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Super child - Part 1 (related to 11 plus)

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mudassar · 01/11/2012 14:45

1 Nov 2012

Super child-Part 1

Imagine the following scenario;

A child is sitting in her class ready to take 11 exam. The teacher distributes the paper and the time starts. She is tensed and has sweaty palms. It will take a good few minutes to control her nerves and overcome sweating. This is followed by the usual nose bleed. By the time the child applies nasal cream and recomposes, good 5 to 10 minutes have passed, say ten mins. It takes the child 30 minutes to complete her paper (her actual speed is normally 25 minutes for 80 Qs) which takes care of first part of her preparation. She spends 5 minutes rechecking the answers in a pre planned priority sequence.

In the last 5 minutes the child attends to the second part of her preparation. She looks at one key question of the paper and commits it into her memory by making a mental ?key? and hooking that key in her brain in a specially trained method. The exercise is repeated several times in these 5 mins although some ?keys? were made during the 30 minute time.

At the end of 50 mins, the students in her class are told to put the pencils down and stop writing. She puts her pencil down and stops writing but does not stop thinking. She has been trained to do so as this is deemed to be within limits. By the time the teacher collects papers and answer sheets from the class, the child has committed 20 questions to her memory including the worded questions. She then engages in normal school activities for the rest of the day (the same process is repeated after 6 days for another test).
Fast forward the above by 9 hours when her father returns home. After dinner he sits with the child and gives her blank sheets of A4 paper. He asks her to ?offload? all ?keys? onto the paper. The father maintains a pin drop silence during this time knowing very well that unlike normal PC down loads, this download exercise can only take place once. After writing the key information, the child tells him that she has only managed to hook 20 keys out of which 5 may be rusty. The father accepts that knowing that ¼ of key questions are sufficient for his purpose.
The child goes away to play and the father looks at the information shown on the paper. He separates the rusty keys and the remaining 15 keys are checked by ?borrowing? selected students a few days later who also took the same test. The analysis concluded that all 15 keys were accurate and in many cases spot on.
The above scenario is a realistic one and the child in picture is my daughter.
I can envisage that there will be mixed type of parents reading this post with mixed reactions (hoping my post goes through the moderators without any problem?).

They may be grouped as;
?Those who do not believe in the above. They may move on to the next post (fair enough but do read Part 2 at a later stage)
?Those who took the DIY route (a route that I took) but stopped at 1st part of the preparation, without spending energies on the second part.
?Those who are curious to know more on this subject.

Wherever you fall within the above groups, there is one thing for sure.
My unusual post is going to leave a print on your mind for many years to come. As a father, I am interested in knowing if anyone out there has planned /experienced or even heard of a similar situation. I would also like to know if an average child can remember more than say 5 questions. Can you imagine what would be the outcome/consequence if was to train say 4 carefully selected super childs?
There will be many questions and I would be happy to see your response to my post.
Part 2 will be equally interesting!
Thanks

OP posts:
LeeCoakley · 01/11/2012 18:27

ooh jimjams - he wasn't 'borrowed' a few days later by a mad dad and forced to remember some questions was he?

saintlyjimjams · 01/11/2012 18:57

Fat chance of him remembering anything 5 mins after the exam Lee Grin (as it should be imo!)

Ouluckyduck · 01/11/2012 19:43

I'm crying with laughter here please keep going Grin

Greythorne · 01/11/2012 19:45

I will remember this OP for a long time. It's hilarious.

Turniphead1 · 01/11/2012 20:15

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LucieMay · 01/11/2012 20:40

Oh my gosh this has had me howling with laughter! How fantastically odd it all is!

mrz · 01/11/2012 20:43

I did wonder if it was April the 1st not November

KitKatGirl1 · 01/11/2012 20:52

Me too, mrz.

ThePathanKhansWitch · 01/11/2012 21:04

Gabby is it you? Have returned?

ThePathanKhansWitch · 01/11/2012 21:05

Yo

ThePathanKhansWitch · 01/11/2012 21:06

You even.

happygardening · 01/11/2012 21:07

Only one person writes this kind of bizare guff although the respones are so funny that I cried laughing you've all made my evening jabed or his recent name change ronaldo.

mrz · 01/11/2012 21:10

jabed/ronaldo has a son not a daughter and he isn't 11

happygardening · 01/11/2012 21:13

Surely to God this isnt a real situation?

Cahoots · 01/11/2012 21:20

What a strange post? Not sure where the super child fits in, not sure if it's more a case of super intensive parenting.

Maybe an extreme case of PFB

OP, I think you need some chill pills.

mrz · 01/11/2012 21:21

There are some very odd people ... [hbiscuit]

Cahoots · 01/11/2012 21:21

Jabed? Grin. Is it you?

AuntieStella · 01/11/2012 21:22

I think notcitrus has it right. So lots to look forward to.

QOD · 01/11/2012 21:27

Poor kid

Cahoots · 01/11/2012 21:28
Bumply · 01/11/2012 21:39

Reminds me of a science fiction novel in which a genetically engineered super child's idea of 'passing' an exam was to achieve a predetermined % rather than aiming for 100%.

NotQuintAtAllOhNo · 01/11/2012 21:52

I think we have the pleasure of meeting the husband of the Supermarket poster. T rex and all!

iseenodust · 01/11/2012 22:08

If part 2 is a second child performing the same trick with their father I'm going to be mightily disappointed.

Cahoots · 01/11/2012 22:31

I've got it. I understand the post!

Look here. The OP is trying to flog his book????

difficultpickle · 01/11/2012 22:44

My first reaction to the OP was 'it's not fair'. I did my 11+ questions super quick and remembered loads of them in detail. My late dad never called me a 'super child'. I think he just thought I was normal. I am going to have to organise a sceance so I can ask him. Grin

Utterly pointless skill. It was useful for me at the time as some of the questions we had on our papers were exactly the same as the practice papers we had done in class so rather than working out the answer I was able to write down the answer I'd memorised. No idea what score I got as it was many many years ago but I do recall that I had the choice of which school I went to (back then there was a pecking order with schools requiring different pass scores and I know I got enough to go to the one that required the highest score).

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