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What is your favourite rude word?

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Preciousdaisybear · 12/02/2014 18:54

I have had a rotten week and I am running out of expressive expletives. Can you help me out? What is your favourite rude word. I am partial to backyard, how about you?

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Jackthebodiless · 13/02/2014 21:36

I love swearing. Always have, always will.

Pendulum · 13/02/2014 21:41

Balls.

poorbuthappy · 13/02/2014 21:43

Bitchtits.
Love it.

Nagasaki · 13/02/2014 21:45

Fuck-a-duck.

Just rolls off the tongue. And is cute and crude in equal measures.

TheBookThief · 13/02/2014 21:46

Bloodybastardbuggerbum Grin

elQuintoConyo · 13/02/2014 21:53

Fuck-a-doodle-do
Fuckety-blimey-doodah
Go fuck yourself
a snafu: situation normal: all fucked up

I have also been known to explete: " fuck my face! Is that plane gonna crash?" as a training plane was dping circuits over the hill behind my house and looked scarily low.

*is explete a verb? Shuffles off to google..

...and wash mouth out!

NigellasDealer · 13/02/2014 22:03

nigella is that the Polish spelling

yes!

MrsDmitriTippensKrushnic · 13/02/2014 22:18

Bollocks and bugger and the occasional twunt. I swear too much.

magimedi · 13/02/2014 22:36

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allotmentgirl82 · 13/02/2014 22:49

cuntybollocks is a fave of my husbands
i like fuckety fuck, bollocks, arsewipe, shite, cunt, feck, moronic turd

JadedAngel · 13/02/2014 22:53

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allotmentgirl82 · 13/02/2014 23:16

cuntybollocks and knobjockey are also used whilst driving

chateauferret · 14/02/2014 01:56

"Shite", pronounced à la Glaswegian. "SHHHAYYY-tuh!".

magimedi · 14/02/2014 07:51

Jaded You are quite right - I didn't think. I am sorry if it has upset you & have reported my post to MNHQ & asked for it to be removed.

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scottishmummy · 14/02/2014 18:41

Scottish colloquialisms are great for swearie wurds.ans the accent sets it aff nicely

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Preciousdaisybear · 14/02/2014 19:10

Apologies if I have offended anyone. DS3 has special needs and I, in no way felt, that my choice of word was particularly loaded in any respect. I am the last person in the world to want to cause pain or upset to people. Can I retract that word and revise it to Cock-knocker? I also would like to add fuckweasel and knobwomble.

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justiceofthePeas · 14/02/2014 19:46

A new one i hard for the first time today...bawjaws.

ohmymimi · 15/02/2014 08:52

Shitaroony. Works for me.

NigellasDealer · 15/02/2014 09:16

here is a great one my history teacher used to say when she wanted to swear in class....
'pooverama'

Stuartb78 · 07/06/2019 01:55

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PaquitaSalas · 16/06/2019 05:17

'Me cago en la leche'

Popular Spanish one. Literally, 'I shit in the milk.'

Antonio teaches Spanish slang/ swearing:

m.youtube.com/watch?v=eZ0vxQ3uJCU

suze108 · 02/07/2019 21:55

Finnish is good for swears. Lots of skiing metaphors.

Perkele! Haista Vittu! Suksi vituun!

Booboosweet · 23/08/2019 16:45

Qué coño haces? What the fuck are you doing

Booboosweet · 23/08/2019 16:46

Also slíbhín. It means sly person in Irish. (Shleeveen)