Press conference this evening

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Do we think this will be a vaccine update, a change to rules or just waffle?

@PatriciaPerch

He is Rowley Birkin QC

I think they’re missing a chance there to reassure people about the vaccine, I think a lot of people are worried (I’m not, can’t wait )

Watching it now . The more Doris waffles the more anxious I get . So many analogies, trains , stations , football matches !!🤷🏼‍♀️

@SpookyNoise

JVT shaking his head like we are all stupid.

He is standing next to Boris though...

'Rail replacement ' vaccine is about right.
Fingers crossed it'll be a success eh?
Army man speaks.

I can’t help but think that the cupboard next to JVT is full of vintage board games.

Poor lamb didnt think the job would be this demanding

Is he pissed???

JVT didn’t say that stupid journalist

If you are going to completely evade questions, at least don't make it so obviously.

He visibly blanched when asked about teachers and vaccines.

All I can see is Boris attempting to stand up straight at the bar, while Trump shuffles around attempting to not fall over.

@loulouljh

Is he pissed???

Yes, I genuinely think so.

@SpookyNoise

I can’t help but think that the cupboard next to JVT is full of vintage board games.

And yes he does smile, even laughs at himself when he flubs!!!

JVT does laugh!! 😂

R below zero - that's the Mars Shot.

Not much faith in JVT.
He incorrectly said the risk increases dramatically from 50. Which isn't true.
It's actually 45.

Why is this journo asking a question we already know the answer to. I despair

Ah I like JVT

R below 0. Even JVT's been confused by all the analogies.

Is Boris actually ginger or has he always been blonde?

I think that depends on which 'dramatically' slope change you look at!

@SheepandCow How come you know better than him?

No one has asked

1. How many doses will you need? and
2. How long will it take for them to get their arses into gear to vaccinate the nation, potentially twice?

I honestly haven't a clue what Boris is going on about.