobbies as well! Now that your dd is entering adolescence she may find other things to do with her time than entertain dad by downloading questions from a children's test for his amusement.

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