Jackass whisperers against the cheap beer virus

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Thread number...4?!? Fucking hell I've never been so popular.

Keep on keeping on and ,moan,whinge and laugh while you enjoy your deliveries and cackle evilly while you kill thousands.

All under the benevolent eye of your awesome , yellow and very ripe leader.

May the bleach be with you.

PS regarding bleach, as in the OP, not sure if this has been mentioned already but there seems to be a thing about washing stuff in bleach on MN...I happened to see a doctor in an article (it was after the Trump thing last week) saying fumes from bleach can be very dangerous when inhaled and cause lung damage which could put people at more risk from covid... I don't dare mention it after yesterdays replies though but hope they are OK.

Morning All!

Sorry I didn't come back yesterday. My household decended into a full on war.

Dp got pissed with me because I wasn't full of the joys of spring. He was just pissing me off, saying I should make an effort to be happy.

I figured what pissed me off so much. My entire life leople have been saying 'you must do something for your birthday' and nagging that it has to be special. Dp has been asking 'what do you want to do', 'you must want to do something'. Eventually, I give in and think of something, (I want to lay in and do nothing all day) then it doesn't happen because other people (him) decide something else is a better idea.

Work is shit and stressful. Saturday is my only day to do fuck all. The kids come back from their dads on Sunday. All I wanted was to sleep in and do fuck all. Which I told dp. But no, dp thought it would be better for us to go do things.

Its that. Why constantly push people into making plans for their birthday, then ignore it.

Anyway, he wanted to cook me lunch. I wasnt hungry. He wanted to make me a cup of coffee, but I was OK. So he got in a mood.

It blew up into a huge argument, which ended with me going upstairs and crying my eyes out most of the afternoon. He then came upstairs to try and make up by saying 'have you calmed down yet?'. So I lost my shit again. I didnt even eat yesterday.

We have talked it out. He explained he felt so bad my birtbday was going to be crap, he was trying to think of things to do so I felt like I had a nice day. He wanted to cook for me and look after me. But it ended up coming across as pushing me to do what he wanted. He then felt rejected like I was saying no, because I was in a mood. Where I was saying no, because I didn't want it.

I explained, I just didn't want to eat when he was pushing it. Then told him, my birthday was shit because he decided, what would make my birthday good and ignored what I said 'I don't want to do anything, I just want to relax.' He gets it and is really sorry. He realises that he was putting his idea of what a birthday should be in front of what I wanted. So we are OK now.

He isn't normally like this, so can only assume its lock down

Don't know if lockdown is getting to me. But this morning I have an overwhelming feeling, that a relationship just isn't for me. I love him. But just can't be arsed, with this shit. Yesterday would have been so much better if I was just alone all day.

Anyway, its gone now. Kids coming back this morning, so need to slap on my happy face and pretend everything is good!

So if anyone could throw a few hexes DPs way I would appreciate it.

Not got plans to murder anyone today, let's see how it pans out.

Orangeblossom78 I think I have mentioned this before.

My mum is bleach obessed. I mean, you can smell it when outside her house. Constantly down geb drains, toilets etc. She has OCD, to be fair. She lost her sense of smell a few years ago. After loads of investigations, the doctor concluded she was using so much bleach constantly, it had caused this. People think its fairl harmless unless you get it on your clothes. Its really not.

Morning all
This is the earliest I’ve managed to be up during lockdown

Do I get a lollipop?

I cba killing anyone today, though I might go for my usual long walk, but not sure, getting very sick of the local area and pavement dance.

Yesterday man shouted “sorry” and after a few seconds, I realised he was apologising to me. I reckon he was about 4m away!

I've only recently had to buy bleach as I inherited a rather large stash from DM. To put it into perspective she died 2 1/2 years ago...

Ah, it is not homeschooling at all as it's Sunday. Just been told off by the kids when I asked them to get their books out. Can't tell can you really must have looked super keen with all my chat of schooling

Think this was before Trump? yes bleach is a worry

"TUESDAY, April 21, 2020 (HealthDay News) -- A woman overcome by toxic fumes from her kitchen sink is rushed to the hospital; a toddler is treated in the ER after swallowing hand sanitizer.

As Americans' obsession with disinfecting their homes against coronavirus rises, so are the number of poisoning emergencies like these, a new government report finds.

"Exposures to cleaners and disinfectants reported to NPDS [the National Poison Data System] increased substantially in early March 2020," noted a team led by Dr. Arthur Chang, a researcher at the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention."

www.webmd.com/lung/news/20200421/disinfectant-linked-poisoning-risea-amid-covid19#1

Also it causes something called Chemical pneumonitis- sounds nasty

medlineplus.gov/ency/article/000143.htm

Yes that makes sense, it is inflammation of the lungs, can see why that would not be good with the virus

I'm ready to commit murder and wish death on most of the planet's population this morning as I've broken a tooth. Naturally, Her Majestic Highness and her minions are exempt from this. Going out shortly to buy brandy (lots) to keep it disinfected. Have also decided to give up food for the foreseeable future to try and avoid making it any worse. DH is sitting quietly in a corner, keeping his head down and (so far) has not asked what we're having for lunch.

