I've been trying to put my finger on who the 'Sadiq Khan's a bastard because he won't let me bring my car to bed with me ... I love my car,' and 'Sadiq khan is responsible for gangs, knife crime and he's banned snow in London,' types remind me of.
I mean: a state of emergency has been declared in London. The hospitals are breaking. It's fucking scary.
And they're just off in a little dream of their own, missing not just the point - but missing a point that is completely fucking huge.
Anyway ... it's Alan Partridge.
That's what a lot of the humour in Alan Partridge is based on: a man so self-limited that his perception is always comically circumscribed by the extraordinarily narrow limits of his own (shallow) experience.
That's why some of them are so funny (despite everything). For example, the weird posts replying to concerns about hospitals having no beds, patients being flown to the South-West/Liverpool with (nutty) rants about not being able to make left-hand turns, or being charged for parking.
It's Alan.