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To start a lighthearted thread for coronavirus themed puns
AngeloMysterioso · 15/03/2020 00:45
Because I’m bored, fed up of the constant bad news, and thought if I must read about coronavirus everywhere I turn then let’s at least try and have a chuckle at the same time.
Band names, song titles, movies, actors, whatever. Let’s ruin the lot.
A few musical ones to get us started-
Panic! Buy at the Tesco
Miley Virus
Wuhan Clan
Talkin’ bout my self-isolation - The W.H.O
Bat guy - Billie Ill-ish
Death by a thousand coughs - Taylor Sniffed
Come on fellow MNers, I know you’re a witty lot... let’s try and make each other laugh a bit amidst all this misery!
BritWifeinUSA · 15/03/2020 00:48
I was listening to the radio and they were talking about the virus and the very next song they played was “Don’t stand so close to me” by The Police. I have to admit it made me burst out laughing.
I saw something on Facebook about a baby boom in 9 months and thirteen years later we will have a generation of Quaranteens AKA the Coronials.
Notimeforaname · 15/03/2020 00:49
To be sung in the ture of hit me baby one more time.
This virus, is Killin me...( And I)
I must confess I need to sneeze (need to sneeze)
AmICrazyorWhat2 · 15/03/2020 00:50
A CV cocktail I've heard of: Quarintini.
No idea what goes in it, but an Emergen-C packet is essential.
Notimeforaname · 15/03/2020 00:51
thirteen years later we will have a generation of Quaranteens AKA the Coronials
Brilliant 
Destinysdaughter · 15/03/2020 00:56
More songs to soundtrack this shitshow:
It's the end of the world as we know it
Fever
Bat outa Hell
Sure there's many more!
StuckBetweenDarknessAndLight · 15/03/2020 00:56
I'll share a few in the morning as I'm soon off to bed. Just placemarking for now but great idea OP. I need this!
AngeloMysterioso · 15/03/2020 01:00
Bump elbows with the devil- Kris Kris-cough-erson
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