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To start a lighthearted thread for coronavirus themed puns

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AngeloMysterioso · 15/03/2020 00:45

Because I’m bored, fed up of the constant bad news, and thought if I must read about coronavirus everywhere I turn then let’s at least try and have a chuckle at the same time.

Band names, song titles, movies, actors, whatever. Let’s ruin the lot.

A few musical ones to get us started-

Panic! Buy at the Tesco
Miley Virus
Wuhan Clan
Talkin’ bout my self-isolation - The W.H.O
Bat guy - Billie Ill-ish
Death by a thousand coughs - Taylor Sniffed

Come on fellow MNers, I know you’re a witty lot... let’s try and make each other laugh a bit amidst all this misery!

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1Morewineplease · 15/03/2020 00:47

All The Things She Spread

BritWifeinUSA · 15/03/2020 00:48

I was listening to the radio and they were talking about the virus and the very next song they played was “Don’t stand so close to me” by The Police. I have to admit it made me burst out laughing.

I saw something on Facebook about a baby boom in 9 months and thirteen years later we will have a generation of Quaranteens AKA the Coronials.

Notimeforaname · 15/03/2020 00:49

To be sung in the ture of hit me baby one more time.

This virus, is Killin me...( And I)
I must confess I need to sneeze (need to sneeze)

Notimeforaname · 15/03/2020 00:50

*tune

Destinysdaughter · 15/03/2020 00:50

This made me laugh

To start a lighthearted thread for coronavirus themed puns
AmICrazyorWhat2 · 15/03/2020 00:50

A CV cocktail I've heard of: Quarintini.

No idea what goes in it, but an Emergen-C packet is essential.

Notimeforaname · 15/03/2020 00:51

thirteen years later we will have a generation of Quaranteens AKA the Coronials

Brilliant Grin

Destinysdaughter · 15/03/2020 00:51

And this one!

To start a lighthearted thread for coronavirus themed puns
BritWifeinUSA · 15/03/2020 00:52

I like

To start a lighthearted thread for coronavirus themed puns
AmICrazyorWhat2 · 15/03/2020 00:53

sorry, Quarantini, can't spell ; Grin

Notimeforaname · 15/03/2020 00:55

Love this

To start a lighthearted thread for coronavirus themed puns
MrsToothyBitch · 15/03/2020 00:55
Grin
To start a lighthearted thread for coronavirus themed puns
Destinysdaughter · 15/03/2020 00:56

More songs to soundtrack this shitshow:

It's the end of the world as we know it
Fever
Bat outa Hell

Sure there's many more!

Lweji · 15/03/2020 00:56

I may have a few

To start a lighthearted thread for coronavirus themed puns
StuckBetweenDarknessAndLight · 15/03/2020 00:56

I'll share a few in the morning as I'm soon off to bed. Just placemarking for now but great idea OP. I need this!

MrsToothyBitch · 15/03/2020 00:56

Also Grin

To start a lighthearted thread for coronavirus themed puns
Notimeforaname · 15/03/2020 00:59
Grin
To start a lighthearted thread for coronavirus themed puns
AngeloMysterioso · 15/03/2020 01:00

Bump elbows with the devil- Kris Kris-cough-erson

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managedmis · 15/03/2020 01:02

Love the one with the cat

Notimeforaname · 15/03/2020 01:03

One more then.

To start a lighthearted thread for coronavirus themed puns
Notimeforaname · 15/03/2020 01:04

OK... maybe two more

To start a lighthearted thread for coronavirus themed puns
Destinysdaughter · 15/03/2020 01:23

Just saw this on Twitter Grin

To start a lighthearted thread for coronavirus themed puns
Thedogscollar · 15/03/2020 01:23

Eve of Destruction by Barry McGuire Wink

MooseBeTimeForSummer · 15/03/2020 01:31

For those of a certain age

To start a lighthearted thread for coronavirus themed puns
MooseBeTimeForSummer · 15/03/2020 01:32

And this one

To start a lighthearted thread for coronavirus themed puns