Thanks Creme, I have shellac, but I had to cancel my last appointment, then the girl I go to went on holiday so it was 5 weeks, I was in a business meeting last week and looked like a teenager with completely chipped, disgusting nails. I get them done as I walk the dogs, do the pony, chickens and my hands take a battering, the shellac makes them half decent. Are yours 'normal' varnish? A pyjama day sounds good.
Our pony is a dickhead in an open space, jumping, flat work he is a complete school master, games he is fully up for and on his toes but we need him to be, open space - dickhead. I'm not talking to him again 'cos he has ripped another rug.
DH is in a foul mood, so I am sat in the kitchen with a glass of wine and trying to ignore him otherwise he will get a mouthful. He's absolutely full of cold and has done a lot of miles this week so I can understand him being grumpy, but blimey, men let you know don't they? 
We are at a posh horse trials tomorrow, am going to leave my purse at home and stay out of the tack shops during the breaks. Have to leave at 7am, that's with all the ponies loaded and sorted so an early start.