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30s TTC: Club BESHicana, drinks are free and we're hungry like the WOOFL! The MSDP continues...

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Scorpette · 06/07/2010 18:31

Come on in, collect the Grolsch bottle tops for your DM shoes at the door

We're going all-out 80s for the continuation of the Mass Summer Diffment Project: John Hughes films playing back-to-back and on BESH FM, DJ ChoCho will be playing our all-time 80s faves, from New Romantics to Synth to Goth to Hair Metal to Pop and back again (no Fields of The Nephilim, mind). Our bartenders and waiters are Ducky from Pretty in Pink, Ralph Macchio (the Karate Kid) and Corey Haim (back from the dead especially for us) and unlike most of the real 80s, we actually get to booze!

Here's hoping the authentic 80s vibe will trick our bodies into thinking we've got the ovaries of teenagers!

(Not to mention tricking them into being super skinny and able to eat whatever we want and staying that way!)

There's plenty of Babycham and Ice Magic to pour over ice-cream in the Pit and Metal Mickey will bring them to the wretched at the click of a finger.

So whaddya waiting for? Slip on the ra-ra skirts, slap on the blue eyeliner and let's get winning those baybeez! Last one in the pool's a psycho hose beast!

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Scorpette · 14/07/2010 12:34

Good and gracious point, Occers. I support people's right to believe in whatever makes sense to them, so long as they use that to be good, productive, open, responsible, egalitarian and fair people and don't tell others they have to think like them (like I don't expect anyone else to be an Atheist)

Lot of people feeling meh or downright bad at the mo - let's all have a big ole multifaith hug (I'm not sceptical about lurrrrve)

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Ariesgirl · 14/07/2010 12:48

Occy, just wanted to say you are ace.

StinkyWizzleteats · 14/07/2010 12:50

(Shuffles in). I heard you may be looking for an IUI mascot. Please can I join? If you have already filled your quota for new recruits for this thread please feel free to give me a wedgie and send me on my way.

I am indeed barren -my ovaries are so ancient that the Antiques Roadshow is doing a one off special devoted to them, and my womb has been compared to MumRa the Everliving from Thundercats (prior to his daily transformation into a hard mummy thing).

Have completed my six months psychosis inducing Clomid ? which did result in lickle angel baby which kindly waited around until the 12 week scan after giving me hyperemesis for 2 months. So I can empathise with the tough times that some of the recently duffed are going through.

Waiting for my first IUI appointment in two weeks time ? where they tell which end of the needle to stick into yourself and the chances of having octobabies.

Anyway, I baked these ?special? chocolate brownies for you all, and I have prepared fresh raspberry bellinis. Tell me to sod off back to where I came from if I?m not considered worthy, I can take it.

Ariesgirl · 14/07/2010 12:55

You sound perfect to me, Stinkie . Welcome. Find the questionnaire, fill it in and await further approval

Sorry to hear of your tough times - sounds very difficult to cope with.

Bessie123 · 14/07/2010 13:03

Anyone who invokes MumRa the Everliving is very welcome here

Sorry to hear about your tough time though, wizardsleeve

Scorpette · 14/07/2010 13:08

You had me at Mum-Ra

You sound like you've had a right shit time of it, you poor thing - which, sadly, makes you Our Sort. Wish it wasn't so

So get cracking on the questionnaire (should find it at the start of this fred, as a few newbs gave it a shot) and we'll have the full measure of you then

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Scorpette · 14/07/2010 13:11

(I'm laughing my head off at BessyBoots' comment - poor woman has barely got her foot through the door and she's getting called offensive names. Makes me so BESHproud )

I think MumRa makes a top alternative name for older Mums, btw.

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Ariesgirl · 14/07/2010 13:15

It must be said through a stern, far off stentorian, echoing voice (is that a word? "Stentorian"? It sounded right. What does it mean?)

Bessie123 · 14/07/2010 13:32

sorry, was the first name that came to mind...

Ariesgirl · 14/07/2010 13:35

I have led a very sheltered life and actually just googled wizard sleeve. Hope MrA doesn't look at my search history. Bessie you is a dirty beyatch and I'm being led astray!

Ariesgirl · 14/07/2010 13:38

Do you think we've scared Stinker away? Come back! You seem cool!

Headbanger · 14/07/2010 13:50

WHERE'S STINKY I LOVE HER ALREADY!

Back in a bit folks. Just filling in a form to get meself a PhD extension and entering into correspondence with Booker prize-winning novelist who is going to be my new BFF

Bitchslaps all round.

Scorpette · 14/07/2010 13:56

Don't stop being you, GoodQueenBess

Aries, Do NOT Google 'chocolate starfish'

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Bessie123 · 14/07/2010 13:58

or dragon butter, which always makes me retch a bit

Scorpette · 14/07/2010 14:04

Who? WHO is this mystery prize-winner? Msg me the goss

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Ariesgirl · 14/07/2010 14:05

There's MN poster called DoNotGoogleDragonButter. Is it one of you?

Scorpette · 14/07/2010 14:07

And don't google 'Wolfbagging'. Or even bukkake, if you're really sheltered!

