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Super child - Part 1 (related to 11 plus)

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mudassar · 01/11/2012 14:45

1 Nov 2012

Super child-Part 1

Imagine the following scenario;

A child is sitting in her class ready to take 11 exam. The teacher distributes the paper and the time starts. She is tensed and has sweaty palms. It will take a good few minutes to control her nerves and overcome sweating. This is followed by the usual nose bleed. By the time the child applies nasal cream and recomposes, good 5 to 10 minutes have passed, say ten mins. It takes the child 30 minutes to complete her paper (her actual speed is normally 25 minutes for 80 Qs) which takes care of first part of her preparation. She spends 5 minutes rechecking the answers in a pre planned priority sequence.

In the last 5 minutes the child attends to the second part of her preparation. She looks at one key question of the paper and commits it into her memory by making a mental ?key? and hooking that key in her brain in a specially trained method. The exercise is repeated several times in these 5 mins although some ?keys? were made during the 30 minute time.

At the end of 50 mins, the students in her class are told to put the pencils down and stop writing. She puts her pencil down and stops writing but does not stop thinking. She has been trained to do so as this is deemed to be within limits. By the time the teacher collects papers and answer sheets from the class, the child has committed 20 questions to her memory including the worded questions. She then engages in normal school activities for the rest of the day (the same process is repeated after 6 days for another test).
Fast forward the above by 9 hours when her father returns home. After dinner he sits with the child and gives her blank sheets of A4 paper. He asks her to ?offload? all ?keys? onto the paper. The father maintains a pin drop silence during this time knowing very well that unlike normal PC down loads, this download exercise can only take place once. After writing the key information, the child tells him that she has only managed to hook 20 keys out of which 5 may be rusty. The father accepts that knowing that ¼ of key questions are sufficient for his purpose.
The child goes away to play and the father looks at the information shown on the paper. He separates the rusty keys and the remaining 15 keys are checked by ?borrowing? selected students a few days later who also took the same test. The analysis concluded that all 15 keys were accurate and in many cases spot on.
The above scenario is a realistic one and the child in picture is my daughter.
I can envisage that there will be mixed type of parents reading this post with mixed reactions (hoping my post goes through the moderators without any problem?).

They may be grouped as;
?Those who do not believe in the above. They may move on to the next post (fair enough but do read Part 2 at a later stage)
?Those who took the DIY route (a route that I took) but stopped at 1st part of the preparation, without spending energies on the second part.
?Those who are curious to know more on this subject.

Wherever you fall within the above groups, there is one thing for sure.
My unusual post is going to leave a print on your mind for many years to come. As a father, I am interested in knowing if anyone out there has planned /experienced or even heard of a similar situation. I would also like to know if an average child can remember more than say 5 questions. Can you imagine what would be the outcome/consequence if was to train say 4 carefully selected super childs?
There will be many questions and I would be happy to see your response to my post.
Part 2 will be equally interesting!
Thanks

OP posts:
mrz · 02/11/2012 20:07

oh no not more androids from the future!

Coconutty · 02/11/2012 20:12

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happygardening · 02/11/2012 20:21

The OP is conspicuous by his abscence or maybe he's put part two on another part of MN e.g. the doghouse!

LizzieVereker · 02/11/2012 20:26

Fast forward 10 months.

1st September 2013.

Super Child embarks on her first day at Grammar School, having passed the 11+ along with 179 other (un super) children in her new cohort.

The work bears no relation to the VR and maths papers she has been drilled on. She can find no magic keys. She is exhausted from her summer at Memory Palace Camp for SuperKids.

Although she achieved Grade 8 in Harpsichord during the summer break, this does not help her reply to Kayleigh when she asks Super Child if she prefers One Direction or Dizzee Rascal. Kayleigh tells Chloe that Super Child is weird.

Super Child has a nosebleed. A magic key falls out of her nose. Kayleigh says "Gross!".

StillSquiffy · 02/11/2012 20:28

My unusual post is going to leave a print on your mind for many years to come

Yes but not in a good way

Coconutty · 02/11/2012 20:32

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Cahoots · 02/11/2012 21:54

I've forgotten this post already

EdithWeston · 02/11/2012 21:58

It's getting late: perhaps it isn't NaNoWriMo?

exoticfruits · 02/11/2012 22:11

I will completely forget it because I don't think that I fully understood it in the first place! It all seems bizarre.

DollyTwat · 02/11/2012 22:22

Grin Lizzie

PrettyPrinceofDarkness · 02/11/2012 22:29

It's still half term isn't it?

LynetteScavo · 03/11/2012 09:27

I'd forgotten all about this thread until I searched through threads I posted on.

Was there ever a Part 2?

LynetteScavo · 03/11/2012 09:28

Grin @ LizzieVereker

BalloonSlayer · 03/11/2012 10:35

I astounded a colleague of mine recently by the fact I could remember an O Level essay question from 32 years ago.

I shall look into changing my user name to SuperBalloonSlayer.

< preens >

CecilyP · 03/11/2012 11:06

I can remember two 11+ mental arithmetic questions from over 40 years ago, so I am possibly superCecily as well. Though I can see what useful purpose I can put this knowledge to. And neither can I see the point in OPs post, unless he sees cheating as normal.

GreatAuntMaud · 03/11/2012 14:39

Would you go post this in the eleven plus forum OP? I would love to know what they make of it. Grin

CecilyP · 03/11/2012 15:22

No, the 11+ that I took ceased to exist the year after I took it, and as one of the questions relates to pre-decimal currency, I can't see the point.

sallyannetoo · 03/11/2012 16:22

He's already been there, Maud. Or perhaps it would be more accurate to say "been and gone" ...

NellyBluth · 03/11/2012 20:31

I'll admit I do keep thinking about this thread. But only because I can't stop laughing about it.

Honestly, this is one of the funniest things I have read on MN this year.

mrz · 03/11/2012 20:37

I only think about it when it pops to the top of threads I'm On list

corlan · 03/11/2012 23:06

This could be useful if you train 4 'super' children, who between them remember all the questions on the 11+ test. You then sell on the questions to a client who has called in sick for their child on the day of the first test and their child takes the same test as the other children took at a later date. Of course their child now knows all the answers, passes with flying colours and gets into the super selective grammar thus saving their parents £75K on private school fees.

Genius!

GreatAuntMaud · 03/11/2012 23:28

I don't understand sallyannetoo. I looked all over but couldn't find him there. Sad

GreatAuntMaud · 03/11/2012 23:55

Got it now ;)

Cahoots · 04/11/2012 00:19

I am glad you have got it Maud but have you actually got it hooked on a key ? A key that is not a rusty key?

Hmm
Viviennemary · 04/11/2012 00:24

I didn't understand the OP at all. Might read it again tomorrow. I know a lot of people take the 11 plus very seriously. But really. What is this. The Midwich Cuckoos or something!