Throw your contraception in the bin and your legs in the air! JS II

[frakkit]

The 'rules'

Maintain a relaxed attitude at all times - drink if you want too, especially on your birthday. Thread precedent dictates if you drink to excess you will get a BFP (but not recommended)

Covet thy husband and enjoy every minute. Shag at ever opportunity - shag-capes and awesome superpowers optional.

Resist the lure of ovulation predictor kits, Taking Control of Your Fertility and the dreaded First Repsonse. Knowing where you are in your cycle is entirely permissible though!

Going to the doctor is permitted if you've had a stupidly long cycle but beware of the dildo-cam-scan.

Keep acronmyage to a minimum! EWCM is now to be referred to as 'pant snot'.

Keep us up to date with gossip!

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The list (if you haven't posted since the last one you've been scrubbed - you're welcome to come back though)

Tanmu82 - BFP
PrivetDancer - BFP
OnlyWantsOne - BFP
Frankenfanny ? BFP
Notso - BFP
knittakid - BFP
loopeylu - BFP
PinkFondantFancy - BFP
Grannyapple ? BFP
Fuzzywood - BFP
canoe - BFP
janedoe - BFP
StarflowerGirl - BFP

Frakkit ? JS
BrassicaBabe - JS
takethatlady - JS
vallinnapod - JS
Gormers ? JS
Pipistrello - JS
MrsWajs - JS
RedNinaBlue ? JS
alien82 - JS
takingtheplunge - JS
almostknockedupgirl - JS
cowboylover - JS
swizzlestar - JS
HarderToKidnap - JS
Miffles - JS
milanomum - JS
fyimate - JS
lovemylulu - JS
haplesshippy - JS
Halliegirl - JS
Williamsmummy1986 - JS
ljg72 - JS
30andMerkin - JS
trixie123 - JS
bringbackwham - JS

I'm sorry if I missed you - please add yourself!

I love my new iPhone! I can keep a sneaky eye on posts

Sorry you are bored sleepy but well done on pulling in a quick JS before work!

Brassica am vvvvv jealous of the iPhone!!

Hoping to get in another JS tomo night too, if I have the energy. Been at park and picnicking all day with DC's, then work 8-8 tonight, then DH goes out as I get in, no bed for me til about 7pm tomorrow when he's back from work. Maybe he'll wake me when he gets to bed at about 11, for a quick JS then?!

omigosh omigosh omigosh

thread originator her

sorry for the name change people but I don't want to broadcast my.....

BFP!!!!!

Line. Definite line. Quite faint still but definite line. I think I'm 12 days PO here.

Fuck me I'm terrified!

oh and DH is taking his driving test right now so I can't talk to him but I'm literally about to burst.

YAY YAY YAT! Uber congrats my lovely! You must be fit to burst with DH out, I'd be seeing if his candidate was good with the emergency stop and flinging myself in to the road!

Love we are viroids! Our JS-not-obsessing-honest vibes are virus like contagious!

I love the iPhone for my pre-gym check in! Although predictive text is nuts, and quick so you don't realise the crap you've written. Plus the keyboard is not designed for those of us with fat fingers! The majority of my texts are now signed 'c' or 'z' rather than 'x'

brassica dildocam IV on Monday to see if I have any follicles ready to spew forth my future offspring!

Ihaveaplan congratulations!!!! I've just crept back across to this thread because I'm going to try the laid back approach this month and JS for the fun of it and I find you've got a bfp!!! This must definatley be the place to be. Congratulations xxx

:) :) :)

CONGRATS Ihaveaplan

How long til the driving test is over??

Congrats Ihaveaplan!

Whoop whoop!!
Congratulations!!!!! Fantastic news! I hope you start an equally laid back pregnancy thread and we can all quickly join you there!

At least one BFP for the Viroids this month!!x

Ihaveaplan that's amazing! Congratulations lady - you deserve it after all your hard work! But what are we going to do without you? You're the only one who keeps us in any kind of check!

Watched a Friends ep yesterday in which Rachel, Phoebe and Monica got a bit pissed and started crying because they didn't have a plan. Glad yours is working out there!