I've broken a tooth Hope you can get that seen asap. i had a badly chipped tooth and the dentist was able to save it with a filling as I got in really quick. Hope you can get an emergency dentist

@LilacTree1 they’re different because they are. That sounds stupid I know, but they use different data sets, the nhs stats feed into the gov ones but the gov ones take into account other factors. It’s pointless trying to compare the two. You are better off picking one data source and viewing. The trends on that one. The trends and curves are actually similar in. Oth anyway.

Orangeblossom No chance. If I get to the point of screaming in agony then it's phone 111. I am genuinely terrified of dentists and it's taking me years to find one I trust and I've never found an NHS one round here that wasn't a butcher.

I've spoken to my dentist and because of where the break is he doesn't advise trying any of the temp repair kits. As long as the pain is bearable I've just got to live with it. Luckily I have a very high pain threshold and I know from past experience that you can actually take far more than the recommended dose of pain killers in 24 hours without killing yourself.

Best piece of advice I've had so far is to cover the break with sugar free chewing gum to keep it clean and protected. Just got to hope I don't break another tooth chewing the gum to soften it

Smile - I'm so happy that you have been blessed with sausage. I hope that your magnificently plumped up vag was much admired and appreciated.

Shits - I'm so sorry that your birthday was , well, shit. Could you have another birthday next time the kids are at their dads and just do bugger all?
I'm sure our esteemed Princess of ripe and yellow wonderfulness can decree it so. Your Bananian comrades will be happy to enforce this with AK47s should our wondrous and rebellious leader command us to. I'm sure a little light rampaging with AK47s would be wonderfully cathartic in current climes.

Orange, may I say how brave you are. I saw your post and assumed it was a frother thread because of the title. I was much impressed with the picnic idea and think it is perfectly sensible.

Bamboozled. Just ouch! I hope you have some strong gin or alternative favourite booze pain relief to dull the ache.

Bamboozled I'm so sorry for you

soup I wonder why they government don't show the NHS data but actually, I know the answer to that!

my late father stockpiled loo rolls. Mum thought he was mad until a few weeks ago.

In other news... Behold this wondrous miracle. I just lifted my keyboard and found this wine puddle in the shape of perfect plumped up lips. I m taking this as a sign from our deity that we are the righteous ones in these troubled times...

Bamboozle they should put temporary filling on it for you, wouldn't be painful.

Pink, that made me lol!

Pinkgin it was a pseudo frother title to start their attention slightly daft idea rather than brave though! I just felt genuinely fed up with it all. there is no point though is there, really. I do find some of the threads hilarious. there's another now about someone going on about beer and one way systems "spinning round on the spot" which is making me smile.

Asda had no brandy - WTF is the country coming to? I'd walked up there and now I can't be arsed to go out in the car so I shall disinfect with wine. At least the chewing gum is stopping the rough edge shredding my tongue As far as I can tell (because it had to be a sodding back tooth) it's only the enamel that's broken and the filling is still intact.

Going to disinfect it again Can't be too careful

Morning my little fluffballa of doom!

I can report I have talked to our Gods and they have answered back. Not happy with the reply though, so I'm just going to assume it was a Godly autocorrect.

P.S. Vodka is a much better disinfectant and numbing option.

Morning murderers.
I have the 5G headache this morning! No overdosing on wine to blame for it which is all wrong!

After tea last night i slumped. I didnt do anything but slump on sofa and binge watched GW (so relaxing watching Monty and Adam an oasis of calm amid the storm) and bemoan the fact i dont have a those plants i should have by now. But apparently lical homebase is doing online orders to collect so am going to get paint testers new shelves and if they have any, plants too. Then of course i will cause mass carnage picking them up.

Hope dp was suitably in awe of your plumpness Smile😀

Smile glad you and dp talked it over. Its always worse when people screw up on your birthday but hopefully now he has apoligised you can both make up for it another day.

I never knew there was such a thing as temp fillings you could buy till i saw it on here recently. Oc course there usnt any in stock to be had! Hoping that brushing my busted tooth to death will keep it clean till i can get to a dentist. At least its not sore. Have you had a look for clove oil Bamboozle? It helps or even chewing a clove?

Princess it is truly a sign of our righteous plumptiousness. We are blessed🤣

Right onwards and upwards (to the bathroom with the tape measure😉)

Morning all.
bamboozled clove oil is fabulous for toothache. If you don't have anu you can also crush up some whole cloves and sort of pack round the tooth. It has antiseptic and anaesthetic properties. Also agree brandy or whiskey is also excellent. I hope it doesn't get too bad. I also hate anything to do with teeth.
shits sorry to hear about your bday disaster. I find similar with my bday that normally it involves doing what the dh and DC think will make a nice bday rather than what I actually want to do. It took me a lot of years to accept this. What I have done for the last couple of years is to book the day off work (or nearest day if its a weekend) and then spend the day doing just what I want while they are all out at school/work. They then "do" my birthday at the weekend where we do whatever they deem I should be doing to celebrate my bday.
Hope today goes a bit better for you.
orange I think I'm going to send some flowers to my mum to cheer her up and I've sent a gift to my sister for her bday in May. I was very impressed when you were talking about homeschooling, was reflecting on the fact that I have enough trouble getting ds2 through do anything Monday to Friday never mind at weekends!

Right, well I have been out for a 10 mile run. Was out for just under 2 hours so that's a fair few killed no doubt. Had a shower and now lying on the bed with not much energy to do anything! Need to move my arse though and get some housework done.

May the Lord Open(for the sausage?)