What is your favourite rude word?

[Preciousdaisybear]

I have had a rotten week and I am running out of expressive expletives. Can you help me out? What is your favourite rude word. I am partial to backyard, how about you?

Spaffbadger.

Friend has recently introduced me to 'Bunglecunt'.

Bitch twat - courtesy of my favourite ever MNer.

I do like saying Bollocks as well

Bollocks!

I'm afraid cajones in Spanish is 'drawers', cojones are balls. I made that faux pas once, telling a roomful of people I'd been to Ikea to buy some bollocks

I love fuck in any context and know at leadt fifteen usrs of the word, including such gems as:
Fuck me (emphasis on the 'me')
Fuck me (emphasis on the 'fuck')
Fuck off
Fuck you
Fuck a duck

My favourite swearword as insult, although rarely used, only around people in the know, is cockfag from Team America: World Police. I wouldn't use around people who haven't seen the film.

Bunglecunt is inspired and I am officially strealing it

DH and I insult each other in random ways:
You're such a horse's labia.
Stop being such a cow's vagina.
You felch warthogs.

That kind of mature stuff.

• apologies for bringing dh onto the conversation, i realise not all mners enjoy having ones dp's input in a thread.

I also like the word fuckwit

and the best Hungarian one is kurva

I like fuck. And bugger. Something satisfying about those plosives.

Ooh how could I forget dick which gets a regular expressive outing so to speak!

Try it -

You are such a dick
What a dick
Don't be such a fucking dick
god, what a dick

can be equally substituted for twat for those more inclined to champion fur

nessus

and dickhead
so demeaning - perfect for road rage situations!

ZingSweetApple you mindreader! Yep, most often used behind the wheel for sure. If only we could offer a

not , more like missiles or throwing poo-filled nappies!

Arsehat

Cock - used in various ways, ie what a cock he is, or stop talking a lot of cock, or I cocked that up.

The usual suspects are all in there, fuck, fuckwit, fuckhead etc... Shit, shithead, for shits sakes (that's my favourite).

I quite fancy using spunk trumpet sometime soon .

I like a simple "twat".

Mainly because my ever so polite, correct, sweet and inoffensive MIL uses it loads. She thinks it is the same as twit and her terrible sons and husband have never ever corrected her And who am I, as a dutiful DIL, to ever tell? She would be mortified if she knew!

arsepiece
wankstain
wankpuddle
knobber
fuck (of course)
'fecking eedjit' -

oh yes and 'kurwe' (pron. kurva) what a cracker!

For me it's WTF. A bit precious, I know, to use the initials, but I live in the US deep South and bad language is not as acceptable as in some other cultures. Oh, and I love the word clusterfuck.

nigella

is that the Polish spelling?

the Hungarian spelling is "kurva" - say what you see!

kotinka

hi!

and you forgot cuntwidge!

'You fuck weasel bunglecunting spunk trumpet!!!'

Mardy

Oopsie daisies?

Feck imo feels better to say than fuck. I like fuck though. Shite is more satisfying than shit, so I will say shite when it is terrible, and shit for more milder expressions. One of my friends says tutti, it means poo in her 1st language. It's just better/more pleasing to say.