Throw your contraception in the bin and your legs in the air! JS II

[frakkit]

The 'rules'

Maintain a relaxed attitude at all times - drink if you want too, especially on your birthday. Thread precedent dictates if you drink to excess you will get a BFP (but not recommended)

Covet thy husband and enjoy every minute. Shag at ever opportunity - shag-capes and awesome superpowers optional.

Resist the lure of ovulation predictor kits, Taking Control of Your Fertility and the dreaded First Repsonse. Knowing where you are in your cycle is entirely permissible though!

Going to the doctor is permitted if you've had a stupidly long cycle but beware of the dildo-cam-scan.

Keep acronmyage to a minimum! EWCM is now to be referred to as 'pant snot'.

Keep us up to date with gossip!

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The list (if you haven't posted since the last one you've been scrubbed - you're welcome to come back though)

Tanmu82 - BFP
PrivetDancer - BFP
OnlyWantsOne - BFP
Frankenfanny ? BFP
Notso - BFP
knittakid - BFP
loopeylu - BFP
PinkFondantFancy - BFP
Grannyapple ? BFP
Fuzzywood - BFP
canoe - BFP
janedoe - BFP
StarflowerGirl - BFP

Frakkit ? JS
BrassicaBabe - JS
takethatlady - JS
vallinnapod - JS
Gormers ? JS
Pipistrello - JS
MrsWajs - JS
RedNinaBlue ? JS
alien82 - JS
takingtheplunge - JS
almostknockedupgirl - JS
cowboylover - JS
swizzlestar - JS
HarderToKidnap - JS
Miffles - JS
milanomum - JS
fyimate - JS
lovemylulu - JS
haplesshippy - JS
Halliegirl - JS
Williamsmummy1986 - JS
ljg72 - JS
30andMerkin - JS
trixie123 - JS
bringbackwham - JS

I'm sorry if I missed you - please add yourself!

Gormers and NMCB - - - HURRAH!!!

Fab news all round! That is awesome news :)

Hope the rest of us can join you asap.

Got in 2 more drunken JS's the last few days, so fingers xd

Gormers - You a Nurse then? Nights are a ballache, but am on permanent ones, so have to put up and shut up, grrrrrrrr!

Congratulations Gormers!

I retested with a clear blue digi and now DH believes that I'm pg too. It still hasn't really sunk in yet, it wasn't supposed to happen this quickly. Just got a nice bread book for my birthday, roll on bun in the oven jokes .

Keep thinking I should pass my lucky shag cape on to someone in need, but that's just a bit to yucky, so I'll throw some babymaking dust about instead.

Gormers & NMCB - Congratulations!!! :)

Well I was convinced AF was here, went out and drank too much and now...nothing!

13 days since OV, sure AF will arrive properly today/tomorrow.

gormers and choc that's fantastic news! This really is a lucky thread. Especially as vallinna now has pant snot, too :) Non-alcoholic bubbly all round!

Don't pass your shag cape on, choc - I say re-use the material. You could make a lovely babygro out of it, and freak your kids out straight away

5 dpo here and I am bored by my body. It is so bloooody slow. On the other hand, I reckon JKS might just possibly be giving us another BFP sometime about now!

Thanks! Haven't retested yet; bought some sticks but trying to wait until tomorrow. Also, think I'm scared it won't be positive anymore!

DH was excited, although did tell me that 'a line really isn't as robust as a missed period'! What?? I think h must have found that line on the parallel universe Dadsnet thread!!

JKS - got a good feeling for you too! Use my trick and pay loads of money to join a new gym, start a diet and then buy loads of tampons!! Worked a treat!

Sleepy - can't believe you're on permanent nights. Good on you for ever finding any time to JS!x

Gormers - tell him that's plain silly!! I had regular bleeding at 4, 8 & 12 weeks with DS1 (first time ever i was regular ), the line is THE thing, well and i suppose the bump and the actual baby later on, lol!

Am away from home for a few days and didn't bring tests with me so no testing going on here, am feeling v bloated all of a sudden (changed into pj's already, but could just be too much food & wine! )

Oh JSK I thought my bloated feeling was to much food too, fingers crossed for a missing AF for you.

Gormers we just can't win with men can we? Mine didn't believe the over a week late AF until he saw the line and yours isn't happy with a line and want's a missed AF! They should just be happy they can still eat and drink what they want I say.

Morning! DH is much happier this morning with a digital clearblue, think he found the word 'pregnant' mug easier to deal with than a faint line!

NMCB - I have just been shocked whilst reading about all those cheeses that I can't eat! All the good ones! DH had better not complain too much or he'll feel my cheese anger!!

I have high hopes that a lot of us can graduate together this month!

Another one?! Blime! Congrats gormers on the BFP!!

It's going to be a bit quiet around here!

I'm back wrapped up in my shag cape for it's cotton wool comfort.

