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Super child - Part 1 (related to 11 plus)

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mudassar · 01/11/2012 14:45

1 Nov 2012

Super child-Part 1

Imagine the following scenario;

A child is sitting in her class ready to take 11 exam. The teacher distributes the paper and the time starts. She is tensed and has sweaty palms. It will take a good few minutes to control her nerves and overcome sweating. This is followed by the usual nose bleed. By the time the child applies nasal cream and recomposes, good 5 to 10 minutes have passed, say ten mins. It takes the child 30 minutes to complete her paper (her actual speed is normally 25 minutes for 80 Qs) which takes care of first part of her preparation. She spends 5 minutes rechecking the answers in a pre planned priority sequence.

In the last 5 minutes the child attends to the second part of her preparation. She looks at one key question of the paper and commits it into her memory by making a mental ?key? and hooking that key in her brain in a specially trained method. The exercise is repeated several times in these 5 mins although some ?keys? were made during the 30 minute time.

At the end of 50 mins, the students in her class are told to put the pencils down and stop writing. She puts her pencil down and stops writing but does not stop thinking. She has been trained to do so as this is deemed to be within limits. By the time the teacher collects papers and answer sheets from the class, the child has committed 20 questions to her memory including the worded questions. She then engages in normal school activities for the rest of the day (the same process is repeated after 6 days for another test).
Fast forward the above by 9 hours when her father returns home. After dinner he sits with the child and gives her blank sheets of A4 paper. He asks her to ?offload? all ?keys? onto the paper. The father maintains a pin drop silence during this time knowing very well that unlike normal PC down loads, this download exercise can only take place once. After writing the key information, the child tells him that she has only managed to hook 20 keys out of which 5 may be rusty. The father accepts that knowing that ¼ of key questions are sufficient for his purpose.
The child goes away to play and the father looks at the information shown on the paper. He separates the rusty keys and the remaining 15 keys are checked by ?borrowing? selected students a few days later who also took the same test. The analysis concluded that all 15 keys were accurate and in many cases spot on.
The above scenario is a realistic one and the child in picture is my daughter.
I can envisage that there will be mixed type of parents reading this post with mixed reactions (hoping my post goes through the moderators without any problem?).

They may be grouped as;
?Those who do not believe in the above. They may move on to the next post (fair enough but do read Part 2 at a later stage)
?Those who took the DIY route (a route that I took) but stopped at 1st part of the preparation, without spending energies on the second part.
?Those who are curious to know more on this subject.

Wherever you fall within the above groups, there is one thing for sure.
My unusual post is going to leave a print on your mind for many years to come. As a father, I am interested in knowing if anyone out there has planned /experienced or even heard of a similar situation. I would also like to know if an average child can remember more than say 5 questions. Can you imagine what would be the outcome/consequence if was to train say 4 carefully selected super childs?
There will be many questions and I would be happy to see your response to my post.
Part 2 will be equally interesting!
Thanks

OP posts:
LeeCoakley · 01/11/2012 16:51

Why is someone with a good memory a super-child? Or has the whole posts passed me by?

Why is the nose-bleed significant?

mrz · 01/11/2012 16:51

Is there a punchline?

I seem to be totally missing the point of the exercise

bonhomiee · 01/11/2012 16:52

hahaha @ nasal creams... do they just block the blood?
?keys?
hooking that ?keys? in her brain.....The cause of the nosebleeds perchance

calm down and chill out or do your own memory training matey

Grin
scaevola · 01/11/2012 16:57

Well, plausibility of the whole scenario depends on where you take 11+. I assume this can only be for a maths paper, as NVR has so many questions I cannot see the point of recalling only 15 of them. And the approach doesn't fit typical format for English papers.

scaevola · 01/11/2012 16:59

Or is it an 11+ to that school run by the Krillitane in order to work out the Skasis paradigm?

BalloonSlayer · 01/11/2012 17:09

"My unusual post is going to leave a print on your mind for many years to come."

Hmm

OP, what's the advantage to your DD of remembering these questions?

Narked · 01/11/2012 17:14

Poor child

Housewifefromheaven · 01/11/2012 17:17

Pardon?

LynetteScavo · 01/11/2012 17:19

So if you train 4 "super childs" you will have a whole paper memorised. But why would you want a whole paper memorised? Confused

When do we get part 2?

BalloonSlayer · 01/11/2012 17:21

"the father looks at the information shown on the paper. He separates the rusty keys and the remaining 15 keys are checked by ?borrowing? selected students a few days later who also took the same test. "

"the father schedules a further ?borrowing? of the same students two days later but meets with an unforseen problem when they and their families quickly dart across a six lane highway when they see him approaching them. He is now concerned that they have developed another technique that they do not wish to share with Super child."

NotQuintAtAllOhNo · 01/11/2012 17:22

"Can you imagine what would be the outcome/consequence if was to train say 4 carefully selected super childs? "

Hopefully they would learn the plural of common words?

Or was the above sentence simply above my intelligence? Wink

SecretSquirrels · 01/11/2012 17:24

I looked at this when there were no replies and almost did my first Biscuit but decided there must be something I was missing.
I can however vouch for the fact that you can get nose cream for nose bleeds.

BalloonSlayer · 01/11/2012 17:28

"Part 2 will be equally interesting!"

oh GOODY !!

scaevola · 01/11/2012 17:28

Maybe he is a member of the Family of Blood, and is hoping to find John Smith in the Krilitane school via Daughter of His?

NotQuintAtAllOhNo · 01/11/2012 17:28

I suffered nosebleeds as a child. The capillaries in my nose would just burst when we had temperatures in the region of -11. I was lucky, I got to stay in at break time, while the other "childs" were freezing their buts off. (see what I did just there?)

FrighteningPuffin · 01/11/2012 17:46

Jesus mudassar you sound like a laugh a fucking minute Hmm

FrighteningPuffin · 01/11/2012 17:48

Shit I've just re-read I thought the next part would be the super interesting one?

Child remembers questions Shock

Could you hang on while I gather the family? I think we all need to hear this.

LeeCoakley · 01/11/2012 17:52

Are you looking for advice on how to stop nose-bleeds?

Stop stressing your super child out would be a start.

Bluestocking · 01/11/2012 17:58

I think the key hooking the brain is a clue to what is going on here - the super child is being taught how to self-mummify. I know that pulling the brain out through the nose with a hook is an important part of mummification. In Part 2, super child will put four of her internal organs into canopic jars and pack her mortal remains with natron.
OP, you are the God Anubis and I claim my five pound note.

FrighteningPuffin · 01/11/2012 17:59

I knew X-Men would come true one day.

ThePathanKhansWitch · 01/11/2012 18:05

Beam me up Scotty.

Honestly op, you sound as if you're from another dimension.

NotQuintAtAllOhNo · 01/11/2012 18:12

Bluestocking, but the Ancient Egyptians put very little emphasis on the brain; they threw it away....

saintlyjimjams · 01/11/2012 18:14

Right

Ds2 has just passed the eleven plus, if I'd thought he needed several minutes to control his sweating and get his nerves under control I don't think I'd have let him sit it.

He does get nose bleeds though and took a tissue into the exam in case he had one

gazzalw · 01/11/2012 18:17

This way madness lies [hhmm]

FrighteningPuffin · 01/11/2012 18:21

Where's part 2 then?

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