Inappropriate children's books

[FrannyandZooey]

"That's not my penis - its veins are too bulgy"

your turn now

Cali, you FILTHY mare!!!

LOL @ Soupy and Slur

Califrau, I am shocked. Filthy.

Milly Molly Mandy

Lesibian threeshomes?

Milly Molly Mandy

Lesibian threeshomes?

a staple in our house wirth dh nd I is ''would you do it with a goat.
Would you do it on a boat?'' etc

Marvin Wanted More Blowjobs

Brown Bear, Brown Bear, what do you see? I see two monkeys shagging in the tree?

Dear Zoo - I wrote to the zoo to send me a pet and they told me to fuck off, did I think they were a fucking free pet shop?

That's not my shopping - It's not from Waitrose

The Secret Ladygarden
Maisy Makes Meth

LOL S&S

How many people have had to stop reading their children's favourite books as a result of this? BabyDragon certainly hasn't had Each Peach since :0

Oh SoupDragon - hoorah. Love the 'That's not my... ideas too.

I actually do have a genuine phonics book for DD called 'Rhymes with Duck'

A duck on a truck, gets stuck in the muck, when along comes a buck and changes his luck.

It sounds rude somehow already.

lolol

the tiger who came has had me sniggering inappropriately

don't get me started on Duck in a Truck....

My mum used to read me an Enid Blyton book she had as a child:
The Adventures of Mr Pink Whistle
Can't, for the life of me, remember the plot but the title has, curiously stuck in my head.

Version for the modern day:
Mr Pink Whistle signs the Sex Offenders Register
Mr Pink Whistle and the Daily Mirror Slur Campaign