I guess that my fear that a teeny tiny little baby to be couldn't survive the big nasty virus that has wrecked havoc with my body this last week or so, was right. And to make it worse, because I'm still not 100 percent over it, I can't console myself in a big bottle of wine/vodka/anything strong

Oh NMCB sweetheart, I'm so sorry. That's rubbish news. I don't have the words for you that will make it better, but just a massive massive virtual hug for you.xxxxxxx

That crap NMCB So sorry lovely. More virtual (((hugs)))

Big hug NMCB. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Thanks girls (sorry, viriods), hope to see some more BFPs appearing to give me hope for next month!

Oh nmcb, am so sorry. Huge hugs.

Hello Virio's.

No idea what's going on over here.

Had loads of pant snot on Thurs/Fri. JS'ed like mad, all weekend. Now AF has arrived. In full force. Gutted. Thought we'd have hit the jackpot with all the well timed shags. Tut :(

Cycle is ALL OVER THE PLACE at the mo. Had Mirena Coil out 6 weeks ago

Hey ladies, just a quick hello :)

It looks like it has been a hectic week for everyone. Sorry NMBC, I hope you are taking it easy.

Nothing exciting to report here. Had a nice few days away with DH, but JSing efforts have been minimal due to persistant AF. Going back to docs tomorrow as still getting stomach pains and think things should be back to normal by now?!

How is everyone else getting on?

NMCB - gutted for you :(

Sleepy - when you say pantsnot - was it really? or was it more creamy-whitish rather than egg-whitish? cos i think the creamy-whitish stuff does come nearer to AF, when you cervix is closing up, getting all anti-sperm. i think, maybe.

Well AF is playing silly buggers here, pretty sure it's going to arrive with a bang tomorrow, and luckily have no tests handy, will test Tues morning (ok maybe Mon night when i get home!) is no sign.

Sorry to hear that it's not just me having a head-scratching weekend!

No 'proper' AF here yet, was sure on Sat it was here, weird.

But, only CD34 out of a typical 35 day cycle, though if I ov'ed at cd19, then really AF should've arrived at 33. But i could have ov'ed later on cd20 which would make tonight AF time, so not getting hopes up much yet:)

Morning viroids,

Trying to start the week off on a positive note! Got dildocam IV at lunchtime (mmm, tasty ) and feel sick with nerves. Please let my ovaries resemble bubble wrap with a couple of ready to pop eggs (not too many mind...the Octomum look wasn't one I was going for...)

Still no word on DH's JIAJ...as we are paying through the nose for this -invasive- -pile- -of- -crap- fun, I expect them to call with results when they say they will. Maybe they are that super they got fed up of the jar and up and left. If they belong to him, they are likely to be found in the nearest boozer!

Good luck for dildocam vallinna May many, not not too many, eggs be upon you and your ovaries!

I'm starting to get nervous about my appointment on Wednesday. I have a feeling DH is going to learn many things about me and my cycle that I'd rather him not know. There will be no mystery left! I'm going to have to 'fess up to my PIAR obsession!

Really sorry to hear your news NMCB. Sounds like you're bearing up. Love and hugs to you.

Good luck vallinna - you've got a franchise going on the dildocams, I see! You could sell merchandise - posters, t-shirts, model ovaries, the list is endless...

I think some people do get a pant snot resurgence before AF, though it's probably not quite the same as the real stuff.

I am feeling very guilty because I went out for a couple of lunchtime drinks yesterday and ended up having about fifteen vodkas on an empty stomach. As I'm now 7/8 dpo I feel like a bloody idiot. In other news, we bought 2 new sofas yesterday (before the drinks) and DH kept saying 'we need one that will be practical for having a baby' or 'we should get this one with a little extra space because then we'll have more room to lay the baby next to us' and 'really we should get one with a sofa-bed for when we turn the spare room into a nursery'. He's the one always telling me not to get carried away!

Back to the hangover and the guilt. And some work, I suppose

Feeling ridiculously

Latest dildocam today and was told I had one follicle 12mm and one 7mm and a lining thickness of 2.2mm.

The sonographer wants to get my follicles to 15mm and lining to 7mm. All of which means bugger all to me. I didn't even realise lining had anything to do with it until now.

There is no further medication at this stage. They want me to go back for another scan on Wednesday and then she mentioned going back daily after that.

I am failing to see what the daily scans will achieve. We are doing this privately so at £200 a 10 minute scan this seems excessive.

I don't know if it means it hasn't worked for me this time.

I am all about the information and being uber prepared for everything and not having all the information is really frustrating me. Called to speak to the consultant to be told she only worked on Wednesday.

I feel such a twat for not asking more questions while I was there but the sonographer wasn't exactly chatty - oh, bar answering her mobile to her mother just prior to ehhem, 'insertion'!!

So I came out and then cried on my walk to the bus stop

To top it all, just told my DH had good sperm. My reaction...oh, to burst in to tears out of pity for myself being the crocked one in this process!! Jees.....of course I am SOOOOOO pleased he has great swimmers. What a pathetic reaction...

Thank you for humouring me in this mental brain dump

So sorry to hear that Vanilla can you make a list of questions you want to ask for when you go back on Weds? I know what you mean about not knowing, it can drive you mad, can't it?

Been awol lately as RL got a bit much so not been doing much JSing at all. AF due in about 5 days and we've managed 2 shags . One of those was right when I might have OVd but don't think it's at all likely this month.