Cats , Flaps and The Clap

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The other thread is filling up fast so setting up the foundation for our new evil lair. One where we follow real guidelines, not made up ones, make sock cocks ,ruin hair and bemoan the shortage of Spanish soldiers.

This is where we'll keep each other sane or descend into madness together... depends on the day.

Oh smile didn't realise you had a package... anything you wanna tell us?

Btw

public announcement/friendly reminder

@isabellerossignol and @TrainspottingWelsh thank you for the insights. I just read the OP in the gloves thread and HOLY FUCKING HELL. These people really need to get a grip. I’ve worked in care and particularly in high risk cross contamination but seriously. That can all fuck the fuckety fuck right off.

@loobyloo1234 we should be fine if we stick round my way, I am practically a peasant in these parts, a bbq round here is supplied only by the exceptional village butcher and the nearby farm shop and the meat quality will be exceptional. We may have to sample a variety of Kale, quinoa and pine kernal salads too though🙄

lol, I've got cats.

I'm more in danger of having my eyes scratched out by them trying to catch the spider on my face.

My shopping and flaps are both uncleansed and in an entirely unrelated side note my leg hairs are nearly an inch long at this point...

Although, I suspect I may have inadvertently sloshed enough gin around the place in the last couple of weeks that I have probably accidentally disinfected everything...

Can I join, I'm probably going to be shot at dawn for buying chocolate in bulk from Amazon.

Giga don't say I didn't warn you when you wake up full of spider juice.

ewwww

Oh ffs! Do we have to round up all the spiders in our houses and bleach them too?

Yes!!!
Now i know what to order before the whole delivery system crashes😄😄😄😄😄

@Willow2017 you mean to say you haven't already? I hope you have at least taken precautions so your house spiders aren't escaping and murdering people with their eight infected legs.

TrainspottingWelsh
I usually squish em or flush them!
Does that stop the mass slaughter?

Murderer!

I love this thread! I read a thread yesterday where some posters were berating a woman for taking her son with SN for a 7 min drive to a deserted place for exercise. The poor woman was saying ‘oh well I won’t do it then if I’m not allowed to’. DH takes DS, who is severely autistic, for a ten min drive to the beach every day. They did this every weekend before lockdown too. He doesn’t actually like the beach, just runs about on a scrubby bit of grass by the prom. Yesterday a police car pulled up beside them and - shock, horror - didn’t say a thing! If we walk in our village we have far more chance of meeting people who DS will run up to, sniff or hug. But this doesn’t matter because apparently there are NO EXCEPTIONS to the rules.

Oh ffs pass the whip!

I just put a massive fucker outside have I just killed everyone ?

People ,people it's not just about the rules and guidelines...it's about the OPTICS!

Fuck me over sideways...how's that for optics?

Apparently you have Sarah
Maybe you could go outside and watch the slaughter of all your neighbours? Its fine, there wont be anyone left to snitch on you for going outside😉

I need to confess, I went to my local small shop today just to buy milk and orange juice (and some pasta because I was so amazed to see it). I didn't see anyone on the way and scanned my own shopping, but I obviously was not aloud and have murdered thousands. I am now waiting (hoping?) for the police to come and arrest me...

Oh no, you catch the spiders and let them free outside.

Bet they're all missing me at work now there is no one to catch the spiders.

Though, arrghh, the building is locked up, maybe the spiders will have taken over.

If you need a hand catching them all wave....

Oh no, you catch the spiders and let them free outside

Well tbh if i am close to something i can catch it in i do.

Poor poor spideys