I am fucking sick of 2ww. Only these posts are getting me through, and the champagne/dessert party tonight. I want a little microchip fitted inside me that yells out 'fertilisation fertilisation fertilisation' when that occurs, and then 'implantation (etc)' a few days later. In fact, I want to become a ttc viroid. Why the hell do I have to wait?!

PS - loving the viroids! How can the iphone think viroids is more likely than girlies? That name's gonna stick I reckon.

Now where's that Gu pud? I haven't had breakfast yet ...

HUGE congrats to you Ihaveaplan (or is that IhaveaBFP now?). When you're quite finished with that second line can you send it over to me please?

Am now 16DPO and AF 8 days late (I have a short luteral phase apprantly), but still no BFP! Couldn't wait til tomorrow and tested this morning. I almost imagined a second line for a moment, but it mostly looked like there was a white spot in the middle of the test. Shall be braving the rain later to go get me a fancy expensive test.

I'm one impatient and confused (and ever more hopeful) viroid! (Just keep that Gu away from me, think it might make me sick)

(sick not envy) - that's me right now

NMCB - sounding hopeful for you

IHaveAPlan- yey & congratulations

I managed to resist testing again this morning, still pretty sure AF is coming, just got the possibility of being pg back in my head yesterday.

Oh and I had such a vivid dream about having a baby, another boy and he was huge!! but i managed my HBAC so i was happy :)

Afternoon.

Congratulations IHaveAPlan!

Me and DH are JSing like mad at the minute because my ovary was a bit sore yesterday so I'm convinced it's the right time! I told him you lot had advised a shag-a-thon and he loved the idea, so we've got another one planned for tonight!

4 days til AF due. I've just spent a lot of money on tampons hoping that I actually won't have to use them!! Well, the money to be told about a BFN always ends up a waste, so hoping some reverse psychology works!

Go for it Josie! Shag him senseless!!!

Sleepy - you sound like a fellow 'healthcare professional' - nights in a hospital whilst your DH lies alone in bed are always frustrating aren't they!

Anyone other than our great leader PIAR today?

Well think AF is here, boo and never mind, was expecting it.

Handy timing as out for a boozy dinner later :)

No strategic peeing here!! But.......I HAVE PANT SNOT!!! Not really EWCM type, more bread sauce (sorry waaayyy TMI) Still this is a first for me! Although too early...I am on day 4 of Clomid which is actually meant to dry you up (nice!)

Any ways, had to share

IHaveAPlan- yey & congratulations

I hope it all goes well Vallinnapod, I hope I can spot it this month as im only resuming it happens to me as well as not seen it yet x

Helloooo Viriods

omigosh indeed ihaveaplan! That was a sneaky one! All very calm and collected Have you told DH yet? What did he say? How did you break it to him. Details woman!! You must start a laid back pg thread so we know where to find you when the time comes!

And God only knows why I've got bloody Celebrity Masterchef on again. There is crap all on telly!

Still waiting for AF to go. I need a shag! Gritted teeth-

I was shopping with my sister out of town today. She has a 11month old. I love him. But I can't be doing with coo-ing over every strange new born we pass. What is that all about?! They are strangers for heavens sake! realising how I've got to be 37 with no kids!

Yeah for pant snot vallinna [high-5-hand-slap]

I have a second line! It's very very faint so I have to buy a super expensive super flash pee stick to keep DH happy, but at last I know.

How is everyone else this lovely Saturday?

Hang on? Is that our second BFP in two days?! Yeah! Congrats NMCB!!

Hooray NMCB!! I have to say the timings were really sounding like you should be getting a BFP. This is turning out to be a good run for people - hope I can join you all in the lucky gang!!

2 positive Viroids in 2 days!! Maybe we need a name for us when we get a positive - what does a viroid turn into??

At least there's 2 of our gang on the antenatal thread now, save a space on the chilled out thread for us!!!

Yay NMCB!! What a fab way to start the w/e!

OMG! I have a BFP too!!!!!!
Fairly faint line, but definitely there - I am 3 days before AF due still!

Not really sinking in - keep thinking it won't be there if I check again! OMG!!!

Blimey, congrats all round!

(The rest of you, I think I'm here to balance the statistics in your favour... )