Inappropriate children's books

[FrannyandZooey]

"That's not my penis - its veins are too bulgy"

your turn now

Avocado Baby and Other Recipes

Where's Spot? Who Gives a Shit?

subtitled: I'd rather be in the piano with the hippo

Dogger, An Introduction to Public Sex

I Don't Care If You Can't Sleep Little Bear, Get Back Up Those Stairs!

The Very Horny Caterpillar

Wibbly Pig's Trip to the Abbatoir

That's my Mummy! Her eyes are so bloodshot.

lolol

Is there an emoticon for "I laughed so much my glasses fell off" ?
Can't find them under the computer table.

There Was An Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly and What Happened Later That Week When It Laid Eggs in Her Belly

What about a nursery ryhme

Hey diddle diddle
the cat and the fiddle
the cow jumped over the mooncup
the little dog laughed
to see such fun
and the dish ran away with a spoon fucking dish what a bitch luring him away like that she is a fucking spoon-teasing whore etc

We can honestly look after you Pit Bull Terrier

We can honestly look after your Pit Bull Terrier

I Really Really Do Not Want To Start My Period, Charlie

Clarice Bean, Don't look Now (But your skirt is tucked in your knickers)
I Will not ever never eat magic mushrooms again
I am absolutely too small to need Spanx

The Tiger Who Came

How To Catch An STD

I Will Not Ever Eat Marv, Charlie

The Naughtiest Girl In The School Visits The STD Clinic

Sleeping Beauty: The Idiot's Guide to Necrophilia

lol @ Marv MP.

Lord of the Ring

Watership Goes Down

My Naughty Little sister is up the duff

Slinki Malinki is ever so kinki