Scorpette - Proud Corrupter of The Minds of Others For Over 20 Years

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MountTheFairy · 14/07/2010 14:11

Yo Stinker! Welcome (questionnaire pending, off course )!

BangMe, been meaning to ask for thoughts / experiences on pursuing an academic career. Recommend it?

ChooseMe Brighton, how lovely, you like it in the gay capital? We were just talking about where on earth we could move from central London provided we spawn... 'tis a conundrum.

Orchides I guess you can make an appointment soon? To hear the jizz results I mean...

Ariesgirl · 14/07/2010 14:12

Aries - Sheltered, Pure and Naive (Apart From Lots Of Swearing) Despite Having Older Brother For Over 20 Years

Headbanger · 14/07/2010 14:19

Messaging you Score!

Headbanger · 14/07/2010 14:48

Mountie!

Now then. Before I answer, tell me what you mean by 'an academic career'.

(I have Firm Feelings but I need to know what you mean first!)

Ocarina · 14/07/2010 15:05

I now need to wash my mind out with soap! (I hadn't even realised that Bessie's name for Stinky could be offensive till Scorps said so). Serves me right for googling I know.

I do hope we've not scared you off oh stinky one, we're all lovely really, honest.....

HB how long an extension will they let you have?

MountTheFairy · 14/07/2010 15:08

Ooo, glad you have Firm Feelings HeadG... (ok, I'll stop before I go too far, it's all yous faults filthy BESHes).

Wot I mean is thinking of going onto Phd and pursuing a career solely in academia: teaching and research. You know, tenure track and all that (this is provided I get all of that of course).

I think my preferable career would be to do academia AND work, so I get the best of both worlds, but that would be even more difficult to arrange, plus it seems like a handfull if we ever produce a sprog.

I did have that life for a while in architecture, but I am not too keen on teaching design... and it's not really 'academia'. I do, however, like to 'think' as well as 'do', if you know what I mean.

Going to USA is also an option, may I add.

You are doing a Phd in literature, right?
Sorry to be so exhaustive! Welcome back from hols BTW .

Headbanger · 14/07/2010 15:09

Yes come back StinkyBum, you will not get better support and care ANYWHERE than on this thread and that is a FACT carved in stone since the dawn of time.

Ocs, they could give me 2 years, but if they give me 2 years then 2 years I will take. I still think that I could submit December this year but I'm asking for effectively an extension until October 2011. That way if it all goes bent again I have given myself some leeway.

You have one of the damn things too, don't you? ( Apols if I have this wrong - am at work and too in-haste to go back over the threads!). What was your subjet & how long did you take, if you don't mind my enquiring??

Headbanger · 14/07/2010 15:27

ah Mounty, gotcha- wasn't sure if you had your PhD yet.

Now look. Let me tell you that it is the loneliest, most stressful, most joyless, most difficult, most bleak, most unassisted, most tiring thing you can do. You will also be poor, unless you get funding (I had the university's doctoral award, which paid my fees, but I have to work 3 days a week in a professional job to keep a roof over our heads). In order to get through all the above, you need to have an absolutely overwhelming passion for your subject. It needs to sustain you through at least 4 years and possibly more of pursuing the same idea through to the bitter, bitter end. I realise you will know all this, but it helps to reiterate. It will be with you from the moment you open your eyes in the morning, and will be there just as you go off to sleep. This is NOT an exaggeration!

There is no glamour in having a PhD - loads of people have them: no-one's impressed, and no-one cares. There'll be (I hope!) about a fortnight of me being excited that I get to put Dr on my credit cards, but I suspect that's about it.

The only thing that has sustained me is that mine is in literature & creative writing. Writing is all I have ever given one single solitary shit about. Everything else can go to hell except writing. It's obsessive. I despise my writing friends when they get snippets of success denied me, and when I get snippets of success they don't get, I gloat like Gollum with the One Ring. I realise this sounds deeply unattractive (all writers will know exactly what I'm talking about!) but I just want to emphasise that it really needs to be not an interest, but a passion: something that you would feel resentful and hollow about if you don't do.

As to lecturing and teaching - don't make me laugh till I vomit. Have you SEEN the jobs pages lately?! 2 years ago I didn't even have to look for teaching posts - I got a call from the head of dept asking me to do a term. Now, if you look for teaching posts in my subjct, there is nothing. This month 4 jobs came up, and they were all in Adelaide (who knew Australians could read and write ).

Of course all this changes with success, in any subject - if my book is published, and does well, I will get teaching, and might even get that fabled tenured post. But competition is fierce, and I'd quite happily stamp on my own granny for a job, so goodness knows what my competitors will do to me!

I'm basically doing what my supervisor did to me when I had my interview, which is do everything I can to put you off. If you still want to do it after that, then it's for you!

(There are wonderful things- the joy of research, the thrill of realising you've hit on something no-one else has noticed before, the satisfaction of using your brain until it can be used no more, meeting other like-minded folk, knowing that you're pursuing something fresh and new, the wonderful creative buzz of getting that brisk crisp paragraph out then looking at it and thinking, blimey, did I really write that?! I am a clever wee fucker and no mistake! But you can probably come up with the good stuff yourself!)

I hope this helps and suspect it doesn't.

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