Sky News - Cummings to make a rare statement...

[MunchMunch]

And answer questions today. I wonder if he's doing the briefing today with Bozo?!

I wonder how this will go?!

Someone please drop kick the prick with the horn

Is he going to announce he's going to sack Boris?

he's looking (unsurprisingly) rattled by the honking
I'm not sure if I buy it but at least he is giving us the courtesy of a detailed explanation, politely spoken and looking more presentable

He left because he felt his home had become a target? Did he report it to the police If so there should be a report filed somewhere.

So, sister two grown nieces. Why couldn’t one of them go to London (as allowed) instead of two sick people travelling.
Neat absolution of boris.

So regulations allowed them an exception. Really? How come all of the rest of us are holding our jobs with full-time childcare?

He travelled to the hospital as there were no other options- what about the family he moved near to for support??

I thought there was family in London who offered to help?

Oh and he tried to get a taxi and infect a taxi driver too

If feeling sick he shouldnt be trying to drive short distances just to see if he could.

Shouted conversations why not use a phone??..

How does he remember this all in such great detail?

So he returned to work after someone in his household had covid symptoms??

Child couldn’t do short journey without toilet

Someone needs to take the shovel off of him ASAP!

We went out to "test" that I could drive and just happened to end up near a castle.

Utter bullshit

It was his eyesight. So driving was even more unnerving.
Here we go, the non apology.

He took I’ll conveniently on arrival & not before

Exactly Child couldnt do short journey without needing the loo but managed a long journey without needing it.

surprised that the child being hospitalised didn't come out earlier.

and he was near the castle!

A short journey would have been to sainsburys and back

I think I finally understand now. He did this on purpose so he has a ready-made excuse of getting the fuck outta there when the proverbial hits the fan. In recent history, we call this a Cameron move. That background sound is really just him whistling.

Oh dear, he and PM were too ill to remember exabrly what they said. Yet he remembers the period when he was doggo in detail.

Load of shit.