Throw your contraception in the bin and your legs in the air! JS II

[frakkit]

The 'rules'

Maintain a relaxed attitude at all times - drink if you want too, especially on your birthday. Thread precedent dictates if you drink to excess you will get a BFP (but not recommended)

Covet thy husband and enjoy every minute. Shag at ever opportunity - shag-capes and awesome superpowers optional.

Resist the lure of ovulation predictor kits, Taking Control of Your Fertility and the dreaded First Repsonse. Knowing where you are in your cycle is entirely permissible though!

Going to the doctor is permitted if you've had a stupidly long cycle but beware of the dildo-cam-scan.

Keep acronmyage to a minimum! EWCM is now to be referred to as 'pant snot'.

Keep us up to date with gossip!

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The list (if you haven't posted since the last one you've been scrubbed - you're welcome to come back though)

Tanmu82 - BFP
PrivetDancer - BFP
OnlyWantsOne - BFP
Frankenfanny ? BFP
Notso - BFP
knittakid - BFP
loopeylu - BFP
PinkFondantFancy - BFP
Grannyapple ? BFP
Fuzzywood - BFP
canoe - BFP
janedoe - BFP
StarflowerGirl - BFP

Frakkit ? JS
BrassicaBabe - JS
takethatlady - JS
vallinnapod - JS
Gormers ? JS
Pipistrello - JS
MrsWajs - JS
RedNinaBlue ? JS
alien82 - JS
takingtheplunge - JS
almostknockedupgirl - JS
cowboylover - JS
swizzlestar - JS
HarderToKidnap - JS
Miffles - JS
milanomum - JS
fyimate - JS
lovemylulu - JS
haplesshippy - JS
Halliegirl - JS
Williamsmummy1986 - JS
ljg72 - JS
30andMerkin - JS
trixie123 - JS
bringbackwham - JS

I'm sorry if I missed you - please add yourself!

Hi truffkin I'm fairly new here too.

I think I've broken a few JSing rules! I'm becoming a bit obsessive I think, so apologies!

I promise I will try not to be so obsessive in future

Hello Truffkin welcome to the mad house thread. You'l be swinging from the chandeliers with the rest of us in no time .

Well I survived the first day back at toddler group post Summer holiday, with out blurting out just how crappy my Summer turned out to be. The kidney thing was a great smoke screen and I only nearly burst into tears once looking over at all the babies in their corner. Phew! Now I just need to endure the first class of pilates with my very out of shape body and things are back into full normal swing!

Takethat So, SO sorry... :( :( :(

LOL at 'Mad Bitch 3000' chip vallinna you wait and see - we'll all lose it eventually. I hope those are pMT symptoms though.

Brassica (in response to your q) - I'm 34 (whispers "and a half") and already have a dd so I know things work - i think it's just a waiting game. Over here, it isn't as easy to get help unless you've been trying for at least a year (or go private and pay someone a fortune!)

I'm on day 2 of period so have shag-cape in the washing machine on a delicate cycle.

Where did 30 go? She's funny and we need a pick 'us' up.

brassica I watched Masterchef too, and as I did so I ate five Mr Kipling's mini Battenbergs. I was also wearing pyjama bottoms and DH's jumper, with no make-up on. If that isn't rock bottom I don't know what is

Had to open the door today to the postman, wearing said get-up. This is NOT shagtastic behaviour!

After that pervy bugger in Tesco's called me 'not bad' yesterday, and after googling 'hyperfertility post-miscarriage', I am now convincing myself that despite slovenly appearance I am in fact a total shag machine. Next month I'm going to bonk my DH all OVER the place. It's gotta be good for the endorphins, anyway...

Any more crazy notions symptoms brassica?

Nelly - thanks for reminding me that actually either is a HUGE leap forward for me! I am worried it is more psychosymatic (sp?)

OK positive thinking starts......NOW

Glad to see the shag capes are back. :) My jsing again day is next wed and I can't wait. Been having the most obscene dreams for the past few nights . Think DH would be missing it more if I was wearing something other than tartan pjs and slipper socks everytime I get back in the house!

So many rules have been broken on here this morning I almost expected to see a 'list' with name, cd, etc...

Work (actually in the office) followed by DH have seriously curtailed MNing today! Will catch up tomorrow

My computer glitched at work while I was on here and I couldn't change over to any other screen! Totally panicked and just switched it off at the mains! . Got away with it, I hope!

Still no ERTD for me yet but in the true JS style I have not PdOAS yet, waiting until sunday in theory

Right, back on the sofa with my laptop. Working. Off to catch up on what I missed...

