Inappropriate children's books

[FrannyandZooey]

"That's not my penis - its veins are too bulgy"

your turn now

i could and would in a car

but could not WOULD NOT with a goat!

My Little Pony (and the Stud Farm)

Dora the crack whore...!! That is from DP.

Charlie Cook's Favourite Book (the one with lots of ladies with their knickers off)

The House at Pooh Corner has lots of visitors. That's because, at the weekend, it's a knocking shop.
(IS anyone else feeling slightly held back after reading Soupdragon's work of genius?)

Hairy McClary had a brazilian

Charlie and the Crystal Meth factory

Wind in the Willows - a guide to flatulence

"Swiper, no swiping - there's a policeman watching"

That's not my daddy - he's doing the hoovering.

Little Einsteins build a Hydrogen Bomb

The naughtiest girl in the school becomes a Lesbian

Secret Seven and the Serial Killer

Miffy gets Squiffy...?

3BillieGoatsGruff gets Troll banned from MN

Tea just came out of my nose - you've made my lunchtime although now I have to explain Soup's poem to my colleagues...

Who Katy Did

They're changing the guards at Buckingham Palace
Christopher Robin went down on Alice

Soupdragon, you have made me laugh and laugh and laugh. That is marvellous.

'Hush, Hush
Whisper, who dares.
Little boy sits at the foot
Of the stairs
Blood on the curtains
and Blood on the mat
Christopher Robin's castrated the cat'

[snort]!

and

Mr Sulky
Little Missed Period
MisterBation

Percy the Park Keeper gets Arrested

Babar gets Barred from the Bar

A Roald Dahl Homage
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The Twats

Georges Marvellous MDMA

The Bitches

Charlie and the Cocaine Factory - featuring Mr Wonky Willy

Fantastic Mr Fux

Going Solo -a guide to masterbation

James and Peaches Geldof

The Giraffe, the Pelly and Me - a memoir of threesomes

Pull my Magic Finger

Was reading A.A.Milne to dd2 earlier and thought of this thread . So here is my homage to A.A.Milne

They're changing guard at Buckingham Palace
Christopher Robin went down on Alice

Diana had a dildo with a great big knob on.
She invited all her friends round and she showed them what it did.
On Wednesday and on Saturday,
Especially on the latter day,
She gave them all a go with it, then charged them twenty quid.

This is the story of three little foxes
Who didn't wear trousies and they didn't wear sockses
They shagged each other senseless and they didn't use johnnies
And they had to see the doctor to clear up their poxes.

My fanjo has a mouth like an O

pmsl 'my fanjo has a face like an o'

like this ?

SoupDragon... your EachPeach is fantastic!

Slur.

(My dd1 can't say her 'th' sound, so she actually pronounces it like 'Jonnie-fanjo')