What is your favourite rude word?

[Preciousdaisybear]

I have had a rotten week and I am running out of expressive expletives. Can you help me out? What is your favourite rude word. I am partial to backyard, how about you?

Fannybaws - neither fanny nor baws but a bit of both

Buggerybollocks. I've never said the c word but I've thought it
However I've seen some interesting and quite inventive ones on her, wankbadger being a memorable one ;)

Bollocks and shite

Cuntweasel! (Thanks MN for that!)
Bollocks!

Last week I had the fucking crappiest week from the Planet Shit.

Fuck.

Sorry. V unoriginal.

I really like wankbadger and cocklodger too though for describing... well, wankbadgers and cocklodgers

Fuck or any derivative thereof.

It just makes everything better.

Fuck you.
Fuck off.
Oh fuck.

Fuck off to the far side of fuck, you fucking fucked up fuck

Nothing rolls off my tongue quite like Fuck

Sorry, as said upthread, unoriginal

Bollocks!

I know a great Norwegian swear word but I can't spell it even phonetically,

Yep. Arse biscuits here too.

I am always pleased to hear the word wazzerk. I have no idea how it should be spelt.

I went out with a French chap many years ago who taught me

"Va te fait encule a sec avec une poigne de sable"

I'm sure that is littered with spelling mistakes. Literally translated it is something like "Go fuck yourself with a fist of sand"

My fave French swear word is just a simple Merde.

Arsefuck

I wish I could, I'll try Google later and see if I can work it out.

Farne I think is close to fuck in Scandinavian but someone will correct me I'm sure

Feck, Shite and Bollocks are my favourites.
I love the more creative ones like wankbadger but they aren't as satisfying in the heat of the moment.

Oooohhhh CUNTFLAPS

and... ARSEPIECE!

I also use Bollocks a lot and also Fucking Fuckbags!

I do love swearing.

Wankbadger is my favourite and I like
Oh shite and buggery bollocks!