Nervous there are more broken rules on this thread than intact ones, but we at least try to remain relaxed. Nope, that one's broken too

Cycling affects fertility?! Well, we cycle to/from the pub on a Friday night. Maybe that's our problem!!

Welcome truffkin

I love Sky+ too. It allows me to watch all of my crap stuff without interuption or derisory comments!

Milano - lie! Tell them you've been trying for a year

How are you doing takethat? Have you come out the other side yet? Don't worry, I can look like that on a normal day

LOL at vallinna getting backing into the swing of things and is no longer "dirty dressing down lady" You and takethat could have shared junk food!

No crazy symptoms for me. I've got day 22 blood tests booked for next week. The appointment for x-ray liquid to be squirted into fanjo has come through. So I'm all set to join vallinna on the clomid bench next cycle. Yes, we shagged at the right time, but I just don't feel positive. Not miserable or anything (I'll save that for when AF actually arrives in 10 days or so), but just not getting the "vibe"

Morning.

I have a feeling ERTD is on its way, had some cramping this morning. Just gonna wait and see and not get my hopes up.

Good luck to everyone else too

Morning ladies, just having a cup of tea with toast....I'm so posh at breakfast, lol.

How is everyone today? My AF arrived this morning which is sooner than expected, but now I'm not sure if I should ttc js this month or if it will be too much disappointment .

Brasica and Vallinna do you have special uniforms?!

Howdy viroids!

Killing time Working hard until lunch when I have the camera shoved up my chuff again. Spoke to uber helpful consultant yesterday (clearly not mine...!) I think they are going to give me more Clomid and combine it with Metformin. This is a diabetes drug to deal with insulin resistance but apparently PCOS can have this which in turn stops the Clomid form working so effectively. We shall see.

Still Brassica I am jealous they are going to tie dye your bits

Stinking hangover today after about 3 glasses of wine. Whoopsie....!

Morning everyone, I'm mumsnetting until my friend arrives to visit at lunchtime working from home today so thought I'd come along and say hi!

Fingers crossed for you Josie and LOL at getting away with mumnetting at work!

Still no sign of ERTD, now a month after Implanon removal. We were planning to enjoy JS using condoms making the most of my increased sans hormone libido, but kind of ditched them after not very much effort because they were a pain careful consideration.

Who knows what's going on down there? Will hopefully learn more as the months go by.

Have a great Friday girls and woo hoo, it's the weekend!

Ok, any clues as to why the strike through thing doesn't work when I try it? I can bold and underline and even italic things so why not strikethrough? Is there a special secret underlining hypen that I've missed until now on my keyboard or am I just being an absolute nodger?

So, it seems I've cracked it, will leave this thread alone for a while so someone else gets the chance to join in (slinks off quietly hoping no one laughs at impatience / incompetence combo)

truffkin you need to do the -- after each seperate word

Vallinna just spat my tea out laughing at the use of the word chuff

Truffkin sorry if this is patronising...you know you can get pregnant before your first AF after implanon?! :)

Sorry for AF b2b So back on with the shag cape?

Josie it's enough to drive you mad this waiting around.

You must have your own bench in the clinic now vallinna I'm glad you found someone who was able to talk sense for a change.

Yeah, for tie-dyed fanjo! I am a true 70s chick No appointment yet, I've got to call to make an appointment on CD1.

What normally happens after the impant removal truffkin? Is it like the depo injection? It took me a few months to get back to normal after depo. Hang in there. I say, don the shag cape and get going just in case Well done for mastering the full range of clever doofahs and whatsits

I'm not sure Brassica, kind of thought I had another couple of weeks of self pity before putting on the glamtastic cape again. Just realised it's after 11 and I'm still in my pj's and have done no housework.

ooooh, watching mistresses! Great ending.

Ha ha, loving the chuff! We use that here in Newcastle, never heard fanjo though! Loving it!

Cramps have stopped for now so fingers crossed.

My friend at work just told me she's taking a year out from November. I really really hope I can give her some good news before she goes! Now I'm feeling super emotional, it's been a hard few days! Found out yesterday my friend had her horse put to sleep so was upset about that, now matey-ho is leaving, waaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

Have a duvet day b2b. I usually avoid trackie bottoms like the plauge, but I'm having a wash day. Love working from home!

Poor you josie. Things are all over the place for you.

Thanks Brassica, I just asked my friend if you can get cramping when you're pg and she said you get whirly pain and indigestion! What the hell does that mean!

I'm really up and down at the minute cos I'm really desperate and when the cramping starts I'm convinced ERTD is coming but then it stops and there's no sign! Don't know what to think. Just wish it could be tomorrow and I could be officially late and ready to POAS!

Step away from the obsessing!