We're having a schism in our WhatsApp group of old university "friends" (incidentally the schism seems to be divided along, shall we say, sociopolitical lines).
Most of us are fully on-board with social distancing, self-isolation and the absolute need to contain this disease and protect the vulnerable.
The other side are concerned about keeping the economy going and would therefore prefer for people to keep working, children carrying on in school, and pursuing herd immunity for the greater good. One person even claims to be willing to catch the virus on purpose (no, they haven't gone out to lick the lift buttons at a Tube station) 
So I've been reflecting on the latter as a hypothetical, stone-cold pragmatic approach.
Step 1: tag/tattoo everybody who is in favour of the second method (I'd include every bugger who has gone for a last night at the pub, everyone who attended Crufts/Cheltenham/football/marathons/parades, all those suddenly-keen walkers/cyclists crowding to outdoor spaces and then queuing crotch-to-arse for coffee/ice dream/fish&chips/toilets...).
Step 2: set up large halls of beds, staffed with a bare minimum of supervisors in full hazmat (no need to be medically qualified so anybody could do this job), perhaps giant marquees in the grounds of crematoria.
Step 3: everyone with the tag/tattoo who develops symptoms goes to one of these mass bedrooms; they'd do this happily and willingly, of course, because they're in favour of this approach.
Step 4: residents of these halls receive no specialised medical care whatsoever from the few supervisors in hazmat suits - just food, drink and painkillers. This way, the actual health services are not overwhelmed by an influx of Covidiots and can carry on serving people with broken legs, strokes and heart attacks, plus those COVID-19 victims who didn't want to get infected and tried to do the right thing by socially distancing.
Step 5: residents either get better or die, as ordained by the Gods. The ones who die get transported directly to the nearby crematorium. The ones who get better have fulfilled their noble socioeconomic duty as workers/consumers and human firebreaks, and can return to society.
Who thinks my second group of "friends" would genuinely go for that plan? 🤔