What is your favourite rude word?

[Preciousdaisybear]

I have had a rotten week and I am running out of expressive expletives. Can you help me out? What is your favourite rude word. I am partial to backyard, how about you?

I quite like clusterfuck and flange. And, whilst not actually a swear word, I like codpiece too. I use that to abuse bad drivers when the DCs are in the car with me. When I say abuse, I don't yell it out of the window, obvs, just mutter it under my breath.

Fuck. you just can't beat it as an expletive.

like wankbadger too

Spunk trumpet.

finnbheara. I know that word too-although no idea how it's spelt. My Norwegian friend taught it to me and it translates simply as 'devil'.

I am N.Irish so have a multitude:

fuckpigs
turdass

are my most frequently used.

Faen i helvete - fucking hell, or fuck you to hell, I think? Possibly god damnit but that makes it sound a bit wet and I have only every heard it said with real passion!

So what exactly is a wankbadger? I know what a cocklodger is. i bloody oughta.

i thought WB was just a general arsehole or is it a specific type of Fuckwit?

I like cuntybaws but that is not an expketive it is a greeting as in ho there cuntybaws.

Pishflaps for general mishaps.

I have been delving into Norwegian alternative dictionaries, they have some very creative swear words

I love ball bags!

Hairy ball bags if it's really bad

kotinka I did like the Young Ones! I'd forgotten codpiece face, but now I think of it, wasn't that Monty Python?

Cajones (bollcks in Spanish)

Hoorah for codpieces!

Bawbag
Scrote
Fannybaws
Scottish colloquialisms are great fun

FIL introduced me to the phrase 'an arse with pockets' (directed at a politician not at me!) which I love - nicely dismissive and you know exactly what he means!

Feck. I'm not Irish but i can easily disguise it was something else if i am ever caught short.
Eg.
Me "fecking neighbours cat in the kids sandpit"
DD "what did you say mummy?"
Me "heck the neighbours cat is in the sandpit"

Fuck is universal and quite unmistakable. We live abroad, when i say Fuck there is no doubt i said Fuck and eyebrows raise.

Pissflaps and turd

Bollocks is a staple, cunt chops, shite hawk and fuck nugget will do for any occasion.

No I don't like fucktard.

I used to love saying shitcunt pre stretchmarks babies but now my fave swear word is sugar

Cocksucker.

Or cunt, but I do try to be a good feminist and only use it as a positive word. Unfortunately I'm too sweary to stop using it.

Cock-knocker is one for all occasions, as is fuckweasel

ATM, it's cock end.

Heartstrumpsdiamonds love wankbadger, definitely using that one.