Jackass whisperers against the cheap beer virus

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Thread number...4?!? Fucking hell I've never been so popular.

Keep on keeping on and ,moan,whinge and laugh while you enjoy your deliveries and cackle evilly while you kill thousands.

All under the benevolent eye of your awesome , yellow and very ripe leader.

May the bleach be with you.

Morning honourable cabinet members.

Up and at em this morning at 7 and not even working! Sun is shining, washing on. What to have for breakfast? How long does bacon take to defrost? Still havent had my butty and forgot to take it out freezer yesterday😠

Have a great day comrades.

Morning all!

Sat at the laptop!

However this week has been much quieter with 5 days to be able to to do the work.

So feeling more chilled out.

I have been quite saintly the last couple of days, not really don't anything or gone anywhere.

Definitely leaving the house today. May wear a sign saying 'plague-bringer'

morning all, blessed be the Fruit
my dd4 (14) also announced last night she wanted to die her hair purple. Even worse I wasnt listening to her properly at the time nd sort of siad...yeah thats fine...without realising it! Have told her this morning we need to consider it further...maybe will do the ends thing as it needs trimming anyway.
working from home today. Team meeting using microsoft teams this afternoon which I have now mastered - go me!!

not sure what murderous activities I shall partake in today, we shall see....

Ohhh that might attract a lot of unwanted "pictures or it didnt happen" attention Smile 🤔

Well havent killed anyone yet. Boring housework so far. Stopping for a sausage butty.
Never mind the fruit blessed be the sausage!!

Blessed be the Sausage! Love it
congratulations on vag plumping smile

Morning!

Re defrosting bacon/sausages/whatever, I’d just start cooking it and peel the lump apart as it cooks. Which is of course vv risky. Obvs. But I still would.

Is vag plumping a thing?? How does that even work then? No don’t answer that. It’s prob in the previous thread.

Hello. I haven’t posted before but I am Miggins and I am a mass murderer.

Yesterday I had no less than 4 deliveries to my house including some lovely booze from Masters of Malt. People are literally dying so I can have a cocktail. I should be in jail.

I think my most audacious murder might have been the time I wanted pink gin so I also bought toilet roll I didn’t need to make it look like I was buying essentials.

Oh Miggins didn't you know that buying loo roll is as bad as alcohol? We are supposed to cut up all the mountains of spare clothes we have to use as rags and keep a bucket for said shitty rags in the bathroom then wash them all (probably by hand to save using a washing machine unnecessarily) and hang them out to dry? Whatever are you thinking of buying such luxuries?

I’m sorry, my bad. Maybe I’ll get milk next time? Oh damn, that’s not essential either. How many people will that add to my death toll?

Morning my little minions of doom. Nothing to report here since I just got up. Went to bed at 3 am before anyone thinks I'm a bad,lazy leader.

@MigginsMs go for bleach,dettol and miltons. Always essential for those unwashed strawberries and bananas.

Good morning from my bed.where I have coffee. Best thing I ever did was get a travel coffee maker for my bedside table

Mind you it was 5 before I fell asleep, flipping neuralgia nearly sent me through the roof..

Today I'm taking DD2 to town to find hair dye..No issue with schools having a hissy because I am the school and I'm ok (ish) with it.

Commuting mass murder for hair dye. Go straight to hell, do not pass go, do not collect £200.

Waves to new murderesses

Hello Plump Vagged Assassins. I have managed to wipe out a small, but not insignificant rural area by breathing in my garden till the wee hours last night (arson practice, followed by star-gazing). Alcohols may have been involved, I am taking the 5th of that one (and wishing I had stopped at the 5th last night, come to think of it).
Furthermore, I took my dogs for a walk IN THE CAR this morning as the thought of traipsing round the same old route in the woods, mixing with the damn devil children pre-schoolers on their nature ramble, was just too much to bear.
As a result, I have widened my kill-zone by at least 4 miles.
Off to bleach the dogs now, and my tyres, and possibly my eyes, as they hurt from the sun. Woe is me.

Under His Sausage.

@crowcat - where did you get a bedside coffee maker? I need this in my life!

Bedside coffe maker??? What is this sorcery and where can i get one?

Gnome I think it's mostly an issue of optics with some distraction, possibly bullying going on.

I got told off as a grownup for my hair being too bright. On the other hand some of our girls showed up with pink streaks, so that pissed me off.

DD's school is much stricter and have an "image" to protect , and I tend not to rock the boat. I keep that for more important issues, like refusing to remove her earrings because the hole would cover up. In all fairness her HT just laughed and said it was lovely and that was that.

Dettol and Milton? I prefer giving all my shopping a light toasting with a flamethrower. Can’t be too careful!

@Willow @Pringletastic I picked it up from morrisons, £15 and it comes with a big travel cup. Makes one big mug of coffee and it's quite possibly the best fifteen quid I ever spent. Highly recommend.

OH is skipping with joy! Back at work next week. I told him sadly he'll have to move in the garage for the duration to observe the 72 hour quarantine method.

Oooh wonder if we sell them? Cant say i have noticed but then again i wasnt looking for a holy grail either😂

Princess by him a coffee maker as consolation😉

I'm not getting him naked, he might get...ideas! Sinful ideas, and I'm a God fearing virtuous woman.